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Writing is fun because i get to Chekhov's gun so many things.

And also torture all of you by wondering what i mean by that.

Exhibit 1

[...] He thought so, anyway. Jimmy could be equal parts overly open and overly private and some of them, especially the memory-less have learned that the hard way. The hard way of trying to manipulate, interrogate and threaten him, only to have him barely budge, if at all. The law had its reasons, he supposed.

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Cue me scurrying to ao3 like a creature.

This fic by the amazing @cannibal-walleye made me actually physically giggle and kick my feet. The premise, the descriptions, the emotions the everything.

I FXCKING SHSJSHSHAJKA

I LOVE IT!!!

HERE'S THE LINK GO READ IT!!!

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source

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he’s so gorgious

speedran this trend on twitter dot com ^.^ I love turning middle aged men into cutie pies

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DSGFIUYSDTF JDSZUG HE'S SO COOL?????

all my behind-the-scenes concept work and such for the HGCZ! i had a blast working on it all.

check out my finished piece here, and check out @hotguycomiczine for the full zine!

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Yo that pharmacist may have been a fae

A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

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AIGHT GOOBERS, CHAPTER 2 IS UP!

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Sneaky lil sneak peak

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Chapter one just dropped! Go give it a read if you'd like :3

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I formally invite all of my mutuals to draw on my arm.

rb to draw a :3 on a mutual’s arm

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Look out for ranchers au from me. I will write it and i will probably make you cry

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BABABABA THIS!!! COME JOIN US!!! EVERYONE IS SO WELCOME!!

WE WON'T BITE WE PROMISE!!

I made a trafficblr 16+ discord server with @why-are-you-rhyming !!!

Join or else !!!

> Link Here <

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I'm just in an insufferable mood but I will not apologize

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FEAR NOT, WE MADE A SERVER!

trafficblr discord servers where are you

i want to engage and make friends who also obsess over my blorbos

ill make art in exchange pls come collect me pspspspspspspspsps

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MY THROAT IS TOO DRY TO BE LAUGHING THIS HARD!!!!

Another amazing fic by the wonderful @ruby-raider !!!

Tommy is a vigilante, Ranboo and Tubbo are villains, the hermits are there! Really fun :3

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you're welcome

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This is my first post! Im still trying to figure out how tumblr works for posting yay