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As a reminder, you can apply electricity to an open wound to immediately intensify the pain. We hope that helps : )

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living by my awesome sword #mysword

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autocorrect just tried to change "omegaverse" to "metaverse" and i think i'm genuinely offended

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Look at you, hacker, a pathetic creature of meat and bone. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

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No, sorry, I can't make it tonight. I'm teaching my knight the language of flowers. Yeah, he thinks it's a good way to prepare coded messages in times of danger, but honestly I just wanted a fun new way to tell him I need to be viciously and earnestly raw-dogged while we're -- yeah, while we're in public. You've seen how he looks when he's flustered, come on.

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There's literally no masky x skully content pls feed me please....

Perfectly portioned by a dagger serving the finest leftover the dessert.

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I'm sorry but:

"am i being kidnapped?"

"no."

followed up immediately with:

"then am i free to go?"

".... no"

is the single funniest thing i've ever heard in dnd history. nothing will ever top it.

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DJ Bodyhorror has the whole club pulsating and throbbing

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hoody leave him be he's not having fun

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remember when I made that post that basically said "don't forget about a southern hemisphere when worldbuilding" and a lot of people said "ahhh but what if my fantasy world is flat or shaped like a kia sorento? checkmate I Write What I Want" and then you go and find out that people actually forget that the southern hemisphere exists in real life, like right now here in earth

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HOLY SHIT

AND THEY GOT MOTHERFUCKING TOBY FOX AS PART OF THE VOICE CAST?!!

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dragons have invaded dave and busters! quick, call the mayor! press A to call the mayor press B to fuck the mayor

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thinking about creatures.

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Seeing a black cat is actually good luck. A frog or toad is also good luck. A leech is great luck

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So, I follow this “bad commercial interior design” Facebook page and-