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Im Dead......Like Goose.....(im Sorry)

Coffee Maker War.

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Maverick: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Y/c/s: …I did. I broke it.

Maverick: No. No you didn’t. Hangman?

Hangman: Don’t look at me. Look at Bob.

Bob: What?! I didn’t break it.

Hangman: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Bob: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

Hangman: Suspicious.

Bob: No, it’s not!

Rooster: If it matters, probably not, but Phoenix was the last one to use it.

Phoenix: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Rooster: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Phoenix: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Rooster!

Y/c/s: Okay let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Maverick.

Maverick: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Rooster: Maverick… Hangman’s been awfully quiet.

Hangman: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Maverick to Cyclone and Warlock: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Maverick: I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Maverick:

Maverick: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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just gonna reblog this for later..... 

𝑡𝑜𝑝 𝑔𝑢𝑛 𝑓𝑖���� 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑠.

bradley ‘rooster’ bradshaw.

paper rings by @coco-loco-nut

hes so pretty by @2fabul0us4

i will wait right here by @lt-bradshaw

hey its bradley by @domesticcaboose

its only my heart by @notroosterbradshaw

hell of a view by @ltroosterbradshaw

up to no good by @callsign-valley

soul meets body by @goldustwomun

id destroy the world for you by @mrsroosterbradshaw02

hold me by @rafecameronshoe

mine by @specialbrewbutterbeer

like father, like son by @chaostheoryy

coming home to you by @mads-weasley

thinking of you by @bradshaw-fanclub

a surprise gift by @bradshawsbaby

tom 'iceman' kazansky.

who wouldve thought by @sebastianstangirl01

wrong answer, sweetheart by @callsignthirsty

further on the edge by @ice-fire-or-clear

morning after by @multifandomfanfic

steamy by @callsignbob

ice cold by @drowninginliquidsmooth

grab myself a pilot by @callsign-dragonbaron

there's a rumour going 'round about me and you by @the-untamed-soul

something to remember me by by @callsignthirsty

right behind you by @youlightmeupfinn

jake 'hangman' seresin.

all this time by @phoenixsbby

the bet by @barbiewritesstuff

when i get where im going by @hufflepuffprincesse

venomous by @softlybarnes

beach view by @pmitchell

me, myself and i by @pmitchell

you and i by @pmitchell

lazy mornings and what not by @seresinhangmanjake

just a little weak by @seresinhangmanjake

wants and needs by @seresinhangmanjake

opposites attract by @topguncortez

bad habit by @seasonsbloom

fucked up by @twinklelilstarkey

just hooking up by @babyonboard

two can play by @inklore

game of hangman by @krmy2386

soft spoken by @siempre-bucky

bradshaw's girl @lcahwriter

pete 'maverick' mitchell.

sister stealer by @youlightmeupfinn

be my angel by @mitchellpete

my girl by @pmitchell

do you believe in love at first sight by @softspiderling

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I NEEDED THIS, AND I NEED MORE OF THIS

Uninvited Guest - Rooster + Druig

Pairing: Druig x Fem!Eternal // Bradley ‘Rooster’ Bradshaw x Fem!Eternal 

Thank you to @fanficgirl429 @mrsroosterbradshaw02 and @a-reader-and-a-writer for looking this over! <3 

I had a random idea to do a Marvel/Top Gun imagine and here it is!! Please be sure to let me know what you think! Enjoy xoxo

Prompt: You reveal a big secret to your boyfriend after your old boyfriend shows up out of nowhere. 

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I sat quietly on the couch across from the one person I never thought I’d see in my house. He was quiet as well, scanning over my features in an attempt to figure out what I was thinking. He should know better, being that I was the only one in our family that was capable of hiding their emotions. 

“Are you going to say anything?” 

My eyes narrowed in on him. “Druig, I haven’t seen you in over 500 years. How else would you expect me to react?” 

He leaned back into the couch, making himself comfortable. “Good point.” 

I shook my head before reaching for my phone and reading over the text I received from my boyfriend. 

I’m on my way over, I’ll be there in ten. 

The sudden fear of my current boyfriend seeing my ex-boyfriend sitting in my living room took over me. 

“What are you doing here? And make it quick.” 

Druig sat up and rested his elbows on his knees. “What’s the rush?”

“I have company coming over and I don’t need them asking questions.” 

He smiled. “They don’t know about you?“

I rolled my eyes. “No, they don’t know about me, Druig. What am I supposed to say; ‘Hey guys, by the way, I’m not human and have superpowers. Also, I’m immortal and a few million years old’.” 

Druig nodded and I was losing my patience. 

