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subtle hinting is OVER i want open and direct ravenous thirsting
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#death tw#i cant help but think that im a shitty cat mom#maybe if i were better maybe my cat wouldve had a chance#did she even know how much i love her#im maudlin sorry#i just miss her#and i hope i did everything i could for her
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No, I am not 'hoarding craft supplies.' I am sourcing materials for a very big project that will be revealed to me at a later date- perhaps in a dream.
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every time you see a headline like this

I want you to remember these ones







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so few people understand the art of the pseudo nap
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we need block appeal on this site i need to be able to argue my merit to people who hate me for one (1) thing i said so that i can reblog their good posts
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I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal
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openin’ the door to the microwave one second early because you don’t need all the hootin’ and hollerin’
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You’ve heard of Friday I’m in Love, now get ready for Tuesday I’m Very Nervous.
#wouldnt it be cool if there was a song for every day of the week#like imagine if the cure DID do that#but also i will forever love the fact the cure made friday im in love#oh man i wanna listen to the cure again
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my notes app is a wonderful place with lots of little forgotten treasures for me to find later and appreciate my poetic brilliance 😌

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#oh no#i need to prepare for bed#but my car is cuddling#i can’t disturb her#she hasn’t cuddled with me in days#it’s fine I’m fine maybe i can just#idk#OH MY GOD SHE’S PURRING SO LOUD#i can’t leave now for sure
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exploiting our loss while never nominating one direction or their solo works until it was too late does not go unnoticed recording academy
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#its a bit wild because i get using caps lock for more than one letter#i do that#but for single letters?? like capitalization?#isnt that more work than just holding it and then letting it go after one letter?#i’d have to click the caps lock twice for single capitalization!#but then again maybe its easier for some people#i do hold pens and pencils weird when i write so i have no room to judge
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