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Your problem. Find an abandoned warehouse or something instead, not my basement. 2. I’ve already seen enough resurrections in my lifetime to be absolutely done. I don’t see why I should care that it’s scientific. The science is biology, not physics. Get it out of my basement.
*meanwhile in the basement* and when the patient woke up his skeleton was missing and the doctor was never heard from again!
Forest: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
anyway, that’s how I lost my medical license
#Sorry for the late reply I've been busy all day#For the first half of it playing dandys world- BUT I REALLY WANTED MORE RESEARCH ON ASTRO OK#And for the second half I was forced to be in the car for a while like most Sundays so that ones actually valid
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*Troll comes in, holding a broom. You know. To clean the place.* I thought I told you to get out- *He notices the well. Everything.* What is. All of this. Do you not have your own place to do potentially dangerous nonsense? It's not even funny nonsense that you're up to.
*meanwhile in the basement* and when the patient woke up his skeleton was missing and the doctor was never heard from again!
Forest: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
anyway, that’s how I lost my medical license
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*meanwhile in the basement* and when the patient woke up his skeleton was missing and the doctor was never heard from again!
Forest: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
anyway, that’s how I lost my medical license
#trollface#I uhm. Didn't really know what this ask meant exactly? So yeag. Just sort of assumed. Idk this might be completely off sorry if it is
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Well, trollface, ya better get going to finding his kid... Or you'll get a big headache
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To lone world: here is a, you deserve it for being a cool guy! ⭐
#trollge#Lone world#I assumed you were giving him the star since there was nothing after “a” but if you meant the letter then whoops#Cut him some slack btw he talks to his siblings a lot and they don't really have the best idea for what a good gift is...
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"JUST WHERE, DID YOU LAST SEEN HER!?"
-J
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Are you... Actually sweating? Why are you sweating to a guy who cleans incidents?
Or are you afraid of the strength of an angry father-
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*oh boy, the father.*
"OLD MAN, WHERE THE HELL DID YOU PUT MY DAUGHTER?"
- a very angry incident cleaner
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do you happen to like pizza rolls? I’m making some rn
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Hiiiii I really love TrollDerp >.< can you pwease gimme some fluff? Owo
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Never mind... Nature is dead Uhhh hm, wait... Uhhhhh what about... The uhhhh stiltman, have you ever thought of wearing some... Snazzy pink boots?~
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Ay nature, yes you, green... Blob.
What do you think of a living tree :^
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So.... How's finding the kid doing?
Cause I'mma gonna guess she's eating fertilizer or something....
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Ooo give us an example of those good things!!!
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Hi derpina hii derpina how are you hi
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