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The Guanyin temple confession is maybe my favorite scene of any piece of media I've ever consumed because it's so unpredictable.

You got the villain just halting his evil plot, full stop, in the middle of his gloating speech, no less, because "What do you MEAN you guys aren't even together?! What?! No, no, no, there won't be any romantic misunderstanding in my hostage situation! Honey, tell him!"

And then the calmest, most polite character alive procceeds to go his version of apeshit on this punk like "my brother like-likes you, you fucking pinecone! You useless twink! We all thought you were a hoe but you are just an imbecile!" (Which is a nice parallel to the Jiang brothers' hatred for the peacock, but I digress)

And THEN, when it's the perfect moment for a climatic love confession, homeboy goes and screams for everyone to hear that he... really wanted that dick, Hanguang-jun! Where's love? Who cares? WWX wants to ride you like a carnival ride: sticky and filthy and multiple times.

It's a wonder that Xichen didn't yank that string from Jing GuangYao to strangle WWX himself.

This has been my favorite addition, I cackled like a seal irl lol

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im not even a huge shipper but bsd makes it too fucking easy man. like soukoku are tragically divorced, ranpoe are married rivals, sskk has that i hate you but i secretly think you are the most admirable human in existence thing going on, rimlaine, suegiku bicker like an old married couple, the tragic old men yaoi of fukufuku, whatever the FUCK is going on with fukumori, the homoerotic murder and violence of fyolai, sigzai with how sigma is so done all the time, kunidazai with how kunikida is so done all the time, bramcraft with the otherworldly horrors. theres so much material idk

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idk the genre but omgg

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The Untamed as text posts (88/?)

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He would be a good father 🥺🤍

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The Venerated Trio in a nutshell

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Heaven Official's Blessing summary (spoilers for those who haven't read the book):

Local god psychologically and physically tortured by stalker for hundreds of years. Other stalker vows to put a stop to it.

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Protagonist Sizhui

Okay, I don’t like gender swaps normally, but I just had a hilarious revelation.

Amnesia.  The last survivor of a fallen sect with a dark history.  The last survivor of a massacre.  Slow reveal of the mysterious past and true parents.  Raised by an outrageously handsome man with eyes filled with sorrow that hint at a tragic backstory.  Surrounded by handsome heirs to various sects (quirky and excitable Lan Jingyi, tsundere Jin Ling, the deeply romantic Ouyang Zizhen, etc…).  A sense that the mysterious stranger is somehow familiar…..but no time for that!  A scary, villainous seeming person turning out to be friend and ally (Wen Ning), with special knowledge of the past.  A macguffin (chenqing) that triggers the full return of the repressed memories. 

Sizhui is basically the protagonist girl in an Otome game.

ALL he would need would be to actually have been born a girl, and Lan Wangji (the tragically non-romancable married/dad-guy everyone prefers over any of the actual bachelors) and Lan Xichen (the friendly leader-guy you know is gonna have a bad ending) decided to raise her like a boy to further disguise her, as some people (Jiang Cheng - a stealth romance option that people get excited for because he’s hot and redemption love, but is frustratingly platonic) knew there was a Wen girl-child being raised by Wei WuXian.

The ending of his canon story arch is even like the “friendship” ending of a game; going off into the sunset with the zombie uncle.

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- Me

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These are just doodles but. tattoo artist wwx au

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wangxian + huaisang icons chibi

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THE DUALITY OF KAMBE DAISUKE

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It's kissing for medical reasons.

i made a thing 

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I love it that Wei Wuxian's brain is so brilliant that he could even see through Nie Huaisang's elaborate plan but cannot, for all the hints Lan Xichen provided him, figure out that Lan Wangji was indisputably gay for him all these years

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reading mxtx novels be like:

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2050 AD Neo Tokyo

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*rewatching atla*

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