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holy shit
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whatimpunsexual · 11 days
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ignore that the perspective looks like shit. this is really funny to me
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reblog to give somebody a fucking hug because we are all struggling to get through it. solidarity in this tough ass world.
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whatimpunsexual · 15 days
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what does oml stand for
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I took a nap and forgot Belphegor existed, so when I woke up and saw this thing it jump-scared me
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I’m posting this at 1 AM (source)
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whatimpunsexual · 15 days
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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.
- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.
- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.
- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.
That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️
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My boyfriend didn’t go to university until he was 28 because he didn’t feel anywhere near ready when he was 18. He graduated with first-class honours, went on to do a Masters, and is now a history teacher. It’s so much more important to do things when you’re able to fully commit to them and do them to the best of your ability than to rush to do them by an imaginary deadline.
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compliments from girls go hard
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