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Fun fact: in the 80′s the Dutch Unemployed Union held ‘fridge raids’ to protest against poverty. 

They’d find out when a politician of big boss who upheld poverty and starvation wages was speaking at some public even, then they’d carefully break into his house with a LOT of people and they would eat EVERY piece of food in his house and leave the empty dished behind without taking anything else. 

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The moment you realize your girlfriend gave you crabs.

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My Curry Boyfriend (恋のカレー騒ぎ)

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Release dates (Android, iPhone) Japanese: April 13th, 2017 English: May 19th, 2017

“You go to school and help out at the curry shop where your parents work. Because you work at the shop all the time, you have no time to go out with your friends and meet new people.

Then one day, you see a couple at the shop next to yours eating curry together, and you say to yourself “ I want a boyfriend.” Then suddenly, you see a bright light from the curry that you have been stirring.

When you open your eyes, you see 4 attractive guys. They are from the curry kingdom who are looking for a wife in the human world. They were the curry fairies. They all want you to be their girlfriends, which one will you fall in love with?”

This is a free game by Genius LLC! You can get the Android version here or the iPhone version here.

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“if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot”

yo i’m straight not blind

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On a personal note: she is my new crush

Mistakes asside, Reality Leigh Winners is a hero, a patriot, ten times better than the rest of you who waited for a pee tape and a hundred times better than the people who “leak” by merely saying shit with out evidence anonymously so they don’t put their precious careers at risk.

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Just made this for the family.

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Jaffa Lava Cake

For my birthday(today) I’m making a new cake on sunday(A few days from now). This isn’t really a recipe because my recipe is mostly theoretical, as I’ve not made it yet. this is more of a spec sheet.

Yellow Vanilla Cake

Chocolate Ganache Center

Orange Glaze(Gran Marnier? Marmalade?)

Topped with a Candied Orange Peel in a 1/3-inch diameter curl half dipped in chocolate.

I also call it an Inverted Jaffa.

I have my own recipe to test, but if you’re seeing this, try it yourself it may work. and I ‘ll post my results.

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Happy Easter!

My family thinks I'm a failure.

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HOLY SHIT! THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS IS ON NETFLIX!

Me, Just Now.

And it’s the “Scary” Janine Glasses Era! 

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God Damn It, Internet! This is why we can’t have nice things!

I’m becoming more and more petty every day so I’ll just stop posting any work that took me more than 2 hours to draw and/or paint because there is literally No Point

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My (Fake) Wrestling Persona

Name: Lawryl Upsos Origin: The Gliese 876 Star System Finisher: The L.O.S.S.(Low Orbit Satellite Senton) - A High Angle Senton Bomb

Exiled from my home, I am essentially held prisoner by the gravity of your primitive planet. So I am forced to make my living by amusing you pitiful apes with feats of agility and strength.

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Dear Guest Commentators(especially heels),

When you are about to watch a match, when you take a seat behind that desk and put on the microphone headset, you have taken the job of Bard. You are not a fighter, you are a support player. The fighters are in the ring, they are who you are there to build up, make them seem larger than life. Every fight is someone's first with those particular combatants. So when you introduce one side as "overhyped" and then go on a three minute bitch fest over a wrestler who isn't even fucking there because you think everything should be about you, you are actively doing damage to the show. Heels are the worst, they think it makes them sound tough, but they sound whiney and unprofessional and they may as well go to a movie and talk on their cell phone. You are a bard. You tell tales of legendary warriors, you are not one of them. Sincerely, Joseph (5'11, 143lb, from Parts Unknown)

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Solo Darling, currently with Women of Honor.

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Tales of a Teenage Nerd

Girl on Bus(~16/17): Do you like cher?

Me(16): I don't know any of her songs.

Girl on Bus: If I could turn back time...?

Me:... you'd start this conversation over with a different singer?

(Note: she never introduced herself, she just jumped into the topic of Cher. she was pretty though.)