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The fact that Parks and Rec is trending because of Ron Swanson 94 Meetings Day but Donald Trump's indictment isn't says something about this website. I don't know what it is but it says something

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stargate atlantis is the funniest stargate series because they kill SO many people. stargate atlantis is what happens when you don't have daniel jackson being like 'JUST because their skulls are SEE THROUGH doesn't mean that they don't have RIGHTS jack' every episode. you get john shepard posted up in the rafters of atlantis mowing down like 12 genii with an entire p90 magazine. you get lieutenant ford kicking a guy's legs out from underneath him and stealing his gun and putting him in a headlock. you get teyla whipping out her eskrima sticks and beating a guy senseless. you get ronon literally exploding a guy's chest. and it RULES

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"Average person dies 100 times in a lifetime" statistic is inaccurate. Daniel Jackson who works at the sgc and dies whenever he's slightly inconvenienced is an outlier and should not have been counted

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This is going to be controversial, but I love everything they did with the show. Spoilers: They made it very clear it was gonna be anthing like the books, so I took that and ran with what they did. Like no slow-burn wesper? Thank god, good slow-burns in TV shows are so very rarely done right. And who knows if we would have ever had enough season to do that justice. Of course there were very few scenes with Matthias he was in prison. Anyone expecting anything else is insane. Alina with a shadow cut and a smirk at the end, whilst being engaged to Nikolai? Love it, let's be real, no one liked her losing her magic. Mal going off to be a pirate (sorry, privateer) honestly he deserves it, he bores me, but at least he'll have fun. Kaz was popping off the whole time, and Inej was so right for only wanting him so long as she could have him, they're obviously gonna get together when he goes through therapy for himself. Inej on the ship? Yes, with Tolya?? Yes, I like this. Even if it's only till Kaz gets therapy. Nina popped off. Genya popped off, even if they spent the whole time vaguely saying her name wrong. David, my love, I'm so sorry. You deserved better, as in not being dead. That might be my only complaint. Also, Tamar and Nadia needed more screen time. But loved it 10/10

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Julius Caeser, 44 BC: Let me see what you have!

Senators:

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Just watched the Menu, and I totally thought it was gonna be about cannibals as all food movies tend to be. Loved the food, looked really good, was a pretty funny comedy, and had me laugh more than once. Stunning visuals, 6.6/10

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So, apparently Leigh Bardugo has mentioned several times that the SaB Netflix series will be like a fanfiction of the books and if that is true IT BETTER BE A EVERYBODY LIVES/NOBODY DIES TYPE OF FANFIC AND I MEAN THAT FOR ONE CHARACTER AND ONE CHARACTER ONLY, I-

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I've found the ultimate way to tell if someone is a good actor or not. When two actors hug, if it is possible to put a balloon between them, they're not good actors, because no one hugs like that. It literally makes no sense. And immediately takes me out of the show/movie I'm watching.

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evil infodumping where you just tell lies

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I was thinking about this and got curious

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If Hurley isn't your favorite character on LOST you didn't watch the show right.

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These r too cute bro

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