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I forgive BJH he's an actual cat and I love cats ( No X, bad. I'll spray you w/the bottle. ) SMH I only let him ( B*b ) have my birthday because it doubles as a b-day gift smh 😒It's not like I lost the court case smh, what's a court case anyway IDK that word 😒

Local fatty vs extraterrestrial fatty

WHO WINS !?!?!

Their greed sickens me. This is why world hunger can't be solved, it's because of these fatty-mc-patties smh /j

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Ouid. All of it. All the ouid >:333

Anon, your greed sickens me. /j But here 🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃 be good with the ouid stash alr? pat pat

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CW : Oral ( Fem Receiving ), Technical-exhibition?, p in v, fingering, creampie, overstimulation, virgin X,

It was risky- too risky! Even for you and yet he hushed you with wet kisses, pulling you into the elevator- you felt his lips travel down your nape- lower and lower as he basically marked the valley of your chest as his; cold air briskly brushed against your exposed body, clothes being taken off by him one- by one. Fingers fondling with your nipples as he went back up to trap your lips in a rough yet passionate kiss. Sounds of groaning and moaning fill the elevator- God this is so embarrassing, you thought- Weren't there cameras in here? SHit- Shit! You feel yourself mewl into the kiss as X humped into you, your slick staining and moistening your panty as he grinded his thigh unto your clit. The fabric of his white pants stimulating you as you shivered, you watch as a damp spot form on his thighs- and as your eyes wandered, you watch his crotch- fuck, fuck he's so hard. Would that even fit- you question as the tent in his pants grow bigger, your legs felt like a jelly- and at this rate without X's aid you would've collapsed from the sheer amount of pleasure you were receiving from this alone, god- it's so pathetic. " Ah- ah, look up- you'll get that later. " You furiously blushed at the connotations of his words, and as your blouse got torn apart by him, you feel him slip his fingers into your panties. Thumb toying with your clit as his index finger softly prodded at your entrance. Gasping loudly as his finger slid into you, following it up with his middle finger god- was that what those fingers could do? Haa- ha, you breathed out as you looked at the small panel beside the elevator buttons- floor three, shit! God, fingers skillfully sliding in and out of you as squelching escaped, bringing his fingers out a sudden emptiness followed inside your core-

Bringing his hand up you watched as he separated his fingers- strings of white pearls webbed on his fingers, you felt yourself turn away in embarrassment- but using his free hand to pull your chin towards him he brought his slick stained fingers up in front of you he hummed gently- before opening his mouth, he brought his two fingers inside sucking on it as he let out noises of delight, is this man a child? God, as he brought his fingers out a string of his own saliva followed and then he whispered to you.

" So sweet, so fucking sweet. " He looked into your eyes, hazy in lust- And just as he was about to push you to the floor the doorbell rung, breaking the rhythm the two of you had- He grinned smugly, as he brought his arm behind your knees bending it as the other supported you by your back. Pulling you off the ground you gasped, in shock- it was dark, contrasting the brightly lit elevator, walking out you watch as drops of your own slick stained the floor. Horrified- X snapped his fingers bringing you somewhere else.. in the room, laying you down- you felt mother nature kiss your back, and at the corners of your eye you watch as white petals shuffle- Shadow looming over you and moonlight kissing the both of your figures, " Beautiful, you're so beautiful- mine, hah! Only mine, " He whispered crazily into your wrist, bringing it close to him- And in a sudden switch of movement- he lowered himself, to your core- fingers hooking the fabric of your panties as he slid it down, he watched as webs of slick stick unto both your flesh and the drenched fabric- Smiling like a madman, he lowered himself, feeling a wet muscle tease and prod at your clit, he lowered himself until his nose tickled your clit. Tongue entering you as he licked and lapped at your juices, His hot breath tickling your inner thighs, as he ate you out- fuck he was hungry and thirsty like a man lost in a dessert for days- Only now finding an oasis, this oasis being your pussy. His hand quickly reached up as he grasped your hand, feeling your thighs squeeze him inside shit- X realized, he could die like this. In heaven, feeling your high reach, you gripped unto his hand even tighter, hold becoming deadly as your nails caused crescent marks to appear on his pale skin. You moaned out loudly, the petals shuffling as you ruined the bed of flowers with such- dirty acts, but reaching your climax you couldn't give a damn, your thighs trapping him in as you came, and came hard- Was this man even as inexperienced as he said, why is he so good!? You questioned as the heat pulsed over you, feeling your high slowly rest as your thighs gently separated, bringing your free hand over to cover your eyes- you feel tears slowly form just from the sheer pleasure and release he gave you. X then- chuckled, " You don't think we're done yet, are you? " He whispered to you as he trapped you beneath, and then you felt it- His hard-on, pressing into your pussy. He's big, so big- Ah, your hand quickly unbuckled his belt- Fingers fiddling with his zipper, as you pulled down his boxers- Your eyes widened as his cock sprang out with life, and shit it was so pretty, the shaft veiny- and the tip rosy as it dripped pre-cum. It twitched in anticipation, needy for your heat- grinning slyly, you quickly pulled him below you- " Transform... " You murmured, eyes widening- His dark eyes looking at you, his shades no use at all in this situation- before looking to the side, he complied as he brought his fingers up, the sound of his middle finger hitting his palm resounded through the air. And in a flash of blue and white- you watched as his suit turn dark, color palette inverted- dark strands of hair covering his eyes as he looked away, 'He's so perfect-' you thought, your hips hovering over his own- Teasing and circling his tip, before lowering yourself unto him- although someone seem to become impatient as his hands grasp at your hands, rushing to pull you down his length, and fuck! Did he make you feel so good, shit..? And it was his fingers earlier?

