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How come there’s no Greater Utah Miku? First follower to draw me a White Pharaoh Subject Miku gets promoted to Czar of Propaganda.

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Israel just carried out a large-scale terrorist attack in Lebanon by causing a number of pagers to simultaneously explode across the country, injuring thousands of people.

It's a developing story, but so far eight people, including an eight-year-old girl, have been confirmed murdered in the attack. An additional 3,000 have been injured.

I've seen Western media outlet report on this like its a target attack on Hezbollah fighters, with media figures in my own country using words like 'sophisticated' and 'impressive' in their reporting.

Look at this still from a video capturing one the pagers going off, and tell me what you see:

Does this look like a justified "military target" to you?

We don't know how these pagers were compromised yet, or who were carrying them, but we're starting to get a good idea of where they exploded, and so far, from the videos circulating online, that includes shops, supermarkets, buses, cars, civilian homes and hospitals.

If this had been done by any other country in the region, it would have been called a terrorist attack.

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Ok so basically I’m the Patron deity of White people and I rule Greater Utah hope this helps!

Btw are you white? If so you should come visit some time. Not optional btw #mandatory

Being a non American is wild why does virtually everyone else know about the white pharaoh and what the fuck this is supposed to mean is it some weird revisionist history?

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You’d never catch me in that gross eyeliner, I’m a man for ra’s sake!

Tribute rejected, back to the quarry!!

everywhere I go I see him...

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May we have your blessing The White Pharaoh? 🙏🌞

✋🏻 May your lawn always grow greener than your neighbor, and may the monuments you build for me stand forever. 🤚🏻

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No no

Hear him out.

oh so now the ancient sumerian is gonna preach to us

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My Culture is Not a Costume

aw shiiiet, they got the white pharaoh at spirit

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🙊

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Outdoor Cats are good actually you have to let cats do whatever they want at all times.

And no not as a religious thing, i just hate birds.

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I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

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You guys like my new ad?

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alright i fully accept white pharaoh ruling utah you've got this egyptians endorsement

What the fuck is an Egyptian