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A complex-hilted Longsword,

OaL: 47 in/119.3 cm

Blade Length: 39.5 in/100.5 cm

Weight: 3.3 lbs/1.5 kg

Germany, ca. 1525, housed at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

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Alfred Kubin (1877–1959), “The Apparition”

ink on paper, c. 1902

source

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NDA stands for Non't Dalk Aboutit

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ceramic tiles decorated with pomegranates.

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I actually think traveling unmasked while symptomatic with something should be a social faux pas on the level of choosing to piss yourself in public right outside a bathroom door, or ordering food in a restaurant and tipping it immediately and deliberately onto the table, or body-checking a toddler out of a line to meet a cartoon mascot, or

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i'm the guy who writes the books that the protagonist in supernatural horror movies frantically reads somewhere in act ii. job's pretty easy. lot of "legends of vampires have recurred all throughout human history" and "demonologists agree that the quickest way to un-summon a demon is to trap it in a cursed object". no citations of course; they don't pay me citation money. i had to learn html back in the early aughts when everyone started seeking their supernatural info on websites they found via top search engines like FINDLER and WEBSIGHT but that's died down now which is great because i didn't have it in me to pick up css. currently working on a new book about horses that are evil. it's called HORSES THAT ARE EVIL in all caps so the protagonist can find it quickly to yank off the library shelf. it will be published 35 years ago.

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What happened to the strength of your convictions!??!?!?

*left the stove on voice* OH FUCK MY CONVICTIONS

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"undoing this character's death would take away his sacrifice and character arc" girl I don't give a shit. I'm bringing him back through the power of ao3 fix-it fics and there's nothing you can do to stop me x

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obviously magical friendly fire is more canon-compliant and suited to how magic is portrayed by the worldbuilding but a) i am not going to turn that setting on because i love myself and b) i think stuff like having your mage summon a roaring wall of fire and trusting in their skill and their control so deeply that you charge through it knowing the flames won’t hurt you even as they lick over your exposed skin is just too sexy to miss out on

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rednote is the only good social media because its the only one that consistently shows me lambs from xinjiang in little hats

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I like the posts that are like "electoralism will never work! The Democrats will never change! What we need is a revolution by the working class people!"

It's just really funny to watch people ask "hey, we don't have enough people on our side to win a gubernatorial election in the bluest of blue states but we definitely have enough to win a bloody, violent conflict against the United States military right?"

Anyway. Vote in your local primaries

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​sorry the doctor pinwheeling between ‘ace -> not ace -> ace again’ between regenerations will never not be funny to me.

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I never got the "your cat would eat you if you died" hangup. its not like im using the meat for anything anymore

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i hate when shit makes noise. shut the fuck up

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