Oh this was so much better- getting cock-drunk as you let loose, bouncing up and down on him- And All X could see is his Goddess, silver light softly blanketing over you- tits bouncing as you rode him, oh he could just come right now. Feeling his own orgasm built up, he watched as you leant down to trap his kips in a hedonistic kiss. Moaning and grinding into him deeper, " I love you- " You moaned into the kiss, wanton and in need- Shit, X wants you so-so much more. Suddenly, his hands quickly gripped unto your hips-

Pushing you down on his length as he felt his high come to a close- Spurts of warm liquid filled your tummy, as you watch him heave- up and down. You stare at him, eyes half lidded before gently- removing yourself from him. Sliding his length out of you- your knees propped you upwards as you watched spurts of your own liquids mix and drip out your pussy, dripping unto him- droplets of acting like glue as sweat made you both glisten underneath the moon light.

X then got up right before, pushing you down unto him once more- feeling his cock underneath you twitch, he looked down at your pussy/ Watching as it dripped with his seed, bringing his fingers to your entrance once more- you felt him quickly stuffing all his cum back into you, scooping up the liquid that dripped from your inner thighs and back unto you. He then grinned, " Don't waste anymore, " he cooed softly, before putting his now- hard again cock into you.

How long can this man last ?

I'm a pervert.

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CW : Creampie, Overstimulation, RAW DAWGGGING babyyy

Snapping his hips in and out of you with fervent zeal, X watched in a haze of hedonistic pleasure- as tears drops slowly dripped down your cheeks- X couldn't help but admire- " Your- you're so pretty.. " He gasped out as he continued, his hand keeping your arms locked above your head- he watched as you squirmed and let out the music to his ears.

The squelching noise of skin to skin, the smell of sex filling the air in its sinful aroma-- Drool slipping from your lips as you let incoherent babbling-.. Not incoherent he realizes-- You kept calling out to him, pretty noises calling- his real name.. Fuck, say it more- say it more- louder, a silent imperative as his pace became brutal, sweat glistened like glitter on both of your bodies--

Watching as your back arched, using his free hand to grope your body- fingers tickling you as he gently slid over your soft and tender flesh- ruined and marked by him, hand gently massaging your breast as he felt himself get close- dark strands of hair sticking to his forehead, he watched as your back arched- as you too were reaching your high, leaning down he captured your lips in a sloppy wet kiss- tongues moving with another as the band of pleasure broke-

Stilling, he realized he was still inside- but as X was about to pull out, your leg locked him inside of you, spilling all his seed within the warm comforts of your core- " ....In me " You repeated, once- twice- thrice.. as you looked up at him with hazy eyes lust evident, he hummed- before resting his forehead on yours, hot breaths fanning against the others faces as you both rest from the high...

