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made this while i was half asleep last night and found it when i woke up so here you go

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keeping a pretty siren lady in my bathtub. she purposefully makes messes so i have to come and clean up and she gets to hit on me. but i don’t take the bait; not yet at least.

eventually she becomes so determined to seduce me. one day she gets me in there to clean up one of her many messes and i’m in the bathroom bent over in a late lacy pj set. eventually she starts to hit on me:

“you look so gorgeous bent over like that… love the view”

“did you wear that just for me? how sweet!”

and i don’t take the bait. rolling my eyes and telling her to shut up and telling her how this is her fault but i stop talking and drop everything i’m doing once she starts to sing to me. hypnotized by her voice, i soon find myself getting fucked by her, bouncing myself on her weird mermaid cock, still in a daze so i’m still unaware of whats happening when she starts pumping my cunt full of her eggs.

the next days after that i feel off but am still unaware of what she did to me- my belly bloating up a bit more each and every day, nausea and cramps and tender breasts. one day i come in the bathroom to lean over the toilet as i fight through waves of nausea, her watching me with a smug smile because only she knows that i’m full to the brim with her clutch. her asking questions, teasing me, telling me to take a test- i eventually give in and do, staring at her then back to the positive test in my hand.

her giggling and smiling at me and saying that i should just call out of work now because for as long as i carry her eggs, i’m never gonna leave her side.

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sorry i came in my boxers while you were sucking on my fingers and it will definitely probably happen again

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starting a collection. I'm calling it autistic sexting

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some (kinda risque) computer-loving pins from the 80s

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the thing is i DO want a woman to dom me but not in the "i want a woman to be mean to me" way i see a lot of guys pine over. i wanna get fucked by a taller maybe older woman who spends the whole time giggling and telling me how cute i am but in a mildly condescending way the whole time. i want her cooing over me but in the same way you talk about a dog. is there an audience for this

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Rimming my hairy ass

You. Yes you. Rub your pussy until it’s a wet fucking mess for me while fantasizing about rimming me. Do it to pleasure me. To service me. Just edge your pussy. Even if you hate this idea. Use your toys. And get corrupted. Dig your fingers in. And moan for me. Rub your clit. While thinking about worship ass. Hump the edge of your couch. And reek of bitch in heat. But do this while not trying to cum. I don’t want you to orgasm at fucking all. Instead I want you to fantasize about worshipping my hairy ass. I want you to think about how it would be if I forced your pretty face between my ass cheeks and held you there until you started to softly lick and kiss my asshole. Think about how degrading this would be. But how wet you would get.

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you fucking with fat bitches?

Since day 1 you stupid son of a bitch

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mods, give him a fetish that's problematic even by the standards of kink-positive internet circles

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The typical weight of the female human brain is, on average, around 2.64lbs.

The typical weight of a single 38C/36D sized breast is, on average, around 1.5lbs.

If that’s you, or if you have even bigger tits - congratulations! You literally have more boobs than brains.

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Just got home!

God, I want to put a puppy girl or boy in a headlock and force them to smell my sweaty armpit after I'm home from running it would be so cute to see them try to fight back trying to escape until they lose hope and start mindlessly sniffing my armpit like the good little mutt they're

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Hi there. I couldn't help but notice you blushed a little when I said you did a good job. Oh no no honey it's okay, don't worry. Oh, you like my shirt? That's so sweet of you. I had to undo a few buttons because it's so hot today. Hey you're looking at my necklace quite a lot haha. Do you like it? Oh, you're blushing again. Oh- wait, is it because it's right in my cleavage? That's a little perverted of you. Were you staring at my cleavage? You're squeezing your thighs together, I can see it. You do that a lot around me, it's kind of cute. It's okay, you know, you can stare a little more if you want. Yeah, it's okay I promise, I don't mind. You're so shy it's pretty adorable. Oh sweetheart your eyes are dazed and your lips are parted. Do you want something in your mouth? Do you want my tits in your mouth angel? Come on, it's okay, just undo some more of my buttons and latch on. There we go, yeah this is okay, keep going.

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Its scaredgirl hours. Huge news for women who get off on girls curling up and sobbing 'I'm sorry! I'm sorry!".

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