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The 22-23 Formula E season as Indonesian/Malaysian tiktoks (aka when you dunno if Tumblr still won’t let you upload videos or not and you still can’t upload to Vimeo because it’s banned in your region)

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ATTENTION F1BLR

So I’ve just realized I have no clue how large the F1 community is on tumblr. Everyone, if you’re an F1 Blog, or if you frequently blog about F1 reblog this so we can try and get a number on how many of us there are. We could be a small army. We could be a large army. We must know.

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Was it an incredibly stupid immature move Daniel pulled during last weekend race from home race? Yes. Should he have thought it through and think of the consequences, of how it impacted everyone involved before going through with the joke? Yes. Does he deserve the fine he got from FE, who set up the races, got all the commentators involved and send all their drivers a sim? Yes (Bonus point for them to have it go straight to charity tho). Should Audi punish him as well? They have a right to. Should they fire him over this? Hell no. That’s just plain harsh!

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ok now I’m curious as to which journo deleted their Audi opinion tweet

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Please don’t compare the Formula E and Formula 1 virtual races to each other. The bigger picture couldn’t be more different.

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The suspension of Abt is such an overreaction.

Was it a funny prank? No. It could have been one, if he planned and executed it better. He made a bad decision and I am sure he understood that it backfired when he was "fined" and stripped of his points and he owned and apologized for his mistake.

But... it's still literally just an online race for fun and for a good cause, of course, to pass the time while there is a ban for racing on a real track. His actions in the virtual race shouldn't affect his racing career in the real world like this.

I understand that Audi as a company needs to save face at all costs, but man, that's not it.

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me checking ppls rbs of my posts: tags??!??!!!?

me finding no tags: fine,, keep your secrets :<<

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srsly where is he

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(Source)

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Listen up. There is literally an app that can help you avoid self harm and I don’t know why we aren’t talking about it.

Calm Harm can be tailored to your needs and will provide strategies to help you get past those crucial moments of wanting to harm.

It’s also totally FREE.

once again, it’s called CALM HARM

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The grid, old drivers and relatives playing cod in teams of two against each other

Max and Lando

“Lando Lando LanDo LAndO LANDO LANDO”

“Max Max get me up MAX GET ME UP”

Die before they can revive each other but have fun listening to music and talking about the new f1 memes together. Also will talk shit about the others together because they’re bffs. Also Max will spend all his money on a new outfit instead of buying more revival or just buying Lando back. (when Lando realises Robert is actually joining he can’t stop playing every Robert meme song he knows and best thing is, he knows all the words)

Pierre and Charles

A mess of french talking (screaming). Pierre carries the team but lets Charles have it every time he says he is the best at cod. Charles has no idea what everything is called be he will die looking great. While Pierre is just a soft bean loving him through it.

Kimi and Seb

“How can you kill the babies???”

Kimi will just sit there killing everybody without blinking or panicking while Seb screams murder every time Kimi kills one of the younger ones. Seb also has no idea what all the buttons are for and just settles for giving comments (note: calling Charles asking if he is okay???)

Lewis and Nico

Lewis absolutely wins like every single time and does it while looking great. Nico is just there as emotional support husband and you can’t convince me otherwise.

Alex and Luca

“LUCAAAAAAA”

You better be ready to amputate your years because Alex will scream. Soft Luca just quietly giggling while he carries the team and does very very well.

Callum and Connor

Mate they’re just here to have fun and quote tiktoks at each other. Connor keeps giggling every time Callum dies instead of helping him up like a good person. Callum’s voice shrieking every time he almost gets killed or ends up in the gulag, again.

Carlos

Is killed by me.

Romain and Esteban

Esteban gets very angry literally every time Max shoots him and Romain tries to calm him down with french food.

Daniel and Michael

Daniel keeps laughing hard and eating all the snacks because Michael is focused ™. Does fairly well but dies because he tries to keep Daniel from eating all the snacks. Also Daniel just straight up refuses to kill Max. 

Daniil and Robert

Daniil blows up everything while vibing to Russian hardbass, and just generally having fun being reckless. Robert being absolutely there for it and hyping him up and getting in the occasional nice kill.

Valtteri and Tiffany

Bitch the dream team???? Very very competitive and will kill you without hesitating bitch. Also have the range of snacks ready for when they have to pull through.

Checo and Lance

Might not be the best because their outfits are entirely pink but they will die looking good. Also have the feeling the will slap each other if something goes wrong.

Antonio and Marcus

Just happy to be involved that’s all.

Kevin and Hulk

The first ten minutes they try and shoot each other but it doesn’t work. Fight and curse A LOT but they make it work amazingly in the end????? Like they actually win once and then think they can fuck everybody over the next time while in reality Lewis was distracted because Nico kissed him.

George and Nicky

George is screaming at Nicky and Nicky just does not understand because all he does at gaming is mario kart?? And what on earth is the gulag??? But George makes it work? And he is so so competitive. Will do post game debrief.

Nando and Jenson (and Stoffel)

Fernando is just fed up because he does not understand anything that is going on so he keeps muttering in Spanish and Jenson tries to calm him down while he hopes Nando doesn’t summon a demon on the way. And look Stoffel never gave a lot about the rules so you bet he’s joining Nando and Jenson just to save their asses. But then someone kills Stoffel and oh god someone murdered Nando’s SON?????? Out for blood I can tell you that.

Andre and JEV

Look they’re just here to enjoy the f1 drama, sit in each other’s laps and drink some wine. Everybody is screaming and they’re just planning murder in quiet french. It is what it is.

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Formula Memes : Edition Six

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sometimes it really is about the friends along the way

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Ppl who wear glasses: How do you keep them clean because holy shit

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Tagged by @formulatrash​ (thank you!)

tagging @holdmejustbecause​ @charlesgasly​ @djs-random-blog​ @reverham​ (if you guys want to)

hey how about make yourself with this picrew and tag some mutuals

i’ll start :^)

and i’ll tag @kazz @fair-y-child @tenthprinceofhell @qlecs @sarcasticmalecfan @jazzkaurtheglorious

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WAAAAAAAAA