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Everyone has goth sex hormones it came free with your fucking existence.
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I've been on Tumblr for 4 presidential elections now and nothing tops 2012 when this whole site thought mitt romney was going to ban tampons
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your honour i understand that it is treason to release classified documents about military equipment but you saw what that guy on the forum said i couldn't just let someone be that wrong
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I respect your defense of bisexual woman and all but I just don’t want to put my mouth somewhere I know a dick has been
Yall out here acting like these girls’ pussies be haunted by the ghosts of penises past, this ain’t a Dickmas Carol, be so fucking for real
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U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping
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this is on the michigan unemployment form
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1. Logan’s fighting twitter community notes on the daily for calling his ass out
2. Trumps administration already nuked the FDA

they're gonna violate food safety standards we've never even heard of
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you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea
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you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea
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having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent
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I have received an important email. It's kind of a big deal, especially in the sad world we live in today.
Here's the article pictured above with working links.
So yeah, that's a thing. Lets let him know this is something we'll take seriously.
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