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I dont really use tumblr at all anymore but I was looking through it for #adolescentarchive reasons and HEY GUESS WHAT

I am now someone who sometimes has fulfilled crushes on close female friendships.

I have decided this is where my babydyke stage ends?

Hi I am emily I have unfulfilled crushes towards close female friendships because apparently I am just a baby lesbian for life.

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I think about this post a lot

19 year old “I’ve had enough/I’m not your property as from today” Britney.

20 year old “ I tell ‘em what I like, What I want, And what I don’t, But every  time I do I stand corrected” Britney.

26 year old “I’m ‘Mrs.-Most-likely-to-get-on-the-tv-for-stripping-on-the-streets-while-the-getting-the-groceries.’ No, forreal are you kidding me no wonder there’s panic in the industry, I mean please.” Britney.

(27 year old Britney, whose father is named her conservator)

30 year old “Lately I been stuck imagining what I wanna do and what I really think” Britney

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loved one: sorry, i can’t hang out! i have plans with other people 

my hellbrain’s instincts: wow you love them more tha- 

me, ignoring her and working on being a better person: that’s okay! i hope you have fun! can we hang out some other time?

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previous post brought to you by “when your friend says she wishes you’d been at the bar with her and HER close female friend crush”

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Hi I am emily I have unfulfilled crushes towards close female friendships because apparently I am just a baby lesbian for life.

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!!!!!

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Fox news just @ me next time

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[Drawing of a white and red jellyfish saying “You’re already doing great.” in white text on a red speech bubble.]

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If you win THIS auction item, you can force your opponent to relive the entirety of 2016

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These ladies rock!💋

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REBLOG IF YOU ARE JEWISH, SUPPORT JEWISH PEOPLE, OR JUST WANT TO PUNCH NAZIS IN THE FACE

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what she says: I'm fine

what she means: What the fuck kind of custody arrangement does The Parent Trap family have? Whose idea was it to take one kid each and never speak to each other again? Never even tell the daughter they're raising that they're a twin? Nobody hates their ex-spouse that much, and if you do you definitely don't want that person raising one of your kids. Why are the extended family and friends going along with this? Were they sworn to secrecy? Why? How did they choose who would take which twin? Did they both just have a clear favorite? How do you not eat yourself alive with guilt over a decision like that? Why did they make it in the first place? Did a judge make the decision? Who the fuck was THAT guy? Either the family in The Parent Trap have some incredibly dark secrets that weren't explored in the movies (original or remake) or they're the worst "good" parents in fictional family history.

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crying about this. I know Hermione-as-jewish isn’t canon, buttt.... 

like a girl whose family is in the UK because of kindertransport, who understood that “alarmism” could save lives.... would absolutely absolutely have memory charmed her parents at the age of 14 after seeing where the wizarding world was going after GoF...

I’ve just come to the realisation that Hermione Granger probably memory charmed her parents and packed them off to Australia long before she told Harry and Ron she’d done it at the beginning of Deathly Hallows.

She literally never goes home from Goblet of Fire onwards, spending her summers with the boys instead. In GoF she’s remarkably blase about her teeth, something her dentist parents would have noticed and felt hurt about. 

If I were to guess, I’d say she probably did it after the wizarding world cup when she’d seen exactly how the wizarding world treats muggles and decided not to let that happen to her folks. Hermione knows which way the wind is blowing and gets in early. She’d be more than capable of doing it. 

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Ink I want right now

a semicolon (;) behind one ear and an interrobang (?!) behind the other. a diet inca kola can... somewhere. my mixed girl tattoo. A house for hermit crab

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yesterday friends told me they can see the change in me and its fucking terrifying