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I couldn't have said it better myself.

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I need to remember this for the next April Fools prank-a-thon at my work 😈

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And they call it a “cost of living adjustment”. 🥲👍

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I mentioned Clausen pickles ONCE. Every time they visit he brings two (2) jars.

I love my grampy. 🥹

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i have some questions yet i find myself too afraid to seek answers

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I cry 🥺

bruh i used to hide out in the library in middle school during lunch to read because the lunchroom was overstimulating and i had so many bullies and so many issues with eating in front of people so i would just skip lunch and retreat into book time in the safety of the library, and one day the librarian came over and told me the library had started a new "lounge" for honors students in a little sideroom with comfy chairs where students could snack while they read if they want

and i was today years old when i realized i never saw a single other student in that little room that definitely held storage stuff before then and that the librarian absolutely made that up so i would have a safe space to read and be alone and eat in the library

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“Paula, my clothes are broken. 😟”

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Me, normally:

Me, when Mom Friend Mode is activated:

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Man I used to be the biggest FOB fan back in the day and I CACKLED at this.

i have a random issue with a handful of pre-srar fall out boy songs where I LOVE the the start of the song or just generally everything but the chorus, but the chorus itself i find kind of underwhelming (eg: ilalwtwiattgyo, ttotbo, igatrimeanomf, cfmrfrpfmsr, gblogbd(dyptstsasgts)

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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die.