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Hey no go back to self indulgence.

Would you be so kind as to write more sloppy makeouts with X pls?

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Like how does he kiss, does he prefer being held or does he do the holding? Does he like his hair getting tugged or does he prefer scratching instead? Is he ticklish, he definitely seems like the type to be tickled by your kisses but likes to hide it.

Any headcanons you're willing to spare?

Please and ty

He’s so freaky

He kisses with fervent passion, the type to pull you back in after you guys separate from a wet kiss-- Yet as soon as he sees you get way more than adequate oxygen ( in his perspective ) He pulls you in by the nape and the cycle repeats, until your lips are bruised- and all red, from his sheer desire. Or, after you pull away from- string of saliva still connecting your two lips together, he follows your mouth- And when you pull away more, he'd whimper and whine before inevitably resting his head on either your collarbone or chest, nuzzling into your neck- Oh he's soo, attached.

It's both !! This man is so touchy, and clingy. He'd be fine with you touching him, or him touching you- He'd love running his hands down your sides, squeezing- feeling- wanting more of you. On the topic of holding however, be rough or gentle- pull him closer by the necktie, or gently guide towards your body he's just that pathetic for you.

The moment your fingers get tangled in either his snow white locks- or midnight strands, tug. He'd let out the most pathetic mewls and moan into the kisses you got him drunk off. Scratching him doesn't do anything :(( He wants to bleed from your fingers y'know, but y'know.. He wouldn't mind seeing red lins across his back the moment he looks into the shower, join him would you? You'd get an amazing view of your masterpiece ;))

Soo ticklish, he'd do his best not to squirm but please.. Avoid that area more Reader, please? Every time you touch a spot of his that's ticklish, he'd jolt so much. And if you were to touch these areas specifically- on purpose, he'd groan into the kiss. he'd be so huffy and puffy before he'd retaliate and tickle you too. And then giggly, and silly kissing ensues.

Elo what is this awful upload sched, ????? ikkk im sorryyy

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I'll bring the goods if you bring the goods and got the goods if you've got the good goods :3

..... Crystal, or Ouid?

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How many requests do you have currently?

As of current 25.5 requests ! But I don't mind anyone adding more into that, my limit would be around 40 requests- and if at some point in time I do reach that many, I'd have to close my requests ! So y'know don't feel afraid to request anything ! :3

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Hey, just wanna say I love your writing for X so much! You write him so silly and I just cant get enough of it :3 Your pre and post dating headcanons for him especially are amazing and have even given me some inspo to try writing for him too. I can't wait to read more of your stuff!! \o/

Aww thank you anon! that's so sweet hehe, I remain true to my 'X is a loser' Characterization, and you'll have to pry it out of my dead cold hands for me to stop writing abt him like that >:) , and also yes hello !? Another writer?? Yes pleaseee, one order of X-simpingggg . Hehe, I'll try my best to start uploading again ! <33

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TAKE THE WHEEL AU ( TTW!AU )

Welcome to the ted talk of Wara and Me, presenting an AU that could solve all the heartbreak- and angst that the Canon!TBHX narrative contains, and by that this AU is pure fluff, crack, and filled with shower thoughts ( Discord thoughts technically because me and Wara have been feeding one another's delusions so badly. )

Everyone say thank you to Wara for pulling me out of the Writers Block, and pushing me into the Sea of Inspiration- where I’m currently wrestling with the sharks of procrastination. This AU will have it’s own formatting, and I accept asks for this AU any day of the week if you guys see ‘Closed Requests’ on my profile, and want to request anything TTW I will happily brainrot.

X doesn’t know anymore, he completely lost his hold on this world’s narrative— Because now he’s married to you, has six children ( Five adopted, ) and a seventh on the way; With the arrival of you in his life, the kids— And everyone else, fate- instead of it’s linear path into obscurity, it became bizarre- wonky, and X was unsure of how the universe would react to this change, so many unknown variables- and yet, X doesn’t regret anything.

How could X regret anything? Never could he have imagined the girl of his dreams becoming the woman he wakes up to everyday, having a happy fulfilling family that brighten up his day— Now he didn’t have to suffer through anything alone, because he had people- he relied on, and knew he could trust.

