whateveriscatchy
für eine nacht
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she/her. late 20s. Louie Larrie.
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whateveriscatchy · 10 hours ago
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The wings give an extra lift
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whateveriscatchy · 10 hours ago
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March 25th 2015 was a Wednesday,
October 16th was a Wednesday,
November 6th was a Wednesday,
And today, November 20th is also a Wednesday.
Let me also remind you that
December 7th 2016 was also a Wednesday
And March 13th 2019 was a Wednesday as well.
This fucking day is cursed for directioners and one direction.
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whateveriscatchy · 10 hours ago
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I know now is not the time but I can't help how I feel. I just don't get why the boys wouldn't put on a united front at the funeral.///
Hello...I'm starting to see ALOT of comments like these so I'm going to chime in here. I know an American journalist who was there representing a large American news outlet. There was quite literally a bounty of sorts to get a picture of the 4 of them together. So..long story short...there was a conscious decision on their part to not let that happen. Arriving separately...pairing up etc. They wanted to keep the focus where it belongs..not on "One Direction". IF anything comes out..it'll most likely be on their terms. It's actually pretty impressive how they went at this as a unit to control the narrative. Anyone who says "they hate each other" couldn't be more WRONG.
And there you have their united front. Good for them. I’m sure there would be a HUGE amount of money paid for a photo of them interacting. God, that is so infuriating.
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whateveriscatchy · 13 hours ago
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whateveriscatchy · 1 day ago
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the intimacy of sleeping together, but not in a sexual way. the intimacy of feeling the warmth of their body in a cool room. their hands hugging you tightly. the intimacy of synchronized breathing. sleepy half-kisses. feeling safe. feeling warm. waking up and realizing how much you love them. how precious this is. finding the happiness on the tip of your fingers, brushing their hair. closing your eyes again. pulling closer. falling asleep.
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whateveriscatchy · 1 day ago
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not surprising but still disgusting to see how quick the media has taken photos and footage of liam’s funeral and trying to make headlines about “one direction finally reuniting” like read the fucking room. one of them is being laid to rest into the ground today. this is not a reunion. this is one of their funerals. have at least a shred of respect and dignity. shut the everloving fuck up
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whateveriscatchy · 2 days ago
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whateveriscatchy · 2 days ago
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IM SCREAMING
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whateveriscatchy · 2 days ago
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IM SCREAMING
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whateveriscatchy · 3 days ago
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when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for
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whateveriscatchy · 3 days ago
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my brain, computing math wrong: you're pretty fucking stupid
me: you think i'm pretty? 😌
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whateveriscatchy · 3 days ago
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My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.
"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."
My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.
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whateveriscatchy · 4 days ago
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helpful tattoo reminder: they are technically Injuries so u have to eat a lot of calories drink a lot of water and sleep a lot after so your body can Heal The Injury
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whateveriscatchy · 4 days ago
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i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.
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whateveriscatchy · 4 days ago
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Goncharov (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese
“The greatest mafia movie (n)ever made.”
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whateveriscatchy · 4 days ago
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just saw a fanfic on ao3 have a dedication for chatgpt... that section is meant for your horny perverted mutual who proofread your work, you violated sacred law and you will be torn apart and laid bare btw
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