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I just saw a snake fly past my window?? Garm hasn’t left the apartment since.

-🧢📷 @vinny-of-ngtv-news

uhhhhhh 👀

snake sighting I guess?

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definitely old man yaoiing...

YAYYYYY

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I just watched N-pop Oni Hunters and it was amazing.

I was with my Friend, Sarah after I just brought a new Van thanks to a certain mechanic had ruined my last van.

I Heard Kai go past and. I kid you not, He was Singing How it’s done. From N-pop Oni hunters. I was about to tell him how good his singing until he noticed and realised what he was doing and then Ran off in embarrassment.

Kai, Your singing voice is incredible but why did you skittle off like a little gremlin???

-🎸!Anon

YAYAYAYAY IM GLAD YOU LIKE IT ITS SO GOOD

shoutout Sarah 🗣️🔥‼️

NEW VAN LETS GO

that's so w of him

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I think i saw Wu and Zanes dad hugging in the birch?

(Early seasons rp blog)

oh fr?

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Saw nya walking around with a gift in her hand...

Maybe it's someone's birthday?

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how curious...

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Please tell me why my siblings decided to dive tackle me at the worst times?

I already have back problems and they know this </3

-🔥

NOT THE DIVE TACKLE 😧

Back problems 😔

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NINJA SIGHTING!

okay so this was years ago, but do you remember when kai cole jay and zane turned into kids? well i was a kid back then and i only just remembered that i met them during that time! i met them at a park in ninjago city (i think they were trying to hide from the cops or something?) and i asked zane if he wanted to play dolls with me, but he seemed really nervous, and he told me that he didn't know how to play with dolls, so we didn't :(

ik its been years but if any of the ninja see this, please teach that nindroid how to play dolls!

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woah that's crazy 🫢

OMG NO NOT THE DOLLS 😧

that's so sad we should send fan mail with dolls 🙏trust me vro

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Lava sighting (?)

Okay, so, to preface this, i have to explain, that i live in the cornerest appartment of a building, and the building right near me is two stories tall, and i live on the third floor, so i have clear view and decent hearing range on whatever is going on. I even often see teens doing their harmlessly mischevious activities up there when it's daytime.

And so, the fire and earth ninja were parkouring to somewhere in their ninja fits, and one of the jumps they landed on that rooftop, but the earth ninja landed a little too on the edge, and almost fell, but the fire ninja caught him, and i heard em loud and clear, he said "woah, can't have you falling for anyhing but me, hot stuff". This was horrible, and what was worse, i heard earth ninja giggle while earth was pulling him up

I hate the fact that i have withnessed that. Send help.

(To clarify, i am totaly supporting as much as it's normal for a stranger to support a celebrity's relationships, i am just currently cringematised by being in hearing range of that godawfull pick up line lol-)

- 🍄 anon

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OH NO I HOPE HE DON'T FALL

🫢

The sillies ever

that pick up like us so cringe it loops back around to being cute smh 😔

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i see. well, it seems unnecessary to me to drag this out into a weeks long public argument. the kitchen is completely unusable at this point, so i suppose if you two really do not want to take care of it, then i suppose i do not mind doing it myself...

on an unrelated note, do you remember all of those times that i have died, shut down, or have been otherwise damaged in order to protect you all? that was pretty upsetting wasn't it?

anyway, i suppose i will go clean the kitchen now, all on my own...

-🧊

if you want things done right you gotta do them yourself 😔

NOT THE TRAUMA MENTION

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Hey so I live on the 4th floor near the fight and the Green Ninja smacked face first into my window. He left an imprint on the glass.

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that's rough.

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im the anon that had a car go through hir window!! my roommate and i had to evacuate into the sewers so were just gonna stay at his moms place lol (hes serpentine). but!! the lightning ninja was helping us evacuate and he was grumbling about some "giant rocky bullshit tantrum" so maybe watch out for rocks? or something?

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ooo cool! hope your apartment gets fixed soon

noted 🫡 will watch out for rocks

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Something IS happening at Buildover Heights! Unfortunately I nearly got hit by a rock when I went to investigate. I guess the earth ninja is on the scene too? - 🗞️

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huh.

well, let's hope it's done soon. if I have to evacuate at THIS hour I'm just gonna stay here and accept my fate 🥀

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heads up to everyone downtown rn!! a car just crashed into my living room (i live on the 12th floor) and then the water ninja yelled "shit fuck sorry!!" so i think the ninja are fighting something. im too scared to check out my window (there could be debris flying in lol)

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so something is definitely happening at buildover heights...

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Hm. I might be crazy. But I'm like 80% sure I saw a flash of blue and green out of the corner of my eye, then felt and heard a big ass explosion from my apartment. Possible Lightning and Green ninja sighting.

Anyways, anyone @ or around 282 Buildover Heights might wanna get your backup generators ready if these two are around, my power was out for like 8 hours last time Jay was on this block 😭🙏 and I know damn well Lloyd is no better

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thanks for sharing! let's hope no one gets hit by a car or something

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LLOYD GARMADON SPOTTING

i was sitting at a cafe and he walked in with head phones on. he sat down at a nearby booth and fsm the volume was UP.

on the first spinjitzu master he was blasting n-pop oni hunter songs.

i dont blame him, they slap, but isnt he part oni? is he secretly rumi? IS N-POP ONI HUNTERS ABOUT LLOYD?

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OH MY GOSH WHAT IF IT IS.

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JAY DID NOT PAY ME SHIT. HES A LIAR.

-🔥

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Why are my friends idiots?

(This is very targeted. You know who you are.)

-🔥

unsure. good luck with that