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Whenever Ghost gets back from a mission, before stepping in the shower, he likes to rub his eyes even when he knows he's smearing eyeblack all over his face. It's just satisfying to rub his itchy eyes, and he gets a faint sense of amusement watching himself turn into Pattinson's Batman.

Ghost also happens to be one of those people who, when scrubbing at his eyes, opens his mouth reflexively.

The first time Soap watches him rub his eyes, he sees him open his mouth and immediately sticks his finger in Ghost's mouth.

Ghost bites him so hard he bleeds.

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Ghost, Gaz, Price: ??????

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Close

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AU where Ghost is a retired veteran with a service dog and Soap is an overworked cashier and they have a meet cute when Riley senses Soap's distress and starts interacting with him. Soap assumes it's just Riley being friendly but then Ghost is like, "Mate? You should go on break."

Soap happens to run into him again as he's clocking out and they hit the library together (the bar is too loud). A few years later, Riley is standing by Ghost at their wedding, looking very smart in a bow tie.

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We're no strangers to love

You know the rules and so do I

A full commitment's what I'm thinkin' of

You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long

Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it

Inside, we both know what's been going on

We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling

Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long

Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it

Inside, we both know what's been going on

We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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(I had an idea to write but I forgot it so have this instead)

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Interviewer: How do you pass the time?

Hawkeye: wear your underwear on the outside... or jump infront of a jeep.

Radar:

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They did this with cows at my highschool

Without a shadow of a doubt Emile would catch three moas and paint the numbers 1,2, and 4 before releasing them inside Sword base in the middle of the night

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Without a shadow of a doubt Emile would catch three moas and paint the numbers 1,2, and 4 before releasing them inside Sword base in the middle of the night

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A little sketch I did for a cute sick fic by @aessedia87 <3

Ghost being a clingy little fool when he's delirious is my roman empire c:

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Wasteland, baby I'm in love, I'm in love with you

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Graves: Started realising women appreciate the fact that you made plans sometimes even more than the plan itself. It’s the pre-thought part that has them.

Valeria, unimpressed: Gringo discovers effort.

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soap not knowing a damn thing about tea but knows exactly how ghost likes his made. has it down like an art. still complains about it being nasty but he’ll do anything for simon i think

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Having to block all the cod x reader accounts because I can tell from the writing it's minor virgin writes their first smut and god it's bad. Also just the insane amount of mischaracterization and infantilizing drives me insane.

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Dj ghostie 👻

And alittle extra with soaps pov:

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His little angry eyebrows 😂

p156, the sergeants are out of ear shot which means it's time to sass each other