Where fate was originally a game of Chess- became a family game night of Uno. Nights where he’d come home late ( because of overtime ), he’d be welcomed warmly- by his family who stayed up too late to be considered normal, and yet he wouldn’t want any of this to change anytime soon- if he wanted to, he’d put the world in a time loop just to experience moments like these over and over until it was etched into his memory, for him to never forget until time immemorial.

Speaking of forgetting.. Days would pass and X felt as if he forgot something, right- the true narrative, but— Was it wrong for him to indulge? Wrong for him to allow you the writers pen? Wrong for him to lose control, and let things pass? Looking at his family across the dinner table, and looking into his won thoughts- he came to a conclusion, he doesn’t regret anything- Especially not you, in another universe he’d be without you- but that’s another, in this universe he is- he is with you, happy and- everyone is happy too? So why regret?

X is so proud of his and your kid’s— Six, and the seventh on the way— The eldest Nice, sigh, You and X just wish he’d come out of his retirement and stop using his little brother as a body double, ( and also come out to the both of you about his boyfriend, what- ) Speaking of little brother,

Lin Ling! Who X found on the streets and took him in, because he can ( You aren’t that amused. ) Lin Ling truly did take after his dad, ( X ) With how he shows his love- his late nights, and chugging on that Diabetes inducing X Cola ( Seriously where do they keep getting those cans? )

Lucky Cyan! Or well, Cyan- The kid you also adopted from the streets, luck-.. Wasn’t always the greatest, but you’d say that you were pretty damn lucky the day you found her on those streets, as of right now- You’d say that maybe.. She’s the most normal out of all of your kids, maybe.

Well, you can’t have Cyan- without Luo, of course! Somehow Cyan managed to convince Luo to come with her to your shared abode, and with how polite Luo was you couldn’t help but also- Invite him to the family, at home they’d create soft melodies- which echoed around, voices that help bring some light into your house.

Xinya, and Ahu! Surprise, surprise- courtesy of your husband, X of course- telling you the story of him saving Ahu from the Black Fedora- or whatever organization, it took a few visits alongside Ahu to Xinya that convinced him that yes- adoption, Xinya- is an adorable kid— Hyper and sometimes reckless, Ahu is a watchful eye- and the voice of reason among all your children, to which you appreciate. Xinya is an amazing sister to—

Huizi, the youngest- And surprisingly the only biological kid you and X have, a sweetheart- and a total mommy’s girl— After a terrifying birth story, she’s a complete clone of her father- while also having the color of your eyes, Huizi- and Xinya are the absolute definition of an Age Gap Sibling. Sometimes ( alot of times ) their elder siblings would visit, and play with the both of them.

This was a chaotic family, X knew- But he wouldn’t change anything about it for the world.

TAGGING : @warabito

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IS THERE A TBHX DISCORD SERVER?? i’ve been trying to find one :((((

Yeah !! Haha i'm very active in only one though, i can give you the join invite if you want ^^ If you do join though and manage to find me i'll post a very special fic ;))

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Are you .kireen on twitter(or x haha)? They are kinda (and i mean) REALLY like you!

(PS. u should totally become an official mascot for all us x fans (aka our kind))

Unfortunately, no :)) If only I had kireens great art skills smh, if memory served me well we did interact before ( very before ) on the discord server but yeah ^^ Sorry ( not sorry ) kireen im soon going to take your title as the no. 1 most depraved X fan the moment the X is so hot doc 2.0 is going to release /j the avalanche of X fics i have is soon to befall.

( I totally agree on being the mascot for all of Xism ;) )

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I totally understand that u feel more comfy with fem and gn readers but I had the stupidest dream where you uploaded a male!reader crack fic of the reader going “you got me pregnant” to X as a joke and X low-key thinks he knocked up the reader even tho they’re both guys (i wish I were making this up)

A/N : First time writing a male reader I'm shy 👉👈Dreaming of me Anon? I know, I know I’m irresistible /j This is so crack, but so suggestive I don’t regret writing this at all. ( more X boombayah scenes in the future /j ) don't ask why I'm writing so many suggestive X requests im going through heat /j

CHARACTERS | X ( Bai Xizhuang ) , M!Reader ( You )

INCLUDES | Male Reader, Idk what the request said, very suggestive.