“Fine,” he started. “Long story short, we defeated the deviants again, Tiamut is asleep temporarily. I gather you know about the celestial sticking out of the Pacific Ocean?” 

Part of me was hurt when my only family didn’t contact me when they all went off to fight the remaining deviants. The other part, realized I had an obligation to the Navy and that the mission I was on at the time was just as important as theirs. Either Tiamut consumed the planet, or nuclear war destroyed it. 

I nodded. “Yeah, Sersi caught me up on all of that stuff. How we don’t really matter, everything we stood for was a lie. Yup, I got all that.” 

It was the first time I ever saw sympathy in his eyes, but he continued on. 

“Well, everyone else is off doing other things and I’ve run into a problem I can’t solve on my own.” 

“What?” 

At that moment the front door opened and my boyfriend Bradley entered the room. He looked at Druig, then to me. 

“Ugh, hey. Who is this?” Bradley asked, placing his duffle on the floor. 

Druig laughed, “This is your company?” 

I shot Druig a warning glare before getting up from the couch and walking toward Bradley.

“Babe, this is Druig. He is an old friend of mine, from the academy.” 

Bradley nodded in Druig’s direction. “Nice to meet you, you can call me Rooster.”

Druig leaned forward and shook his hand. “Rooster, like a chicken?” 

Bradley ignored him and turned back to me. “What is going on?”

”He was in the area and stopped by to say hello, but it’s about time for him to go now,” I said, reaching for Druig’s hand and pulling him off of the couch. 

Bradley stood there watching as I pulled Druig toward the door. 

“Pleasure meeting you, Bradley! Hey Y/N, why don’t you just tell him the truth?” 

My fingers curled into a fist and I lightly punched Druig in the stomach. “Shut up!”

He smiled, and I turned around to see Bradley only a foot away from me. 

“What the hell is going on?” 

Druig opened his mouth to speak and before I could rethink my decision, my palm glowed gold and the front door flew open. Bradley’s eyes widened, and Druig laughed as I shoved him out the door with my powers, slamming it shut behind him.

Bradley was silent as he took in exactly what had just happened. I had tried on multiple occasions to tell him who I was and what I was capable of, but never found the right time. I guess now was better than later. 

There was a knock at the door and I ignored it.

“I’m sorry, I know this can be shocking for you. Are you okay?”  

Bradley shook his head. “No, no I’m fine. I just need you to explain to me what the fuck just happened!” 

There was another knock on the door and I unlocked it to let Druig in.

Druig and I exchanged looks before before I sat down on the couch beside Bradley. 

“Why are you always so aggressive?” Druig asked, sitting on the couch across from me. 

I rolled my eyes.  “This is not the time, Druig.” 

We both turned to Bradley who was listening to the exchange.

“I can explain everything to you. Do you want the short version or the long one?” 

It didn’t take long for him to answer. “I want to know everything.” 

~ 

Before we knew it three hours had gone by. Druig and I explained everything to Bradley. Everything from the day we arrived on earth, to the moment Druig ended up at my front door. He sat quietly on the couch listening to everything we said, only asking a few questions. Besides that, he seemed much calmer than when the conversation first started, and I was confident he wouldn’t freak out. 

“So,” he started, running his fingers through his shaggy blonde hair. “Did you have anything to do with that whole Thanos thing?” 

I shook my head. “No, as I told you earlier. We always had strict rules not to get involved.” 

“You clearly don’t follow them seeing that you work for the Navy.” 

He wasn’t wrong. Flying for the Navy meant I had a hand in stopping wars, killing enemies, and progressing technology. That was definitely against Ajak’s wishes. 

Bradley turned to Druig and continued, “You haven’t said why you are here now.” 

Druig nodded. “I found another Deviant, but this one’s different. It can shapeshift and take the shape of any human or animal. It’s going to be harder to find, but we need to take it out.” 

“And you can’t go after it because you aren’t a badass like me,” I said confidently. 

Bradley looked at me and I knew exactly what he was thinking. He was always one to help anyone who needed it, and this was more important than helping the old neighbor carry in groceries. 

“Fine, I’ll come with you. I just need to pack a bag, I’ll be quick.” 

Druig stood up and headed for the door. “Nice to meet you, Rooster. I’ll try to bring her back in one piece.” 

I rolled my eyes at Druig before he stood up and walked out the door. 

Bradley pulled my attention when he got up from the couch and moved to sit beside me. He wrapped his arm around my waist and smiled down at me. 

“A lot of things that didn’t make sense before, make sense now.” 

I leaned into him, “Like what?” 

