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This might be Derek Guy's greatest masterpiece.

(The Twitter thread is probably easier to read and easier to look at the images, but I wanted to make sure it got preserved. Images are the tweets.)

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The sign posted outside of Blunt's office

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is donna properly aware that the doctor doesn't always regenerate into david tennant or

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aaaaand it's Christmas!

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i just want everyone to know i watched the hogfather yesterday

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my friend who is sitting in the same room as me just silently emailed me this

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guess who

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Seasonal Affective Disorder is just emotional scurvy, all my core wounds are reopening and they won't be fixed until the big lemon in the sky comes back

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Found the most forlorn looking lil guy on iNaturalist the other night

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Best RPF Ship - FINAL!

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ITS BLACK FRIDAY, THE DAY OF WIGGLY. ALL HAIL WIGGLY!!!!

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Andy Zaltzman is one of the Taskmaster contestants of all time. He shows up to the Taskmaster house in full cricket gear, including shin guards and a bat. He offers powdered trampoline as a prize task. He continuously dresses in costume in the studio for no adequately explored reason. He created a children's television character with the catchphrase "You can't eat ice cream when you're burning in hell." His team correctly deduced that he was being compelled to lie when he claimed to not know what velvet was. He nicknamed his penis The Nexus of Truth. Absolute legend

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[ID: Three screencaps from Taskmaster. Sam Campbell says, "Can I ask questions?" Greg Davies replies, "You can ask me one." Sam asks, "Are you a child of divorce?" End ID.]

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TASKMASTER S01 E05, "Little denim shorts" (2015) TASKMASTER S18 E08, "Nexus of Truth" (2024)

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What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.

--Terry Pratchett, Going Postal