Sipping on your wine— You leaned against the balcony railing, the cold and fresh breeze passing against you- Dim golden light ran into the secluded area you brooded in alone, pressing against your form kissing it soft and warm with the light; chugging on the red liquid like it was water a small bit of it dripped past your lips spilling unto your chin and soon staining the ivory railing.

Steps then zeroed in on your lonely figure, “ Didn’t think you enjoyed being alone, “ A dark silhouette who was too recognizable for you too even try and guess,

“ Didn’t think you’d be attending the gathering at all, “ You quipped back in lightning speed, glaring at the side as his shadow loomed over yours like he purposely wanted to make you feel trapped. He hummed, a soft ahh as he stepped closer to your form, arms slowly wrapping around your waist- as he put his chin atop your head.

“ You smell.. Different. “ He stated sniffing you, nuzzling into you more- feeling his lips tickle and gently pepper the top of your head, huffing- you spun the wine glass, the red liquid swirling around as a small portion of yourself reflected off of it, X being seen more as his white color palette remains blinding. Finally, you responded “ What are you a dog? Get off me, X. “ Hands reaching to the ones X had below your chest.

“ Nope, “ Like always, he’d respond— His voice getting lower, “ Have you been seeing someone else? I’m hurt, sweetheart. “ X teased with a hum, deciding to humor the white haired man-

“ Is the all-mighty X, envious? And so what if I am? “ You weren’t, you weren’t seeing anyone else- the truth is you just switched your shampoo, cologne- and everything else. X’s arms gripped on to your waist tighter, pulling you against his hips as you feel him behind you, shifting and grinding against you.

As if he was purposely baiting you, “ That won’t do.. Mm not at all, I wonder— What should I do with you? “ he lulled out, some words elongating as he spurred you on- Mischievous hands traveling to unbutton your dress shirt, fingers ghosting over your skin- tickling and touching you just where you liked it, unfortunately you were born stubborn.

“ How about leaving me on ghost? “ While you long gave up on trying to stop his prying hands your mouth still ran, giving him a teasing look as you groaned from his touch alone- fingers traveling higher to your chest— “ That’s something you want- I want something else, “ X rolled his eyes, feeling your face become warm as you understood the implications,

“ At this rate you might just get me pregnant- “ Jokingly, you say— No thought no rhyme or reason behind your thoughtless words, and yet, X responded too fast— “ You are? “ His voice rose an octave, something you didn’t hear outside the bedroom- his moving hold stopped, and now you’re left to wonder what the actual fuck is going on in this man’s mind.

“ X- What the fuck we’re both dudes— “

“ We can make things work, "

More of him later on the night !! :3 i miss my rat bastard very much.

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Are you guys open to a short series? At least Five chapters, I can assure you all that It won't uh- disrupt my request schedule, but y'know this series will include all the works! Angst, fluff, maybe the forbidden tango-- And y'know the star of my stage, X.

Here's a future preview with some dialogue I've written in advance,

( yes I write the dialogue before everything else, helps me keep it natural- This is also part of chapter 4-5. )

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Elo, I know you're probably inundated with requests at the moment but hear me out; after the disappointment of today's episode - not you 👑Queen👑, you are a gift and we're thankful you're here - I say we bully X in revenge.

Prompt:

Bob trying to initiate ♥️ 𝓢𝓮𝔁𝔂 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓼 ♥️ with his lover but can't because he's got back pains. Maybe he overdid it with hero work. Maybe his shitty posture working long hours at the office have come back to haunt him. Maybe it's his age.

I need to see this man cockblocked and inconvenienced in the most stupidest way possible as revenge.

Yes, lover doting over him and giving him a back massage is cute and very appreciated, but X can still be pissed about getting cockblocked.

A/N : This is now officially part of the X-Fam requests, WARA your requests are so creative and I’m so glad I can write these ideas. hopefully for you all my writing quality is getting better ! :3, also hello to all my 64 ( by the time i wrote this ) followers you guys are my baddies frfr /j 𝓢𝓮𝔁𝔂 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓼 LMFAO ah yes i’d love to do 𝓢𝓮𝔁𝔂 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓼, also two requests in one day elo?? X has mind controlled me into doing this, but like needy!X guys… needy!X..