Bradley went on. “There were times when I should have died, but somehow I survived. Times when we got out of really bad situations with not a scratch. That time I ended up in the hospital after my crash, I could have sworn I saw you pick me up. I remember that gold coming from your hands. I thought it was a hallucination, turns out it was you.”  

“I was willing to risk you finding out in order to keep you safe.” 

His hand brushed my cheek as he tilted my head up and placed a soft kiss on my lips. 

“I promise, I’ll be back soon. Just don’t forget about me while I’m gone.” I whispered, pressing my hand to his chest. 

He laughed, “Yeah right. You’re a superhero, I’m never going to be able to get over you.” 

“Good,” I said, kissing him again. “Because I don’t want you to.”

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You Belong with me (taylor’s version)

Request Druig (marvel) + You Belong with me (taylor’s version)

DruigxFEM!reader

Word Count- 1332

A/N this was a request from @bonxkai-forever i'm just going to say that i tried

A/N 2.0- I Got a new laptop so yay

Years had passed. The Eternals had all gone they're separate ways. Other than you, you had done a full circle. For example You stayed with Ajak and Sprite in South Dakota, Gilgamesh and Thena in Australia, Even Makkari on the Domu, and currently you resided with Kingo in india.

“Have you gone to see Druig?” You heard Kingo question you “No, Why?” You asked with a puzzled expression. “I don't know, You should just go see him” Kingo replied.

“Is this your way of kicking me out?” You asked sarcastically “no it's just you guys used to be so close and you’ve been moping around for the last few thousand years' ' he rushed to explain himself. 

“Fine, i'll go” You replied standing up from the spot you had been sitting in on Kingos couch. As you made your way to the door you yelled “see ya later, Kingo '' You voice rang through his house. 

Later you found yourself outside of the Amazon, This is where he should be. “Well, here gose nothing”  you muttered to yourself as you walked through the woods. A little while later you found yourself by a creek. 

By that creek you saw an injured girl, and the person you had longed to see all this time. Although you felt sympathy for the girl, something else boiled in you, Anger. No that couldn't be right, displeasure maybe a little, anxious no, jealousy? Could it be? No.

You watched Druig tend to the wound on the girls leg, not even realising you were there. Until a Deviant attacked. Without thinking you rushed up and started attacking it. If he didnt notice you  before he sure did now. 

This Deviant was not like the others you had fought, this one had been healing itself. To kill it you would need to use your full power, it just came with a cost. As you tapped into it Druig realised what you were doing as your fingers darkened with the amount of power you had been using. 

The Deviant had started to die. As you had let out a shriek as you finished it off, then falling to the ground. Your vision began to fade and you heard Druig rush over to you.      

       It had only felt like a few seconds till you were woken up by the sound of a machine. “What the fuck?” You muttered to yourself while standing up to the sound of people arguing outside the door.

“What were you thinking?” a familiar voice said, “I was trying to help her.” You hear Druig’s attempt to defend himself in his voice. 

The two continued. When you opened the door you saw all the eternals standing there except for Ajak.

     “Well Good Morning, I see you visited Druig finally” Kingo said sarcastically as Makkari pulled you into a hug. As you pulled her in, you flipped Kingo off as a response he gave a face of fake offence. “You guys are weird” Druig commented.

  “Sure Cult-boy” Kingo remarked. “Cult-Boy?” Druig repeated irritated as your lips curled into a smile at the joke. “I'll have you know that my so called cult is the reason Y/N here is Alive” he snarled in response.

“Anyways,” Sersi concluded their petty fight, “Ajak is dead and we need to stop a celestial being born” . Sprite cut her off.

“Okay then” You replied, slightly shocked. “So how are we going to do it?” you asked the group. “We haven't gotten that far in the plan yet” Sprite spoke up. In response you let out a nodd, and then you heard screaming from outside. “Again?” You muttered while getting up as everyone rushed out of the room. 

When you got outside you could see druig controlling the people of the small cult-like village “Let them go!” You called to Druig, with a sigh he let them go “get to the river!” He commanded as the humans ran. 

 “Y/N!” ikaris caught your attention “A Little help” he questioned sarcastically sending the deviant towards you. The deviant was flying towards you. Its tail hit you. You fell into the fountain. Ikaris what the fuck. 

You began to fight the deviant. The gold magic you had been using turned red. That was odd. Regardless you kept fighting. Suddenly it turned to gold. What? The deviant turned to gold. Your powers were red. 

You pulled yourself out of the fountain. That was the last one. Everyone was out of breath and you looked down to your hands. As if starting at them like they would be any different. They were the exact same collection of rings that were assorted in medal and age. But something fell off.

