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Fun fact! Saint Valentine was beheaded, and here is a photo of his supposed skull! (which is kept in a reliquary in rome because catholics are freaky that way)

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May the fours be with you.

Absolutely nothing worse than finding out that you share interests with someone you hate. Has you thinking things like fuck you I'm better at enjoying star wars than you are

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I couldn't have said it better myself.

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I need to remember this for the next April Fools prank-a-thon at my work 😈

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And they call it a “cost of living adjustment”. 🥲👍

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I mentioned Clausen pickles ONCE. Every time they visit he brings two (2) jars.

I love my grampy. 🥹

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i have some questions yet i find myself too afraid to seek answers

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I cry 🥺

bruh i used to hide out in the library in middle school during lunch to read because the lunchroom was overstimulating and i had so many bullies and so many issues with eating in front of people so i would just skip lunch and retreat into book time in the safety of the library, and one day the librarian came over and told me the library had started a new "lounge" for honors students in a little sideroom with comfy chairs where students could snack while they read if they want

and i was today years old when i realized i never saw a single other student in that little room that definitely held storage stuff before then and that the librarian absolutely made that up so i would have a safe space to read and be alone and eat in the library

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“Paula, my clothes are broken. 😟”

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Me, normally:

Me, when Mom Friend Mode is activated:

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Man I used to be the biggest FOB fan back in the day and I CACKLED at this.

i have a random issue with a handful of pre-srar fall out boy songs where I LOVE the the start of the song or just generally everything but the chorus, but the chorus itself i find kind of underwhelming (eg: ilalwtwiattgyo, ttotbo, igatrimeanomf, cfmrfrpfmsr, gblogbd(dyptstsasgts)

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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.