CHARACTERS | X ( Bai Xizhuang ) , Reader ( You )

INCLUDES | Absurd Humor, My defense on Queen ( She deserves better. ), And X getting cockblocked and ( nearly getting ) sent to sleep on the couch, sexual themes ( nothing too explicit though )

“ I’ll go grab my chips- and watch two hot-chicks go at it! And here comes John Powersuit throwing cold water all over me- “

The silence that followed after you shut off the TV was deafening, slowly your arm that was still pointed towards the screen slowly fell back down to your side- Remote in hand. You too remained quiet- slowly processing the events that transpired, you knew your husband would be participating in it— the tournament, the dark horse that took everything by storm, you knew he’d win with a snap of his finger literally.

Black sleeved arms quickly wrap around your shoulders in a gentle hold, “ There you are, “ Bai Xizhuang murmured into your ear, breath fanning hot against your earlobe as strands of dark hair tickled against you— Instinctively you leaned your head back, “ No overtime today, huh? “ You calmly spoke, looking at him through the corner of your eye.

He hummed, his voice reverberating with timbre deep into your ear. “ Mhm, “ Slowly feeling his head drift down lower, closer to the crook of your neck- Inhaling in your scent as you both sat there in quiet comfort, until suddenly you felt his breath tickle your neck this time.

“ I missed you so much, love.. “ Using your palm to quickly push his head backwards, he wouldn’t budge- instead groaning as he closed the already minimal distance between his mouth and your neck- you let out a noise of protest, although.. with things like these your husband never actually listened- “ Oh really now? “ You teased, your voice heavy with hidden emotion as your hand then drifted to his own.

“ Are you doubting me? “ Bai Xizhuang challenged, “ Not for a second, “ You relented.

Letting go of you, he climbed over the couch he quickly plopped unto the soft cushions with you— Before quickly pouncing on you once more, his head nuzzling into your chest as he made himself comfortable. “ Bai Xizhuang.. You’re still in your work clothes. “ You huffed, your two hands pushing back against his shoulders- his arms snaked around your waist holding you tightly,

“ Don’t care, “ He giggled, laughing into your chest- His glasses pressing against you, ( you’re sure that the shape of his glasses would leave an indentation the moment you check later. ) Rolling your eyes you then grumbled, “ Well I do, take a shower. “ Forcefully trying to peel him off of you, he then looked up at you- eyes soft, as he gave his sweetest smile ( That’s not gonna work anymore, Bai Xizhuang. ) He then tilted his head to the side,

“ .. Five more minutes..? “ Bai Xizhuang squeaked out,

“ Couch? “

And with that ( with the saddest puppy eyes you’ve ever seen, ) he finally, “ Yes, ma’am… “ -peeled himself off of you.

Today's Mission : Give the kid you babysat before justice! First hour accomplished,

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Taking off his glasses, he set gently placed it atop the bathroom tabletop- his vision blurring drastically.

Stripping himself off of his work clothes- he threw it all into it’s designated laundry basket, feet pressed against the against tile— and air blew softly on his skin. X then entered the shower, closing the sliding door as he entered. His arm raised forward to turn the shower knob, and in seconds warm water droplets fell unto him; drenching his body whole.

Steam slowly built up unto the ceiling, fogging the mirror- and the shower door.

And breaking the stream of static noise the door creaked open, “ Honey— wow, it is a sauna over here. “ Your voice cut through, stepping into the bathroom ( he presumes by the dull sound, ) The fogged up glass door obstructing his view of you- but faintly he watched as your blob-like figure bend down, was it laundry day already? Uh.. abruptly breaking his train of thought, you hummed out a simple tune.

Ear’s perked up the moment he picked up on even the slightest decibel of your voice— He needs you.. cheeks flush and his body reacted, bringing his hand to the sliding door; he knocked, once- twice— Just enough to get your attention on him, you gave out a soft ‘Hm?’— And with ease, he then wrote— Fingers dripping as he wrote on the foggy glass.

‘Wanna Join?’

Through the small lines he wrote he could see you clearly— “ Never knew you could write backwards, honey. “ You shrugged as you went out of the bathroom, laundry basket in hand.

What.

And then the door clicked closed.

—

As of lately X felt it.