Druig rushed over to you as he watched you look at your hands panicked. “Are you alright?” He asked, panicking, “Somthings wrong?” You said frantically While looking up “What's wrong?” he questioned “Well to start THAT DEVIANT JUST TURNED TO GOLD” You yelled pointing to the deviant “AND MY MAGIC TURNED RED'' You yelled taking in a breath “I COULDN'T DO THAT BEFORE!” You yelled again.

“Hey” Druig said softly trying to calm you down “Hey” He called again “HEY!” He yelled gaining your attention this time “Lets go to the domo and we can try and fix this” He reasoned as i calmed down. 

—- time skip —--

I had been sitting on a chair in the domo when Druig approached me, “haven't done this in a while” He said as I set my book down. I chuckled “Got any new music recommendations, the last guy you recommended died” He said “Actually i do” you smiled shutting the book “I Highly recommend Taylor swift, and for you i definitely recommend Her album Folklore” You smiled. 

“Got any new weird dreams to tell me about?” You asked, “Actually I have a few.” He laughed. The two of you talked for a while. And you got curious if he were single, cause in all honesty if he had a girlfriend you'd be jealous of her, but if he were single that's honestly;y hurts.

You had found out he was single, apparently his last girlfriend and him broke up due to conflict of interest. “She never understood me like you do,” he joked. “I mean i would make a better girlfriend then her” You joked well half joked. 

“Definitely,” He agreed while eating a piece of bread. “You know, I never understood why we stopped talking.” Drug said honestly. “You had your cult and I wanted to travel,” I replied. Causing him to sigh “I wish we didn't stop talking” He replied looking down “I've missed you” he looked up “I missed you too” You told him. Oh if he could see that you're the one who understands him, you've been here all along so why can he see, he belongs with you and you belong with him. 

A few minutes later druig started “Y/N, I'm going to do something, and if you hate me for it i will probably hate myself for the rest of my-our existence” Druig rambled, “what are you going to do kiss me?” I joked. I got no reply as druig leaned forward cupping my face with his hand and leaning in more and then it happened, our lips connected. It felt like we were the only two people in the world. It felt like the world was not just about to end. 

Then we pulled apart “So?” He said questioningly “Do you hate me?” He asked sheepishly, “I could never’ i smiled “I just thought it would have been sooned” I added earning a chuckle.

Our attention was then caught by Kingo walking in and clapping “Finally, Geez it only took about 7000 years” to which i laughed and druig looked away as his face turned  a vibrant shade of red.                  

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Hey guys so my one shot requests will be delayed since my laptop is broken and I need a new one so yeah

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Haunted

Request- Jasper Hale +  Haunted (Taylor swift)

JasperHalexFem!Reader

wordcound: 1.5K

TW- Drowning, Blood, Vampires, Bella Swans personality 

A/N: I'm scared

Taglist - @nikkitc0703 

Not my Gif (But he is hot)

You And I walk a fragile line, I've known it  all this time,and  so have you….

Jasper and you had been dating a while now, you met Just before Edward and Bella took the spotlight.

And you started dating two months prior. 

You were relatively close with the Cullens, some more than others. For example, you were closer with Alice, Rosalie, and Emmet than Edward, but that was how it was for everyone other than her, Bella Swan.

Bella and you had been somewhat close, well not really you thought she was bland and lacked personality, luckley you had found a way to block out Edward cause he would not take lightly to them.

But alas you had Jasper, and you were happy, for now.

One day after school you were sitting at your desk with your elbows resting on the tables and your fingers rubbed your temples when you heard a knock at your front door, you were home alone, who was here?

You got up slowly, leaving the comfort of your room heading for the door.

When you open the door you see Jasper standing there, with a smile you pull him in for a hug, when you leave his cold embrace he smiles down at you.

“Hey” You said softly greeting him “whats up?” You ask still looking up at him with a smile

“Well” he says while taking in a breath even though he doesn't breathe “Its Bella’s Birthday, and Alice is throwing her a party and she wants you to come with me” He explains as you let him into your house 

“What do you say?” He asks hopefully “Sure, why not?” You say with a small smile as you walk into your bedroom “But I'm Going to need something In return” You say to him as he raises his eyebrow in confusion 

“I'm doing a project on the civil war for history class” You start “And since you were there i figured you could help me” you explain, Jasper was more than happy to help you, he always was, hell he would have done the project for you.

“Oh I Suppose i could,” He sarcastically groans, “or I could have had Edward read the teachers mind and do the project for you” He says reaching into his bag grabbing a folder.

“You did not” you say “Sighted in perfect APA format and no grammatical errors” he smiles he did your work   

For you, before you knew about it.

