She/Her, 22, halo shitposter, CEO of Kat x Carter, recently into cod, MDNI
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Catholic Soap who knows he's gay and has long ago that he's probably going to hell for it and is completely fine with it.
Ghost's search history while he's desperately trying to get into soap's pants:
Churches near me
Do I have to be catholic to attend church
Is it disrespectful to be horny in a cgurch
Can you have sex in a church
How to respectfully be disrespectful
Bible pdf
How to become catholic
Can I have sex in a church if im catholic
How to have sex in a church
Can I wear a face covering in a church
How to pray
Where is a confession booth in a church
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Tumblr gets to see it first 😌 The yearning for ghoap art has been too much for the little (non extistent) (i barely have time to sleep) time I have sooooo I put them into my concept assigment :D!!
We had to draw centaurs! I made soap a kelpie and Ghost a skelly horse that has bones that ✨shine ✨
Also I wish I had had time to render the jewelry on Ghost 😭 I was gonna make it so pretty
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*during a sparring match*
Ghost: Hey, what do you call a soldier with no body or nose?
Price, in the ring with him: ... what?
Ghost: Nobody knows
Price:
(Later)
Gaz: You're pushing it
Ghost, with a black eye: I feel like he was really trying to kill me this time
Soap: Oh I wonder why
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Whenever Ghost gets back from a mission, before stepping in the shower, he likes to rub his eyes even when he knows he's smearing eyeblack all over his face. It's just satisfying to rub his itchy eyes, and he gets a faint sense of amusement watching himself turn into Pattinson's Batman.
Ghost also happens to be one of those people who, when scrubbing at his eyes, opens his mouth reflexively.
The first time Soap watches him rub his eyes, he sees him open his mouth and immediately sticks his finger in Ghost's mouth.
Ghost bites him so hard he bleeds.
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AU where Ghost is a retired veteran with a service dog and Soap is an overworked cashier and they have a meet cute when Riley senses Soap's distress and starts interacting with him. Soap assumes it's just Riley being friendly but then Ghost is like, "Mate? You should go on break."
Soap happens to run into him again as he's clocking out and they hit the library together (the bar is too loud). A few years later, Riley is standing by Ghost at their wedding, looking very smart in a bow tie.
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We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinkin' of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
😑
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(I had an idea to write but I forgot it so have this instead)
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Interviewer: How do you pass the time?
Hawkeye: wear your underwear on the outside... or jump infront of a jeep.
Radar:
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