whoredaycare
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a she/her that'll neva be good 4 her 😔🤚
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whoredaycare · 3 years ago
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Me, sad: oh noo he was cheating on me then he dumped me for hhheeer
Me from 2019 in the back of my head: why have one bitch when you can have FIVE-
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whoredaycare · 3 years ago
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List of Gotham slang
Holy ___ Batman!
Jokerize
Riddlered
Nightwingish
Pulling a [insert villain]
Robinning
Throw a batarang (euphemism)
Ride in the Batmobile (euphemism)
Bring a meta into Gotham (euphemism)
Take a shortcut through Crime Alley (euphemism)
Fear gassing
Metropolis (derogatory)
As useful as the GCPD
Be gay go Rogue
Jason Todding
Get Wayned
Mansplain manipulate Man-Bat
Bruceification
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whoredaycare · 3 years ago
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What I woke up to this morning
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We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.
According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.
I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣
sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..
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?????LOL
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whoredaycare · 3 years ago
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Dimitrescu Castle has a secret room where Alcina is waiting for her vanilla princess. 
Guess why it’s empty.
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whoredaycare · 3 years ago
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GO GIRL!!!! GIVE US ROT!!! GIVE US DECAY! RETURN TO THE EARTH
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Helena posted this on FB
so...now we have two real LD?!?!?!
HOLY MOTHER MIRANDA
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whoredaycare · 3 years ago
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her tiddies are big so she can put my head on them <3
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whoredaycare · 3 years ago
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the prettiest girls (spoiler it’s all of them) 80/? ♡ jung jinsoul
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whoredaycare · 3 years ago
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one of my favorite sonic x scenes is when rouge and topaz are on a date when they’re supposed to be searching for eggman and they’re just chillin and sonic keeps running back and forth and finally rouge is like “lol wonder what he’s doing. SONIC” and he literally just STOPS DEAD IN HIS TRACKS AND STANDS AT ATTENTION while she talks to him like she was absolutely his babysitter
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Why u never answer my questions Queen? Is it because im ugly and dumb?
idk. Are u?
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whoredaycare · 3 years ago
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holding my boob for emotional support
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↳ Evil Dead 2 TV Spot broadcasted in the UK 
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whoredaycare · 3 years ago
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I might be moving accounts since I made a new one tbh… ur bestie forgot her login after tumblr’s policy change on what passwords can be used so follow @eaudewhore and stan Reno… remember tiddies are god’s gift
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