“So, now that you have what you want what do you say?” he asks, referencing the party, “I already said yes Jas” you reply.  

“Great i'll pick you up at 6” he smiles as he leaves, as you watch him pull out of your driveway you look at the folder in hand “God, He really did it” You mumble to yourself. 

—--

Time skip

—-- 

It was around 6 when Jasper pulled into your driveway again, he walked to your door and knocked again as he did before but this time your mom answered “Oh, hello Jasper '' She greeted with a smile, your parents always loved Jasper, He’s charming, thoughtful, respectful, Honest, endearing, and you couldn't ask for anything better.

“She will be out in a minute, would you like something to drink?” Your mother asked Like she always did

“No, I'm good but thank you for the offer” Jasper denied as he always did, suddenly you walked out amd he smiled at the sight of you. You had just been wearing some old faded blue jeans with a black sweater, but in his mind you were the picture of perfection.

“Okay, you two get closer together” your mother requested as she got her camera snapping a picture of the two of you. After your mother is finished taking your pictures Jasper walks you to his car,

Then he opened the door for you to get in.

And you were off to the Cullens house. Eventually you pulled into the driveway and waited with Jasper in the living room with the other Cullens. Eventually Alice went upstairs to get Bella and Edward, and a few seconds later the three came downstairs. 

Alice had been leading Bella around the room, but eventually she went off on her own finding a spot next to you as Jasper went to check something 

“Happy Birthday” You told her, sure you had not been fond of her but that wasn't an excuse to be rude.

“Thank you” she mumbled  Before Alice dragged her away once again to receive gifts.

Everything was going fine, until she got a godam papercut. You wouldn't call yourself a vampire expert vut you knew Jasper had not been ‘vegetarian’ as long as the others and he was more sensitive to blood, so when a drop of Bellas blood had fallen Jasper shot up from the couch he had been sitting on with you. Pushing you Off. you had ended up hitting your head but it was ok.

Jasper made a rush for Bella. Edward pushed Bella backwards into a table. He then proceeded to push Jasper into the piano.

Eventually Jasper got out, Edward looked back to see Bella on the ground bleeding from her tricep, he looked at her with a look of hurt, this is what he feared. Then Rosalie came out. “Here I'll drive you home,” She said as you followed her out the door.

 “Is he okay?” You asked Rosalie in the car “Y/N Jasper is fine, how's your head” She asked 

“It's fine” You replied as you pulled up to your house 

“Thanks for the ride Rose” You told her as you stepped out of the car as he gave a small smile in response.

The next day The cullens weren't at school, Without Jasper by your side the day felt far longer than it should have.

Whenever you got home Jasper was sitting on the front step of your house “Hey” You greeted hi with a smile, unlike the day before he didn't smile back he looked at you his eyes full of sorrow.

“What's wrong?” You asked worriedly “We need to talk” He says his voice full of sorrow as he stood up walking over to the forest 

“We have to leave,” He said while looking to the ground “Im Sorry”  he said sincerely 

You and i walk a fragile line, you know it, i know it, but i never thought ide live to see it break 

The sun was starting to set, neither you or Jasper said anything. “You can go on with your life, as if i was never a part of it” Jasper spoke up walking closer to you, hugging you one last time.

You didn't want to let go, but you knew you had to…

Come on, Come on dont leave me like this I thought I had you figured out, cant breathe whenever your gone

When you let go he left, Just like that, you had felt all kinds of pain in your life but never felt this kind of pain well never this much.

—--

And that's how it happened, that's what led to this point, standing on top of a cliff about to jump into the water, in the middle of January. The past few months without Jasper had made it hard to breathe, as if you were swimming in water and then suddenly started drowning, you couldn't breathe. You couldn't feel anything anymore.

 So you Jumped into the water, but the current was too strong. You were pulled under what started as a figurative metaphor became reality. You were underwater drowning, till you felt someone drag you out a familiar pair of cold hands as the world went black.

When you woke up you felt a hand around yours, It was Jasper. Sitting there the whole time. “Jasper” You mumbled while sitting up. 

“Hey” He said while pulling you into a hug, as if he had just lost you, technically he had but that's not the point.

And for a while you sat there as Jasper held you and you held him. He was back. You could breathe again.

“How did you know?” You asked him “Alice saw it, and Edward heard it '' He said honestly. You let your guard down and they knew otherwise you wouldn't have Jasper back, and Edward wouldn't have Bella, well there not as important but that's ok.

