whatthelek

[whatthelek]

Lek

OH YEAH

[whatthelek]

Hey Lek. Lek, hey. Lek. Derek. Derek Leckenby. Lek. Lek Lek Lek Lek Lek Lek Lek Lek. Hey hey hey. Derek. Derek "Lek" Leckenby. Lek the Lengend.

oh yeah

[whatthelek]

LEK

yeah

[whatthelek]

date a boy whos smile is as bright and warm as the sun

[whatthelek]

i sure hope so

PSA

@whatthelek is a fool

[whatthelek]

for love

PSA

@whatthelek is a fool

[whatthelek]

Anything for my friend pal guy

Nerd

Excuse me?

[whatthelek]

Okay

@ anonymous dude

What the fuck did you just fucking say about my friend, you little hater? I’ll have you know I did not graduate top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I have not been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, but I have over 300 confirmed roasts. I am trained in lead guitar warfare and I’m the top guitarist in a British boy band. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to my friend over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for my rumpest roast, asshole. The juiciest, spiciest, rumpest roast that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can play several severely dissonant guitar chords to you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed air guitar, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Peter's entire ass rump roast factory and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Nerd

Excuse me?

[whatthelek]

But they're anonymous how will I know they got my feedback

Nerd

Excuse me?

[whatthelek]

Album: Blaze

Artist: Herman’s Hermits

Year: 1967

[whatthelek]

They said nerd

Nerd

Excuse me?