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hozier’s little side quest narrations in between songs are so important to me. saw him (live !!! first time ever !!!!) today spend a solid three minutes going “i’ve just seen the most amazing bootleg hozier tshirt. if i could sell it without getting in loads of trouble i would. if i could WEAR it without getting in trouble i would. it says HOZIER and then it just has pictures of faramir from lord of the rings. oh no— oh i’m sorry, it’s a higher honor, it’s aragorn. and you have— is that boromir? and who’s that, that’s— that’s your fella from the princess bride” about a group of 3 people who had aragorn, boromir, and inigo montoya respectively on their “bootleg hozier” shirts. king.

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https://x.com/nightsacolyte/status/1887708235479887911?s=46&t=4oLIkS_N1r5VEhTi41Eb0A

love it 😭

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hey man. i didn't see you at the ambient red lighting and horse store. you ok man?

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chillin at the ambient red lighting and horse store.

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Crochet mutuals come behold sppspspspsps

My mom made this. She said you guys would drool on it.

Pattern here

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crochet aquarium

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Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use

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Listen to the sound of wikipedia

This is a way to listen to changes to wikipedia. You are literally listening to knowledge being added to the world.

Pluck sounds are an addition, strings are subtractions, and the pitch says how how big the edit is. My heart shudders at this I love it so much.

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would be fun if for once characters in a scifi story landed on a planet and it was like desert or whatever and theyre like ooh... a desert world.... and the people who live there are like what? no? this is just a desert. planets are very big. they have multiple biomes

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There was this tubi ad that had this guy with a cowboy hat made out of skin and fused to his head😭😭 Like he has skin stretched over a cowboy hat rather than a skull, and it’s uncannily smooth and so unnerving to me and tumblr showed me the ad like THIRTY TIMES WHILE I WAS TRYING TO PEACEFULLY SCROLL

That flesh hat ad is actually ruining my night, if I see it one more time I'm going to scream.

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antique.alchemist : instagram

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so true

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when i die the person who liked the largest amount of my personal posts will inherit all of my possessions

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daydreaming isn’t enough i need it to happen to me in real life

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The last bomb dropped on L’Manburg

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I see you’re trapped in my gay and stupid maze again