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Im Back

Im Coming back to writing on here, cuz why not. so now my requests are open and i made a google form just so its a little easier for me to get The request <3

https://forms.gle/PDMMDyCkxAwgkyWP7

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Very Important

IS Twilight even still relevant? On my wattpad acc (Same user as on here) ive been writing a story  for twilight but im just wondering if it is even still popular 

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the feminine urge to sit in a chair and stare out the window for four months straight when your vampire boyfriend abandons you in the forest

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Like A Shot Of Espresso

Like A Shot Of Espresso 

A/N so this is based of the clip of andrew garfield talking about his co star emma stone as he refers to her as a shot of espresso iykyk                                        Also this is short and i had an idea and went with it so yeah lastly this might be my last eternals fic for a while 

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@druigsloverboy 

You were dead, You Died Nothing anybody could have done would have prevented it 

Now the eternals sat at your funeral. The service had ended But Sprite seemed off none the less everyone gathered in Druig’s comune to Recall on the good times they had with you 

“One Time They came to visit me on the set of my movie, and everyone was like who is here and why and i was like Y/N ahhh its so good to see you” kingo said  

They kept telling stories like this until Druig started 

“They were like a shot of espresso, Like being bathed in sunlight”

“Incredibly energetic, enthusiastic, Always saw the bright side” Sersi added 

“They also just had this sense of fun” Sprite added before and unknown voice filled the air 

“Your probably going what this is crazy” the Eternals turned to only be met with shock 

“Y/N’s Alive” You said referring to yourself “c'mon guys this is getting a little awkward” You said pointing out the silence             

“How'd you do it” Thena asked 

“I had help” You replied then everyone looked at sprite 

“Hey Y/N’s Alive Woah Thats cool” Sprite said as you took your seat

“What did I miss” You asked 

“Oh you know just Druig referring to you as a shot of espresso” phastos mentioned 

“Dark and depressing” You said confused causing a laugh from gilgamesh 

‘No what they mean is that you are the life of the group’ Makkari signed 

“Cool” You replied smiling leaning over to druig

“a shot of espresso, That one is new” you whispered

All he did was smile in response  

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Help

Anyways I enjoy writing for druig I was just wondering if there are any other characters That anyone would like to see??

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Do you get déjà vu

Do you get déjà vu 

A/N This is part two of I knew you were trouble also i thought this would be much longer

Link: https://whotfatemywaffles.tumblr.com/post/671430682797555712/i-knew-you-were-trouble 

tag list-  @nikkitc0703​ @druigsloverboy​ 

p.s - sad ending 

—-

Previously 

Soon you were all in the Domo and you walked up to Druig causing a feeling of Deja Vu

“My Beautiful, Beautiful Y/N” Druig said happily as if he wanted to see you too bad the feeling isn't mutual.

—--- 

The feelings of Deja Vu, Anger, Grief, Loneliness, and Pity Lingered in your head.

Even though it had happened 5000 or so years ago the feelings of betrayal lingered like it had happened yesterday

“Hello Druig” You replied to him, short and simple 

The two talked for a bit but mostly druig did the talking,  just like you used to do as he would listen  

Eventually your pulled out of your haze by Sersi gesturing you to go over to her 

“I'll be back in a moment” You said to Druig walking over to Sersi

“Thank You” You said as you were close to her “Are you ok?” The girl asked, “What happened?” concern dripping from her voice

“Well from what I can see Y/N is still Hurt by druig” Kingo said cutting into the conversation

“Cause ya know after she joined you little trio with Ikaris she was in the trio with druig and makkari” Kingo said looking between You, Sersi, And the camera Smiling 

But from the corner of your eye you could see Druig and Makkari, Being all happy together 

It made you sick thoughts like ‘why could they be happy together while I had to be miserable  on my own’ Ran through your head 

Soon You and Sersi had “wrapped things up” Meaning She told you, that you had to confront Druig The one thing you have been avoiding for centuries 

You walked over to Druig “Hey” You said Grabbing his attention Awkwardly 

Before acknowledging what you said he replied “Every time I wanted to visit you ran, Why?”

