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This is the best email I’ve gotten all year

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the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry

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i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

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add another clove of garlic im not driving

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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

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"Inshalla he will OD soon" fucking sent me

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i'm not going to lie. i would do this all the time

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FOR PARENTS OF YOUNG KIDS IN THE US!

Someone over on bluesky posted this and I figured I'd better repost it here. It's the pre-RFK 2025 vaccination schedule for babies and young children, ya know, just in case it mysteriously disappears. Save this and give it to your child's pediatrician; tell them this is the schedule you want your child on.

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*struggles while writing* i suck and writing is hard

*remembers some ppl use ai* i am a creative force. i am uncorrupted by theft and indolence. i am on a journey to excellence. it is my duty to keep taking joy in creating.

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