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None of y’all are talking about how Shane basically chased Ryan into that lighthouse like that must have been intimidating lmao he’s so tall

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ryan says the sweetest thing by saying you forget that you’re in horrible places when you’re with shane, but then follows it up with “not like he’s my daddy” said in the WEIRDEST way ever is my least favorite thing ever

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ryan: shane: *aggressively affirms friendship*

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shane madej rlly said “if aliens destroy earth theyre valid and i thank them” and u know what? kin

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shane licking ryan’s case file because he’s Like That

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undeniably the highest point of buzzfeed unsolved was when we noticed shane being oddly quiet during the whole episode and we thought he had finally experienced fear or at least concern or something but then it turned out he was just having food poisoning from cheap hotdogs

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It took the Loser’s Club twenty seven years to defeat It Shane could have done it in one minute alone.

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I love buzzfeed unsolved the way they just *clences fist* don’t solve a fucking thing

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"look, I am not going to pass judgement on a family that is going through grieving... But let me pass some judgement here"

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i really like that shane and ryan so quickly jump on creepy men in their cases

like it’s a low bar but it’s just really relaxing to be able to watch two men talk about cases where women and children are ya know, not treated real well and knowing that they’re gonna be harsh on the perpetrators

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Its good to know the ghoul boys are pro-choice and its nice to see them publicly state that on their largest & most well known platform

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shane “let’s say i look like kim kardashian” “cause you do yeah” madej, honestly the resemblance is uncanny

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aggressively shouting “you’re my FRIEND!!!!!” at each other is just peak ryan and shane behaviour

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what no i’m not crying mind your business oh god he’s so beautiful i’m sobbing i’m dehydrated

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i feel like i’m losing my mind

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watching “the impossible disappearance of dorothy arnold” like

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the impossible disappearance of dorothy arnold: a summary