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The young lad Scotty who does ne have the knowledge of knowing that his courting Fiona is being done by I,

She tells him she at the church but she does ne go for she is laying with I,

And the young lad Scotty still has no knowledge of his courting adultery.

(I found this in my drafts. I HAVE NO MEMORY OF WRITING THIS)

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I HAVE THE WORST WRITERS BLOCK RN So.. do yall want a short story about Sally and Bruce when they were still growing up in the manor together? I have a few Ideas

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IN THE AU OF SALLY JACKSON AND BRUCE WAYNE (NOW WITH THOMAS WAYNE JR) ARE SIBLINGS

I will say that Sally calls her brothers by nicknames. Bruce is called Bea and Thomas Jr. is Trixie because Thomas called her Sal which sounded more like a boy name (and she didn't like it). So in return both girl nicknames for her brothers. (No matter how hard Thomas Jr. tried he could never get her to say another name)

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Seashells and pearls

CHAPTER THREE AND FOUR IS UP YALL! TOOK ME TOO DAM LONG

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NO BECAUSE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IN THIS AU OF SALLY JACKSON AND BRUCE WAYNE BEING SIBLINGS ALONG WITH THOMAS JR. THEIR SIBLING RELATIONSHIP WOULD BE SO SAD. YOU KNOW WHY! THOMAS JR GREW UP WITH MARTHA AND THOMAS, HE HAS MEMORIES OF THEM. WHILE BRUCE HAS MEMORIES BUT NOT AS MUCH AS THOMAS BECAUSE THEY DIED WHEN HE WAS EIGHT. SALLY ON THE OTHER HAND THEY DIED WHEN SHE WAS FOUR. SHE DOESN'T HAVE THAT MUCH MEMORIES OF HER FAMILY.

SALLY GREW UP DURING THE AFTER WHILE BRUCE AND THOMAS JR GREW UP DURING THE BEFORE.

IM CRYING! AND IM THE ONE WRITING IT

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Your ideas are great and amazing and you should be given the rights to both pjo and batfam ☝🏽

Thank you! At best this is DC that was put into a blender

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In my Au of Sally Jackson and Bruce Wayne are siblings this is how Sally realized that Bruce was Batman.

tbh, would Bruce siblings even know, they likely not living the the manor by the time Bruce come back to be batman

Julia pennyworth takes one look at batman in the newspaper and instantly goes "only one person is cringe worthy enough to wear that get up"

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Sally and Bruce are sibling part something (Now with Thomas Jr. from bruciemilf)

@bruciemilf I have gotten addicted to your Thomas Jr. and now I'm going to write him into my AU where Bruce Wayne and Sally Jackson are siblings. As payment for getting me addicted here are the memes. (You have the most amazing ideas)

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GUESS WHAT ITS ON AO3 HERE YOU GO

Seashells and pearls (1460 words) by That_weird_kid_in_class Chapters: 2/10

Sally Jackson and Bruce Wayne are siblings part something? (I made Memes!)

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You just gave me an idea for the fanfic

Sally Jackson and Bruce Wayne are siblings part something? (I made Memes!)

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Seashells and pearls (1460 words) by That_weird_kid_in_class Chapters: 2/10

I made a fanfic about Sally and Bruce being siblings. The meme is about an up-and-coming chapter that is from Bruce or Tim's pov.

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Sally Jackson and Bruce Wayne are siblings part something? (I made Memes!)

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Tis the season

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IN THE AU OF SALLY JACKSON AND BRUCE WAYNE BEING SIBLINGS- Bruce has a little bit of fear of Sally. Again going back on the fact that Sally was a crazy child but she calm down as she started growing up. (This also came from the idea that Bruce Wayne is scared of bats, so what does Sally does to get him over his fear? Chase him down with a realistic stuff bat. This did not work and and she got grounded.) <- In real life my older sister did this to me.

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OKAY YES BOOK PERCY LOOKS LIKE HIS FATHER BUT I LIKE THE IDEA THAT EVEN THOUGH THE FEATURES ARE SMALL HE HAS A LITTLE BIT OF SALLY FEATURES. IN THIS HEADCANNON I WILL GO CRAZY.

YES, he has his father eye color and sharpness in shape but look closely the shape of his eye is just a little bit softer then his father. The shape of his face is again sharp (his father) but you can see a softness to it that Poseidon doesn't have but when you look at Sally she has that softness.

Percy has waves in his hair when it's short (his father) but if he leaves it growing it will start to curl (I head cannon that Sally has curly hair around 3A or 3B texture)

Yes, Percy looks like his father but he still has his mother DNA and only if you look closely then you could see it.

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Oh definitely from the gods he got the audacity and more petty, while from the Waynes he got the 'Im going to help but I'm not going to be happy' and the 'Im in a very traumatizing situation so I'm going to be sassy about it and then never bring it up again'

MORE ON THE BRUCE AND SALLY BEING SIBLINGS PART ONE. I love the idea that Sally was chaotic when she was younger but she calmed down after having Percy (aka cosmic karma for being THAT chaotic) and Bruce knows this but his kids don't believe it because the aunt that makes them cookies and they could talk to Sally about anything. What do you mean she bit your ankles at a gala??? That pure joy would never be that chaotic.

And meanwhile Sally is laughing her ass off as Bruce is like you manipulate my kids and thinking your sweet and kind???? He knows her as a petty and sassy bitch because Percy had to get it somewhere

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Yall what the fuck I just put my ideas down and EIGHTEEN OF Y'ALL WERE LIKE ' I LIKE YOUR FUNNY WORDS MAGIC MAN (OR GIRL I DONT GIVE A SHIT) HOLY SHIT THANK YOU!!

EDIT- TWENTY FIVE OF Y'ALL THANK YOU

I can't tell if this is a weird thing BUT SALLY JACKSON AND BRUCE WAYNE BEING SIBLINGS

Edit' THE BATFAM DESERVE AN AUNT THAT WILL LOVE THEM and JUST THINK ABOUT BRUCE GETTING INTO A FIGHT WITH ONE OF HIS BOYS AND THEY JUST GOES OVER TO THEIR AUNT SALLY.