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esteban posting on tiktok "just two kids from normandy living our dream" made me want to SOB at work

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got a new phone and i miss sebastian vettel so seb phone wallpaper (+ variation with less stickers)

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u ever see pictures of charles leclerc and immediately understand why peasants were flocking to the catholic church despite not being able to read any religious text bc imagery like this fucks so hard

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missing seb hours 😔

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thinking about them <3

sometimes i just think about how could anybody think sebastian vettel is a straight man

i mean like, we can't forget:

"i love- i mean kimi's a great guy"

the time a reporter asked seb about his future in f1 and instead he talked about how he would never be as attractive as kimi

when someone asked seb "do you miss kimi as a teammate" and seb went "he's a great guy. i'm not in love with him"

never forget this moment:

a personal favorite:

and a little valtteri added in

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sebastian vettel

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adding on to this anybody got song recs that aren't on the playlist? (bonus if you know where in the playlist i should put the song(s))

did i make a dramatic ass brocedes playlist on spotify? yes, yes i did

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Max, after being given a tractor and losing his home GP:

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Charles: how far were you off?

Max: idk, 20 seconds?

Charles:

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they're plotting the mclaren downfall

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i forgot how happy seeing other people happy makes me and the podium always reminds me

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i missed seeing a lestappen podium so bad <33 i’ll take it

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if Nico Rosberg of all people feels the need to give you advice on how to manage team atmosphere...

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😭😭 people are so quick to make tiktoks about this, it's so funny I love it

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me getting ready to defend lando

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the choice to pit Lando first (positioning him in first and gaining priority) was certainly a choice.. like they could’ve spared Will from stressing about losing his job if they pitted Oscar first?? I blame this on the silly strategy and thank god Lando gave into the power of friendship cause if landoscar didn’t landoscar in that moment I fear the driver im backing would’ve been hunt down and killed with pitchforks by now

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McLaren losing with a 1-2 finish is honestly impressive. Talent