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i know y’all miss my vampire blogging and i’m sincerely sorry. it’s just that i found out vampires are real and i hung out with them and they were kind of annoying like. i know they’re annoying in fiction too but imagine the most self-obsessed, self-pitying thing a vampire has ever said in fiction and then imagine hearing that irl in an iHOP. from a man no less.
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On a work trip and pulling the Ella (going to bed first after having the least amount of drinks and then being the most tired and hung over the next day)
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Not my friend telling me "ohh one year i dressed up as coraline for this Halloween Party" while we're discussing costumes. Like yes bitch i was there it was my party it's how we know each other
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Happy black cat day!!
Here are some black cats I've drawn through the years
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NEVER tell me samfrodo isnt real. i just saw a gif of sam ravishing frodo as he lay in some grass. samfrodo is real. to me it is real. and beautiful.
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Listening to old panic at the disco albums and constantly switching between "this is so much better than i remember it" and "this is so much worse than i thought"
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I don't know what this is from, but I thought it was Sam and Frodo.
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adjusting to a world where I’m not the middle sister anymore
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shirt that says I Can Be Trusted Around Other Sluts
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Ahh i just opened instagram and one of my friends from school got married?? I am entering that age? But i just moved out from my mom a month ago and my laundry basket is always full how are people getting married?
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Starting a new job is like.. you get to have one good day a week. Every other day you have no idea what you're doing, people use too many words you have never heard, you get sent from here to there to find answers for your questions, youre not yet authorized to do what u wanna do (nobody knows where to get the authorization tho), you look at a database where all the values are just "table".
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