The dull yet excruciating pain from his lower backside— could it finally be that finally, his years of having a shitty posture while in front of the desk was finally coming back to gnaw at him? Or was it his diet finally biting him in the ass— In X’s opinion neither the former or the latter was the answer, this pain stemmed from his [ Name ] withdrawals, the only true medicine he needed in his life.

He had his palm faced flat against his lower back, hair still wet and dripping as he put his clothes on— Using his towel to dry his hair up, another— far more serious thought entered his mind, ‘Is [ Name ] mad at me.. ?’ Horror and dread wrapped itself around him like a cobra would to their prey— Cold sweat started to form droplets on his forehead as goosebumps traveled all over his body-

Is she..?

As if on cue, you entered your shared bedroom— Phone in hand as you finished the call with Cyan, a few moments prior, “ Love—! There you are, have you told the kids that we’re gonna' go out this week? Especially Xinya, oh- and don’t forget Luo and Lin ling— Is that all of them.. uhm.. “ Fingers pressed to the side of your cheek as you tried to recall all of the kids the both of you had taken guardianship for.

You mumbled incoherent words as you pondered, but X only really ever thought of one thing— Standing up from the bed, he quickly wrapped his arms around you- your face getting buried in his chest as you audibly gulped- arms tracing down to your lower back as he slowly created some distance for you to able to look up at him, “ Fuck- pleaase.. [ Name ], honey- baby- love.. I need you so, so much. “ But he failed and instead buried himself atop your head, breathing in your shampoo..

“ Huh— What are you doing, Bai Xizhuang- “

He then whined out, “ Are you mad at me..? I’ll make it up to you, I swear. “ X— pressed himself against you, legs intertwining with yours as he tried to pull you over to the bed, ( not the keyword : tried, he actually was pulling you against your shared bed. ) Gently pushing you, you fell softly unto the sheets as small oomph! Escaped from your, very- very kissable lips.

“ Wai-wait, wait! “

Mission Failed, we’ll get him next time boys.

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Although for requests please do It on this account :( Not mad just y'know having a hard time organizing stuff,

As the X number one fan I gotta ask u what do you think about girl dad X bro because I had a vision in my dreams and now I gotta raise my voice with this

A/N : As X's no.1 and ONLY true fan /j I'm actually way ahead and thought of that weeks ago. What do you guy's think the baby's name should be? ALSOO- Hii, I'm back I had to take a short impromptu break for my declining mental health and all that jazz so I'm so sorry :( Hope you guys forgive me.

Btw I wrote this in the peak writing conditions- I.E early morning ( 3-4 A.M ) in a bathrobe and with music. This is both headcanons and a small scenario,

CHARACTERS | X ( Bai Xizhuang ) , Reader ( You )

INCLUDES | Girldad!X is canon, ooc X would've been the one to give birth, siri play daddy issues by the neighbourhood.

One, two, three, four- He counted— Circles upon circles as he paced around in the hallway outside of the Labor room, fingers fidgeting with a golden coin— and his chest beating rapidly, heart pounding against his ribs so hard that it hurt. It wasn’t meant to go like this, no- he’d never have things go this way— He promised, he vowed that he’ll be with you till death do you both part-

But what is Bai Xizhuang supposed to do without you?

A sharp pang pierced itself into Bai Xizhuang’s chest- as finally, he stopped— Stopped pacing, stopped fidgeting- that enough was the answer, airways felt as if they were tightening up— forcing him to gasp for shallow breaths of air, and his fists clenched. He doesn’t know. Neither did he want to dwell on such a timeline, he didn’t wanna be trapped in his imagination— The image of you being possibly gone from his life forever.

He tried his best— He made sure that your health, mental- and physical— So why, why is everything turning for the worse- He didn’t want his last memory of you be the one where you screamed in agony inside that damn room- as he was escorted out.

It happened so fast— Your hand in his own squeezing it tightly as you gave birth, nurse’s and doctors surround the both of you— And you closed your eyes, there the mayhem began. Shouts and medical orders thrown around in the room like breakable objects, suddenly he felt his arm being pulled back by personnel- telling him to leave the room,

No- No, please— He begged, but they didn’t budge, and that’s what brought him here today- A total mess,

And for the first time, X— Couldn’t do anything. He can’t take your pain away— can’t even ensure your survival— Can’t use his ability to change things, he couldn’t snap his fingers and everything magically got better-

And yet he’s left with the one thing that gave him such, belief.

He could only believe that you’ll survive- pray that you’ll be there with him- alive and healthy- to raise your baby girl.

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“ Sir.. I’m sorry for your loss. “ No— no… He quickly sped past the doctor, fingers pushed against the door as he barged into the room and- You were there. Alive, breathing and smiling at him tiredly with as much cheekiness you could muster in that moment- Giving him two peace signs, head tilting to the side—

“ You thought I died didn’t you— “ You joked, voice hoarse and cracked— eyes crinkling as you stared at him directly- breathing in slow and steady, X visibly sighed in relief- before gently bending over beside the bed— Hand reaching out to touch the side of your cheek, caressing it in a tender embrace as your warmth seeped through and gave heat to his cold ones.

“ Don’t ever fucking do that again. “ X then let out a grumble- not annoyed, but worried— Soft, yet still stern. Glossy dark eyes bore into yours, glasses shining with the bright and cool hospital light. He leaned in closer to you as he kissed the side of your forehead, glasses bumping into it as he stayed there- still and for awhile.

You laughed as you gave into him, disheveled hair pressing into his neck, “ M’sorry, couldn’t help it, love… “ You murmured tiredly, your thumb gently rubbing circles into his free one. Snickering a bit as you basked in his presence, suddenly— “ Are you alright- is everything fine— our baby, where- “ X rambled out, panic settling into his bones once more—

Gently bringing your pointer finger to your lips- “ Ssh- Look over there, they’re bringing her in. “ You stated, pointing to the nurse who brought the bundle of joy into the room— The nurse smiled at the both of you as she handed you the baby,

“ Congratulations Mrs, and Ms— It’s a healthy baby girl, now- Do you both have a name in mind? “

Congratulations indeed on surviving the ‘Dead Wife, Unhappy Life’ curse— X, you certainly are one lucky bastard.

Putting that aside, X is definitely the best— He’s the one to let you rest as much as you can, often doing the chores and more around the house— The baby cries? Snap, and he’s in the nursery in an instant already cooing and making the baby laugh as he has her all cradled in his arms, giggling and creating silly gestures.

Whenever it’s ‘Bring your Kid to work-day’ Believe that he’s going into his workplace— with a cute and pastel pink baby carrier, and all his co-workers are surprised because what do you mean this man is married? And has a kid no less!? As introverted as he is, he has to ( sadly ) suck it up and talk to the other parents to get advice and more just to learn how to care of both of yall’s child together.

The type to sob uncontrollably as his daughter has to go to her first day of kindergarten, taking pictures and always willing to miss a day of work just to go to his daughters events- The loudest to cheer, and the loudest to cry.

His fans would immediately notice that he looks more tired, and quote ‘fatherly’ during his streams— Only for him to laugh it off, and— yet you see him winking cheekily to the camera, never giving a coherent answer— But maybe it has something to do with the ring on his ring finger. ( Everyone is so intrigued and curious, and he’s out here living his best life. )

He’d walk in on you trying to teach your daughter to say the word ‘Dada’ and she keeps saying ‘Mama’ instead— Oh he’d be devastated, and yet- When the day finally comes that your daughter would say the world ‘Dada’ he’s jumping and jolly.

Anyways did you know that your daughter is an exact clone of your husband? Save for the eyes, she inherited from you— But believe if she’s exactly like her father then she’s a total mommy’s girl, just like ‘Dada’ who can’t keep his hands off you- neither can your daughter. ( But it’s cute to see them battling it out for your attention, hehe. )

When you were recovering he was there at your beck and call— Chocolates, movies- everything, X is the best husband- Even managed to get his boss to agree to him doing a PPL ( Payed Parental Leave ) Just so he could be there by your side, tending to your physical and emotional needs.

X would look at you feeding your baby, and wonder if he too— could try it one day.

Y’know, Love… Our kid just said she wanted a new sibling for Christmas.. Just saying.

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-That's all, thank you :(

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Hmmm female X is kinda hot though 🤔🤔

Anon must you tempt me with the forbidden apple.