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turningg your favourite cis woman into a trans man as we speak

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I think the most harrowing moral test would be to put a pack of gum in front of Arthur and have him go through the internal conflict of wanting good breath for once in this fucking story versus putting John through the torment of listening to him chew for an extended period of time.

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went on the most insane grindr date of my life last night hold on

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Fantasy book concept:

A story that starts out as very standard but scrubbed-clean old school classic fantasy with black-and-white morality and a generic farmboy hero protagonist from a quaint little village surrounded by a big scary world full of monsters and dark and evil magic, who gets whisked away on an adventure with a handful of trusted friends, and possibly a wizard who keeps telling them that he's 100% aware that this is a terrible idea and that they are all little dipshits who shouldn't be trusted to wander off on their own in the Big Scary Outside World. Because they're stupid and will get themselves killed.

...And then they get there, and it's not Big Scary Dark And Evil out there, but more realistic kind of fantasy with grey morality, nuanced adult themes, big cities have drug market and an organised sex workers' guild. Wide-eyed farmboy-hero -ass characters who would normally get shocked enough to throw up foaming blood if they saw a woman's ankle will just have to deal with the fact that it's currently very fashionable to go about with one's tits completely out in the street to show off one's trendy pierced nipples.

And the horrified culture shock goes both ways. Like the protagonist can just say "I'm an orphan because my mother got possessed by a demon :(" and there's some confused back-and-forth about it because the City People really just Do Not Seem To Understand how and why getting possessed by a demon would automatically mean you're dead. You can't die from getting possessed, can you? And to their horror the City People slowly put together that no, these hicks have literally never even heard of exorcisms. Their solution to people getting possessed by demons is to just fucking kill the victim.

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Majd has a respiratory illness. He's the son of @youseffamily2 and he's displaced in Gaza, where everything has become extremely expensive and access to proper healthcare and medicine has become very difficult. On top of that, he now also has a skin disease that's spreading throughout his entire body. He's only one year old, and he is suffering so much. His parents urgently need donations to afford his treatment

Right now their campaign is at €38,257/€50,000. Donations are coming in very slowly, and this is very urgent, so please donate if you can! Share the campaign even if you can't donate. Every little thing helps!

This campaign has been verified by the Butterfly Effect Project, line 406 in their spreadsheet

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Trans and intersex people in the UK need you to be loud and angry about the new "deception as to sex" guidance released which makes trans and intersex people legally guilty of rape if we don't disclose our gender identity and/or the sex we were assigned at birth to sexual partners.

This is particularly going to harm trans and intersex sex workers, who often have a higher number of sexual partners who we might keep our trans or intersex identity from for our safety.

"To summarize this guidance in the simplest terms, it treats a trans or intersex person not disclosing their gender identity and/or the sex they were assigned at birth as a form of deception which negates consent."

"This interpretation of part of the existing Sexual Offences Act (2003) places an unreasonable burden on trans and intersex people to inform our sexual partners of our medical history, while no such burden is placed on cis perisex people who are allowed to rely on assumption."

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Critter John design 🌟

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when your paranoia is UP but so are your luscious curls

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Hey, random writing tip: Instead of having something be a ridiculously unlikely coincidence, you can make the thing happen due to who this particular character is as a person. Instead of getting stuck on "there's no logical reason to why that would happen", try to bend it into a case of "something like this would never happen to anybody but this specific fucker." Something that makes your reader chuckle and roll their eyes, going "well of course you would."

Why would the timid shy nerd be at a huge sketchy downtown black market bazaar? Well, she's got this beetle colony she's raising that needs a very specific kind of leaf for nest material, and there only place to get it is this one guy at the bazaar that sells that stuff. Why would the most femininely flamboyant guy ever known just happen to have downright encyclopedic knowledge about professional boxing? Well, there was this one time when he was down bad for this guy who was an aspiring professional boxer...

I know it sounds stupidly obvious when written out like this, but when you're up close to your writing, it's hard to see the forest for the trees. Some time ago I finished reading a book, where the whole plot hinges on character A, who is 100% certain that character B is dead, personally getting up and coming down from the top rooms of a castle, to the gates, at 3 am, to come look at some drunk who claims to be this guy who died 17 years ago. Why would A do that, if he's sure that B is dead?

Because he's a Warrior Guy from a culture of Loyalty And Honour, and hearing that someone's got the audacity to go about claiming to be his long-lost brother in battle, there is no other option than to immediately personally go down there to beat the ever-loving shit out of this guy. Who then turns out to actually be character B, after all.

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People really post like "lol this movie's writing is so stupid, why would Anakin, who's from a DESERT PLANET, specifically hate sand?"

I'm from a cold region and I hate the cold. The only unrealistic part about him casually mentioning that he hates sand is him not going into a highly detailed 35 minute rant about different types of sand that all have different specific names based on texture and rock type, and the specific way each individual sand type fucks up different vehicles, droids, items of clothing and orifices when it gets everywhere.

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Reading fantasy again, I've started thinking about how odd it is how in books like that, the non-human races invariably scoff at human frailty and vulnerability, even those that they'll call friends. Like that's mean?? Why would you be a dick to your friend who you know is not capable of as much as you are, and it's not their fault they were born like that. That's mean.

Like consider the opposite: Characters of non-human races treating their human companions like frail little old dogs. Worrying about small wounds being fatal - humans die of small injuries all the time - or being surprised that humans can actually eat salt, even if they can't stomach other spicy rocks. Being amazed that a human friend they haven't seen in 10 years still looks so young, they've hardly aged at all! And when the human tries to explain that they weren't going to just unexpectedly shrivel into a raisin in 10 years, the longer-lifespan friend dismisses this like no, he's seen it happen, you don't see a human for 10 or 20 years and they've shriveled in a blink.

Elves arguing with each other like "you can't take her out there, she will die!" and when the human gets there to ask what they're talking about, they explain to her that the journey will take them through a passage where it's going to be sunny out there. Humans burn in the sun. And she will have to clarify that no, actually, she'll be fine. They fight her about it, until she manages to convince them that it's not like vampires - humans only burn a little bit in the sun, not all the way through. She'll be fine if she just wears a hat.

Meanwhile dwarves are reluctant to allow humans in their mines and cities, not just out of being secretive, but because they know that you cannot bring humans underground, they will go insane if they go too long without seeing the sun. Nobody is entirely sure how long that is, but the general consensus is three days. One time a human tries to explain their dwarf companion that this is not true, there are humans that endure much longer darkness than that. As a matter of fact, in the furthest habited corners of the lands of the Northmen, the winter sun barely rises at all. Humans can survive three weeks of darkness, and not just once, but every single year.

"Then how do they sane?" Asks the dwarf, and just as he does, the conversation gets interrupted by the northland human, who had been eavesdropping, and turns to look at them with an unnerving glint in her colourless grey eyes, grinning while saying

"That's the neat part, we don't."

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people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them

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peace and love on Earth..