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Do you ever see something that fills you with so much joy that if you don’t share it with people you’re going to explode? Yeah that’s this

🌺 Cheyenne

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realistically one of them just had the world download and ran it from their own server however how funny would of be if bbh is still paying for the server

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The Survivors

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yeah you think trans bodies are great but are you normal about intersex bodies?

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i'm going to throw up it's just not fair

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girls I know this isn’t at the top of the concerns list but you’re gonna want to stop eating commercially produced meat real soon

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"Non-threatening twinks"

As opposed to threatening twinks? What does a threatening twink look like?

dudes in bands who look like they haven't slept in days and only eat cigarette butts

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Anyone ever remember when a 16 year old untrained/amateur actor delivered such a convincing portrayal of trauma and severe depression that people were asking if he was doing okay in his real life and he had to clarify that things were going great for him. Or just me

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One day I will eat the sun.

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we're settling this rn

Jason knew Leo was alive when he died

Lester told Jason that Leo was alive

(Page 204-205 of the burning maze) "When I casually mentioned that Leo was alive and well and presently on a mission to camp Jupiter, all the electrical outlets in the room sparked. Jason looked at Piper, stunned."

not only did Jason find out Leo was alive DID YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FLIPPING OUTLETS?????

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jd vance honestly sounds like a soundcloud rapper name and that makes me like him less (not that there was any liking to build on but hey, negative numbers are fun)

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god please take all of my mutuals' suffering, double it and give it to donald trump

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why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

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if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

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bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior