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I've been getting into Baldur's Gate 3 a lot recently. I also wanted to draw something inspired by art nouveau!

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The BOIS 🗡️⚡️🩸

(or, the Gals Part Two, if you will.)

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welcome to Martinaise

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Mizora: Oh, Wyll~

Mizora: I have another contract for you~

Astarion: I’ll be taking a look at that

Mizora: Who the fuck are you?

Mizora: A vampire?

Astarion: A lawyer.

Mizora, aside: Shit.

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Miku with boba!

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Streaks of Grey running through her hair

Like fingers wearing

Too many rings; I pick up the phone to her

Shrill voice. Like a bird,

I think, as she tells me my rent is

Long Overdue.

I tell her the birds on the tree outside my apartment are not as pretty as they think they are.

She tells me she does not understand.

People have left her before, gone too soon

Broken her heart

Broken their lease

She pinches her lips together whenever she looks at you

Like she is disgusted with what she sees

You are such a cunt, Marsha.

I tell her I will pay rent whenever I damn well please and that she should be happy to have it late

At least then, she can have somebody to call on the phone

And bother with her horrible voice

She tells me I am her worst tenant.

I tell her I wish she were dead.

Neither of us have any one else to talk to, so we stay on the line.

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Couple of besties!

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mr muppet my bf is lowkey pissing me off this valentines what should i do (asking for advice from your joker kin)

Show him your Joker Side. Laugh like a Twisted Psycho, giving him bold eye contact. Tell him that he'd better recognize your Alpha Status, lest he unleash your Inner Madness. If he does not comply, chase him on all fours, growling, until he apologies for Pissing You Off. This works for all relationship issues

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Disco Elysium

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What are we Kim why are you flirting with me like that

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Hello, the people, check my shit out please

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I am proud to announce that I am now the assistant manager of a KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken, for you ignorant non Americans)! KFC is my second favorite three letter acronym after CBT, which stands for Cognative Behavioral Torture as well as Cock and Ball Therapy

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Man, I almost drank myself to death yesterday, I can't even remember my name, if only there was someone that could help me.

The the trustworthy and saint-like lieutenant:

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I will also be eating a fuckton of Apples. Needless to say I will be busy doing important shit

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I may lose followers for this but it needs to be said;

Marriage must follow traditional Christian values. I know that back when I was an emo witch, I did not believe this, but times have changed; I am different. I don't even listen to MCR anymore.

What do I mean by traditional Christian values in a marriage? I mean that the marriage must begin in a blood ritual between a lesbian and a gender ambiguous ex-muppet and end in a suprise crucifixion.

If you cannot accept my beliefs please simply unfollow unless you wish to be blocked.