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"Is this-- milk drinking a habit of yours?" "I think my parents were hoping it would make me taller." "I'm Tim Laughlin by the way." "Pleased to meet you, Tim Laughlin."
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PEDRO PASCAL Someday dir. Spike Jonze | Apple Airpods Commercial
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I feel like "thanks to bisexuals and gen z" deserves a place in the tumblr meme phrases
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Now I need a drarry fic based off this. Fuck sectumsempra, what if this is the curse Harry put on Draco during 6th year? What then!*!?@*

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heirlooms by twnkwlf
draco/harry | rated E | 45k words | complete post-war | secret relationship | sex to feelings
Seven years after everything, Harry is busy ignoring the past until Draco Malfoy suddenly re-enters his orbit. Together, they find out what the war left behind.
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counterclaim by twnkwlf
6k words | explicit | drarry tags: lawyer draco malfoy, daddy kink, divorce, marriage
“Luckily I’m your solicitor and not your husband.” It took Draco a great deal of effort to keep his voice flat. “The hour is billable whether you show up or not.” Potter collapsed into the waiting seat on the other side of the desk. “Lucky me.”
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So wait, the heartfelt instagram thank you was really to show off his $25,000 Dylan jacket. Thats.........
https://www.vogue.com/article/timothee-chalamet-bob-dylan-jacket-hearts-of-fire-auction
Imagine if the person you're making this film about (WHO IS STILL ALIVE BTW) actually gave a fuck. Or, their branding gave a fuck, to gift something to this main acTOUR who spent 5 years of his lyfeeeee, full pandemic in the middle of millions of people dying and putting him off the original schedule how dare they, really. But who did all that and the old man WHO IS STILLLL ALIIIIVE, couldn't even be arsed to give him a jacket.
Did the money at least go to charity or?
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How you feeling on this completely normal day (15th of March)?
gutted.
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I. JUST. HAD. A. CONVERSATION. WITH. JONNY. MOTHER FUCKING. BAILEY!!!

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