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I am proud to announce that I am now the assistant manager of a KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken, for you ignorant non Americans)! KFC is my second favorite three letter acronym after CBT, which stands for Cognative Behavioral Torture as well as Cock and Ball Therapy

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Man, I almost drank myself to death yesterday, I can't even remember my name, if only there was someone that could help me.

The the trustworthy and saint-like lieutenant:

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I will also be eating a fuckton of Apples. Needless to say I will be busy doing important shit

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I may lose followers for this but it needs to be said;

Marriage must follow traditional Christian values. I know that back when I was an emo witch, I did not believe this, but times have changed; I am different. I don't even listen to MCR anymore.

What do I mean by traditional Christian values in a marriage? I mean that the marriage must begin in a blood ritual between a lesbian and a gender ambiguous ex-muppet and end in a suprise crucifixion.

If you cannot accept my beliefs please simply unfollow unless you wish to be blocked.

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YOU CAN'T KILL ME! I AM JESUS CHRIST! I'LL SHOOT YOU FIRST, YOUR DIRTY HAMILTON KINNIE!

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Harry definitely believes all afab people get their periods on the full moon werewolf style

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thoughts on yaoi?

Sin and lust.

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It's okay the future is now so we no longer need irrelevant things like "physical media"

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rainy day

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he’d forgotten how much he missed that smile.

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The boy who swallowed a star

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they are so normal guys

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The girls are fighting again ☹️

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I was a fool to think my hyper-fixations would agree to mine own whims. Also it wasn't just Journal 3, it was all sorts of Gravity Falls merch ToT

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... has someone done this already? (click for better image quality)