You took a moment to ponder the statement releasing it was true A prime Example being 2008 You were in New York And felt his familiar presence so you fled to budapest 

This happened over and over again, snapping out of your haze you replied 

“I Guess” You started trying to think of how to say the rest “I wasn't ready to see you again” 

You said 

“I see” Druig said walking away, He seemed hurt

Although You weren't as close as you once were you still cared about him deep down

So seeing him hurt also hurt you  

As you started to go after him Phastos Yelled that the Uni-Mind had been created 

Later 

 Makkari was attacking ikaris Along with phastos 

You Went with Sersi and Druig to the mountain 

Sprite was nowhere to be seen,

But soon  Ikaris got loose and got ahold of Druig 

And Sersi was down 

Leaving You, Just you to stop the birth of a celestial 

But then In Corner of your eye you saw Him

Druig standing there He ran to you embracing you 

“Y/N Don't doThis” He said 

As you pulled away from Him “Your Not real” you whispered    

“That is Nonsense” He replied 

“No sprite Now Enough With the Tricks” You replied harshly as the illusion faded away and spite appeared 

“I Will Stop This If Its The Last Thing I do Sprite” You said bitterly 

“Poor choice in words” She said as Ikaris came down grabbing you by the throat  but you could sense something in his eyes, Regret 

As you were about to give up fighting you used your last breath to say “You Were always like a brother to me, Rus” saying his nickname one last time 

Not knowing what to do with himself now he just dropped you not knowing whether you were Alive or Dead, But he had to do what he had to do for his mission 

Later the Fight was done Ikaris flew Into the sun sprite became human 

But there was someone missing Y/N 

Druig frantically searched for her but he couldn't bear to see the sight of you currently 

You had no life left in you 

You were gone and Druig shed tears soon Makkari walked over to you and Druig to comfort him      

Soon the rest of the eternals followed Shedding Tears and saying goodbye; now that you were gone The world felt more dim and grey like it was missing something, and it was.  

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This chapter will be longer so naturally it will take longer But here is a teaser :D

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I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE

A/N So I was listening to “I knew you were trouble ” by Taylor Swift (Again) and I had an idea

Ps Reader is using She/Her pronouns and if you request i can re-upload with different pronouns (so nobody thinks i'm just writing She/Her) <<33 

I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE 

7,000 years ago on the domo a group of eternals ganged up for the first time

But one Certain Mind Reader caught the eye of one elementalist, 

Once You realised who was staring at you, you walked over with a smile

“Hello” You said pulling him out of his haze “Hi there” He said with a thick accent

“ Im  Druig” he said putting out his hand for you to shake “Y/N” you replied shaking his hand

“What do you do” You asked with curiosity “I Can Read, Control, And manipulate minds” he said proudly “What about you” he asked 

“Element Control, And manipulation” You replied 

     Once upon a time A few mistakes ago I was in your sights You got me alone 

       You found me You found me   

Soon you arrived on earth and began to fight deviants And this is how life was, Protecting humans 

On the off days You would hang out with Druig of Makkari. The others gave you guys the name of “The Birds Of A Feather” Although it was stuipid it made you laugh.

 But over the last little while Druig distanced himself from you…

Almost as if he had just begun to not care about you 

Eventually you left Druig and Makkari thinking it was for the better from not on you were basically alone

 Constantly filling freetime by finding deviants occasionally you would see the thing you missed Druig and Makkari having a laugh, although every time you wanted to join you never did       

I guess you didn't care And I guess I liked that And when I fell hard

You took a step back Without me, without me, without me

Soon the eternals split up Leaving you

Alone 

All you could feel was blame, Like somehow it was all your fault  

Or If you were never there the eternals would be together right now 

And he's long gone When he's next to me

And I realize the blame is on me

—- 

The year was  2012 and you had joined a group of misfit superheroes called 

The Avengers  

A Group who made you feel whole again, Like a family 

As you were fighting Chitauri it reminded you of all those year fighting deviants after the fight you all went for shawarma 

It was perfect you had your family, and sense of belonging what could go wrong 

—

2023

“What could go wrong” You said in between sobs standing under the how water in your shower 

Now there were no more avengers, Nat was dead, Tony was dead, Vision was dead, Steve was back in the 1940s, Clint retired, Lord knows where thor and Bruce are    

You were alone…Again

'Cause I knew you were trouble when you Walked in So shame on me now I Flew me to places I'd never been So you put me down oh I knew you were trouble when you walked in So shame on me now I Flew me to places I'd never been Now I'm lying on the cold hard ground Oh, oh. trouble, trouble, trouble Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble

One day You came to the compound to feel a group the compound, as you walked through your met with the eternals except Ajak, And Gilgamesh 

“What do you want” You said with a stone cold expression plastered on your face 

“Well isn't that a warm welcome” Kingo said “you live here alone?” he questioned 

“Well I haven't had time to move since I Became alone, again” You replied “Now I will ask again What do you want ” 

Once you were caught up to speed on everything You Felt Everything Sadness, Anger, Fear,

You wanted to scream, cry but you couldn't Not when He was here 

No apologies He'll never see you cry Pretend he doesn't know That he's the reason why

You're drowning, you're drowning, you're drowning And I heard you moved on From whispers on the street A new notch in your belt Is all I'll ever be And now I see, now I see, now I see He was long gone When he met me And I realize the joke is on me

 “What am I Supposed to do to help?” You asked

“We Need all hands on deck“ Sersi said 

“Ok” You replied 

—-

Soon you were all in the Domo and you walked up to Druig causing a feeling of Deja Vu

“My Beautiful, Beautiful Y/N” Druig said happily as if he wanted to see you to bad the feeling isn't mutual.

