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Me, sad: oh noo he was cheating on me then he dumped me for hhheeer

Me from 2019 in the back of my head: why have one bitch when you can have FIVE-

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List of Gotham slang

Holy ___ Batman!

Jokerize

Riddlered

Nightwingish

Pulling a [insert villain]

Robinning

Throw a batarang (euphemism)

Ride in the Batmobile (euphemism)

Bring a meta into Gotham (euphemism)

Take a shortcut through Crime Alley (euphemism)

Fear gassing

Metropolis (derogatory)

As useful as the GCPD

Be gay go Rogue

Jason Todding

Get Wayned

Mansplain manipulate Man-Bat

Bruceification

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What I woke up to this morning

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We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

?????LOL

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Dimitrescu Castle has a secret room where Alcina is waiting for her vanilla princess. 

Guess why it’s empty.

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GO GIRL!!!! GIVE US ROT!!! GIVE US DECAY! RETURN TO THE EARTH

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Helena posted this on FB

so...now we have two real LD?!?!?!

HOLY MOTHER MIRANDA

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her tiddies are big so she can put my head on them <3

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the prettiest girls (spoiler it’s all of them) 80/? ♡ jung jinsoul

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one of my favorite sonic x scenes is when rouge and topaz are on a date when they’re supposed to be searching for eggman and they’re just chillin and sonic keeps running back and forth and finally rouge is like “lol wonder what he’s doing. SONIC” and he literally just STOPS DEAD IN HIS TRACKS AND STANDS AT ATTENTION while she talks to him like she was absolutely his babysitter

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Why u never answer my questions Queen? Is it because im ugly and dumb?

idk. Are u?

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holding my boob for emotional support

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↳ Evil Dead 2 TV Spot broadcasted in the UK 

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I might be moving accounts since I made a new one tbh… ur bestie forgot her login after tumblr’s policy change on what passwords can be used so follow @eaudewhore and stan Reno… remember tiddies are god’s gift