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My cousin (love that guy) got me a CD player

And I also remembered Ebay existed soooooo WE BACK

Going to crash out

I wanted a cd player for Christmas, and I didn’t get one. (That’s fine, not what I’m upset about)

So I was just going to order one myself but I wanted to see what albums my favorite artists had available and LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE ARTIST’S CDS ARE CONSTANTLY SOLD OUT WHAT THE HELL??? Like damn I didn’t know cd’s were that popular. I would’ve thought that vinyls would be harder to come by but I guess not

So like, I’m not going to get a cd player if I can’t get any cd’s bUT I CAN’T AFORD A RECORD PLAYER

But I’m debating saving up for a record played because I saw an Undertale ost vinyl……. and yall already know daddy needs one in his possession 😈

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Who was going to tell me that my gums receding was directly linked to my genetic disorder?

Who else was going to tell me that it’s also because my teeth grew in wrong?

Who was going to tell me that I’m being punished for not having straight teeth?

Who was going to tell me that I have a legitimate reason to not like my smile because it’s literally fucked up and unhealthy and I had no idea because my teeth have ALWAYS been fucked up?

Who was going to tell me that this genetic disorder would worsen over time and make me so much weaker?

Who was going to warn me not to move furniture around because I would shake and almost pass out when I stood up every. damn. time?

Who was going to warn me NOT go into construction because I physically won’t be able to keep up with it over time?

Who was going to tell me I was nerfed from the start????? WHO?????

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FUCK YEAHHHHHGG I just drnak the vest iced tea evrr im creaminf

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Oh to be a duck gently sprayed with the shower setting on a garden hose

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Alright now that I’m done celebrating new years, I can get back to writing my evil gay fanfiction

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I avoided the all consuming doom nap today, someone be proud of me please

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Found one singular chicken strip in my kitchen today and laughed so hard I had to do a photoshoot

thank you and good day

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I’ll never get over how FUCKING CUTE the baby animals in minecraft are. Like what do you mean they’re just smaller versions of adults with the same size head?!??!!?? I feel like we should do that with more things to appeal to a bigger audience of people who think that stuff is cute.

Welcome to my ted talk.

For my first example, I have an Eevee

Adorable, we all know that. But wait,

IMPROVEMENT!!!

Now, this one is a little out there, but stick with me.

A praying mantis, which I think is a cute little skallywag, but I can see why many people don’t like them.

Which is whY WE NEED TO MAKE THEIR HEADS BIGGER!!!

And finally, the most hated of all creatures,

The humble clown.

Much better am I right? Much less threatening when there’s a larger target for attack.

Thank you all, and have a nice day.

[whoznoah]

Going to crash out

I wanted a cd player for Christmas, and I didn’t get one. (That’s fine, not what I’m upset about)

So I was just going to order one myself but I wanted to see what albums my favorite artists had available and LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE ARTIST’S CDS ARE CONSTANTLY SOLD OUT WHAT THE HELL??? Like damn I didn’t know cd’s were that popular. I would’ve thought that vinyls would be harder to come by but I guess not

So like, I’m not going to get a cd player if I can’t get any cd’s bUT I CAN’T AFORD A RECORD PLAYER

But I’m debating saving up for a record played because I saw an Undertale ost vinyl……. and yall already know daddy needs one in his possession 😈

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He has no idea what’s going to happen in a couple hours

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Love it when I find a new song and it literally changes the way my brain is wired ugh it’s incredible

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I will be up to mischievous crimes tonight boys (spotify and pinterest/tumblr back and forth until 4am)

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The gaydar is the 7th sense actually

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That feeling when you think you’ve finally gotten over someone and then you have a dream where they compare you to the sunset just like he used to do and you wake up all embarrassed and upset because he was only in your life for a short amount of time and he probably doesn’t even remember most of what you too had together but he was the only person who understood you so well and looked at you like you were made out of the stars in the sky and listened when you cried and opened up about himself and trusted you with everything but he kept you a secret from your friends and never let anyone see how soft you made him and it’s been 3 years Noah you can’t keep doing this to yourself he moved on and you barely even talk anymore you’re never gonna hear him tell you how much he wants to slow dance with you or feel the warmth of his arms around you and you’ll never be allowed to tell him how much he means to you because he never let you say I love you back and you haven’t had anybody love you like that since he left even if loving him made you feel just as empty as you do now that he’s gone.

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I can’t believe even with a chronic illness, actively deteriorating mental state, dying, being shot in the chest, and then becoming the universe Viktor was still serving face.

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Going to Chicago tomorrow and y’all already know I have three goals in mind. Van Gogh, the hoes, and a new pair of pants

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