—-------

A/N SO THIS IS IT FOR NOW I JUST WANTED TO GET SOMETHING OUT THERE WILL BE PART 2 :D

AS PER REQUEST  @nikkitc0703 

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Kingo Is a Swifty Nobody can change my mind

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"Didn't miss me enough to stay                   before you ran?"

A/N so in this one Gilgamesh doesn't die and none dies in endgame and the POV switches alot so yeahhh 

It was a regular day in the avengers compound tony woking in the lab on his suits bruce doing what bruce dose 

Nat and steve training, Wanda and Vision Cooking, Bucky and Sam fighting over uno

When suddenly there was someone at the door you got up from your seat  to look out the peephole only to see your fellow eternals followed by kingos voice

“We know you're in there” this caused you to panic so you 

Ran to the other side of the building getting to the door planning to escape,

You ran through the bushes by the door until you were far enough away none would notice you left

–Back at the compound- 

Sam and Bucky gave up on Uno as Sam kept losing so they went to bug Steve and natasha.

But the knocking continued this time wanda heard it so she answered the door

“Can I help you she said” waiting for a response One Woman wearing a green coat said 

“We are looking for Y/N is she here” she spoke 

“Let me check she is usually out on missions on days like these, would you like to come in for some tea” Wanda said 

“That would be lovely” she said 

“Vision can you go find Y/N” Wanda asked 

“Of course” he said 

“So why are you looking for Y/N” wanda asked handing out tea using her mind 

“We are Eternals, sent to earth 7000 years ago to protect humans from the Deviants we thought we had killed them all but we hadn't, more are resurfacing and we need Y/N” Sersi said. 

     –Your Pov–

You Ran and ran In the woods behind the compound before reaching a stream, you pulled out your cellphone to text someone the first person that you find in your contacts is Tony 

“Hey Tony I need you guys to cover for me there are people at  the compound looking for me and I won't be able to get back to you” you sent before throwing your phone in the stream and running 

–  Compound — 

Tony Had received your text, wanda was still talking to the eternals 

Tony had walked into the room in which the eternals and Wanda were in 

“Hey Hows it goin’ Little Witch” Tony said with a smirk as wanda flinched at the nickname she had earned 

“Nothing just looking for Y/N” she said 

“Oh Smurf is out on a mission, Very Last minute, Very classified” he said “But when duty calls” he finished 

Wanda instantly knew what happened by reading Tony's mind but when she was there she felt another presence on that was unfamiliar 

“Why do you call her smurf?” Kingo questioned 

“Oh well That-that is a funny story” Tony said laughing on the memory “So In the first week of all the Avengers living here Thor and Y/N were doing something, Oh God this was so long ago I Don't even remember what they were doing but when i walked in to get something Thor was hiding and Y/N’s was covered in something blue hence why I call her smurf” He said laughing  

Time passed as They were telling stories of you  But you were in the woods, 

As they were telling stories Druig stepped outside with Makkari to get air But that wasn't the only thing they were doing, Druig had read Tony's mind to find out that Y/N was in the woods so him and Makkari went to go get you 

__ your Pov____

You ran and ran not stopping till you saw something in the distance “seriously” you said to yourself being too tired to fight it was a deviant. But when duty calls You mustered all your might and Killed the Deviant before sitting down on a log to regain strength thats when you saw a flash of yellow light in the distance,

Makkari.

You hid behind a couple of trees as Makkari flashed by not noticing you but you soon realised she wasn't alone  

“My Beautiful, Beautiful Y/N Did you not miss us enough to stick around” You heard a voice that you knew all too well  

“Druig” You said in a monotone voice “What do you want” You asked

“Ah right to the point, no I missed you, You look great, Oh I love your new Jacket” Druig said 

“I will say this again, What do you want” You said 

His whole demeanour changed from a calm playful of to a serious one 

“The deviants are back, Ajax is Dead, And we need to stop the birth of a celestial in two days otherwise the world will end” he said

You let your guard down slightly 

“What?” you questioned 

“Lets go back to the compound and we will explain” he said as Makkari came back to you    

A/N IDK what This IS i just know it's shit but Oh well :D

As my english teacher once said “I can't write for shit”