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lol yeah ok 

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You can’t get an abortion, mehm!

It's my right to choose sweetie

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"Liane will do just fine , and what's your name? I bet it's as strong and sexy as those arm muscles."

Grabs his arm giving it a small squeeze.

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Of course Ma’am, heard so many stories bout ya round the prison, you’re a legend. It’s an honour even b talkin to ya.

__ Oh, they have? I'm flattered! Would a nice strong man like you care to join me for a nice home cooked meal tonight.. and maybe.. dessert?

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😯 I Love It When You Don’t See The End Of A Tweet Coming (28 Tweets)

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(clearly Liane and Randy are meant to be (: )

south park fandom's lowest point is easily shipping a middle aged man with a towel

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Ooc . I mainly think other than one episode which was only in season 1 which just had garrison say everyone fucked liane. that liane is into men more than women as she always flirts with men like I've never seen her hit on women like ever..

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I would never marry a married women sweety don't worry

@whowantscookiess please never marry my mom

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“Here’s a smiling piglet to brighten your Friday”

(via)

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Marry mrs tweak secretly you both obviously lesbians to me

Oh no dear I play both sides with a slight preference towards long slongs..

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You never had chocolate pie? Oh you poor poor dear well don't worry I'm gonna spoil you rotten.

Smiles pinching his cheek softly.

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Of course Ma’am, heard so many stories bout ya round the prison, you’re a legend. It’s an honour even b talkin to ya.

__ Oh, they have? I'm flattered! Would a nice strong man like you care to join me for a nice home cooked meal tonight.. and maybe.. dessert?

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Well aren't you sweet, I hope you like chocolate pie, like to put marshmallows inside to make it extra gooey .

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Of course Ma’am, heard so many stories bout ya round the prison, you’re a legend. It’s an honour even b talkin to ya.

__ Oh, they have? I'm flattered! Would a nice strong man like you care to join me for a nice home cooked meal tonight.. and maybe.. dessert?

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Well.. i suppose that's okay.

Extends arm out and pulls them into a hug for five seconds before letting go.

There you go sweetie, would you like some chocolate chip cookies?

...can I hug you?

I don't know.. how old are you?

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...can I hug you?

I don't know.. how old are you?

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Realjacktenorman: would you rather have hot sex with me. Or try to get our sons to get along?

Sex with you my big strong football player

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🔫GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY BITCH

Oh dear..

Hands over a few hundred dollars..

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Eric said you fucked him at Best Buy.

Eric , you've been spreading naughty rumors for that you will only get cheese pizza tonight

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