whataradscavver

[whataradscavver]

*: ･ﾟ✧   the walking dead season 3 episode 5.

feel free to change pronouns, wording, etc. as needed!

“ cold drinks?”

“ now, if you would just drop me a hint about tonight.”

“ mere words cannot adequately describe the festivities ahead.”

“ it’s nap time now.”

“ take it easy.”

“ it’s alright… hey, i’m here.”

“ i still love you. you know that, right?”

“ you with me?”

“ we ain’t losing nobody else.”

“ i’m going for a run.”

“ i’ll back you up.”

“ too many pile up, we got ourselves a problem.”

“ i haven’t had much luck.”

“ is there any place that hasn’t been completely looted?”

“ we’ve built a place we can call home.”

“ maybe held together with duct tape and string, but it works.”

“ it’s ours. i’ll take it.”

“ today, we celebrate how far we’ve come.”

“ we remember those we’ve lost.”

“ i’m suggesting we delay a couple of days.”

“ we can’t wait. everything’s ready.”

“ i love a party as much as the next fella.”

“ trust me, i love a party.”

“ we’re using a lot of resources.”

“ i thought you love a party.”

“ come on, lighten up for christ’s sake.”

“ i like fun.”

“ you know, i’ve been working on an experiment all week.”

“ what are you asking?”

“ how long do you need?”

“ i don’t need long.”

“ how about you enjoy yourself tonight, and then begin over in the morning, huh?”

“ you get off on that? poking around other people’s things?”

“ we got nothing to hide here.”

“ people with nothing to hide don’t usually feel the need to say so.”

“ we all have our secrets, huh?”

“ you got the wrong idea about me.”

“ i’m just a guy trying to do right by the people i care for.”

“ so you want me to take choice out of the equation.”

“ you want me to kick you out.”

“ this is a real problem for me.”

“ people follow the rules, and whether or not it’s true, they believe it’s what keeps them alive.”

“ you’ve turned that upside down. you’ve broken the rules.”

“ if i don’t do anything, i invite anarchy.”

“ how’d it go?”

“ do we have a problem?”

“ i can handle this.”

“ how’s the perimeter look?”

“ need help?”

“ sorry you lost ‘em.”

“ part of me wishes that we killed them all on sight.”

“ it’s wrong, but… i’d trade any number of people for ours any day.”

“ what’s wrong? __ said it was urgent.”

“ i need your help.”

“ you can’t steal something that’s yours.”

“ why would you have captive biters?”

“ there’s a good reason i don’t want to go into right now.”

“ you make people uncomfortable.”

“ you put my back against the wall here.”

“ what are you saying?”

“ i’m saying what works out there don’t work in here.”

“ you know, we’re not barbarians.”

“ we got to talk.”

“ we got to go.”

“ he told me what happened.”

“ you’re freaking people out. you’re freaking me out.”

“ we can escape there after dark.”

“ we are not prisoners here.”

“ no one who comes here leaves.”

“ what are you talking about?”

“ it’s safe. there’s food, there’s shelter. there’s people, for god’s sake.”

“ that’s what they show you. but you can’t leave unless they make you.”

“ you are not making any sense.”

“ maybe you need to sit for a minute.”

“ you need to trust me.”

“ you need to give me more to go on.”

“ i think we need this.”

“ i want to give this place a real shot.”

“ breaking into houses? that is not trying. that is sabotaging.”

“ this place is not what they say it is.”

“ everybody’s worried about you.”

“ you shouldn’t be in here.”

“ you don’t have to do this all by yourself. okay?”

“ why don’t you just come on out with me? okay?”

“ yeah… yeah… it’s me.”

“ we got us a bite.”

“ we’re gonna have to kill it.”

“ hold on. there’s something interesting in it’s eyes.”

“ so don’t kill it?”

“ get your hands dirty for once, huh?”

“ i tell you what, i take back anything i said about that jacket.”

“ check this one out, he’s almost as ugly as you.”

“ company’s close. stay tight.”

“ i’m not putting that in my bag.”

“ where you off to in such a hurry, huh?”

“ you’re breaking my heart running away like that.”

“ you told us we were free to come and go whenever we liked.”

“ sweetheart, nothing personal here, but you’re gonna have to step back.”

“ see? there’s always a reason why we can’t leave yet.”

“ now if i was you, i’d find some shelter before nightfall.”

“ do you hear yourself?”

“ how can you know that?”

“ i didn’t ask for that.”

“ that’s what friends do for each other.”

“ that was no life.”

“ i’m tired. i’m tired - i don’t have another eight months in me. not like that.”

“ what about me?”

“ i’m afraid you’re gonna disappear.”

“ we always talked about this place, didn’t we? a refuge.”

“ are you coming or not?”

“ don’t do this. don’t give me an ultimatum. not after everything.”

“ you’d just slow me down anyway.”

“ i’m sorry things didn’t work out with your friend.”

“ weird to lose someone by their own choice.”

“ not sure this will make you feel better, but i’m sure you could use a drink.”

“ i’ve got the best seats in the house.”

“ it’s a little loud.”

“ i’m gonna kick your ass one-handed. oh, to hell with that. no-handed!”

“ want some more?”

“ hey. hey! where you going?”

“ what the hell is this?”

“ it’s a way to blow off steam.”

“ this is… this is sick!”

“ well, look around. everyone’s having a great time.”

“ it’s barbaric.”

“ we pull out the biter’s teeth.”

“ that’s crazy.”

“ people need entertainment.”

“ we’re reducing these things. y’know… we’re controlling them.”

“ we’re shining a light on the monster under the bed.”

“ it’s fun. it makes people feel better about the whole thing.”

“ you’re teaching them that walkers aren’t dangerous.”

“ i’m teaching them not to be afraid.”

[whataradscavver]

(Starling) “Just so you know, that could’ve gone a lot worse.”

[Prompt]

Asher grit his teeth, squeezing his eyes shut in an attempt to block out the pain. Starling's comment, however, had his eyes snapping open.

"Aye?! I could'a gotten shot in both me ass-cheeks!?"

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“What is wrong with you?”

[Prompt]

Asher squinted in disbelief at the trader before rolling his eyes and leveling her with an exaggerated smile coated in sarcasm.

"We ain't got enough time in the world fer that conversation."

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(Starling) “There’s stew in the pot if you’re hungry.”

[Prompt]

"Thanks, darling," he said, grabbing a bowl from where they were kept and making his way towards the pot as if it was second nature to him. Which, by now, it almost was. Being in charge of Jay's wellbeing seemed to have domesticated the man just enough to be invited to dinner more often than not.

"Where's the salty lass? She have too much Cram and get stuck in the pot again?"

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(Matthew) “Can I trust you to stay here?”

[Prompt]

"If yer wantin' me to pretend to be yer lil' dog, Matty, yer gonna have to be nicer to me first," Asher replied with a sly smile, yet he planted his ass in a chair nonetheless.

"Don't be upset if I go wanderin' if ya take too long."

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“ let me talk to them first.”

[Prompt]

Asher let out a sigh and looked towards the sky as if searching for strength to get him out of this situation. Regardless, he motioned for Willa to continue on ahead of him.

"Go on, then."

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(Grant) “I knew what I was getting into.”

[Prompt]

"Right, but ye love me so much ye agreed to it anyway," he taunted, grinning widely at the man's exasperated expression. "It's why our relationship is so strong, Grace."

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(Matthew) “Wait, you two know each other?”

[Prompt]

“Aye, we’ve been acquainted before,” he replied and offered a nod in greeting to the one-eyed marksman who was passing by. He got a nod in return, and once Boyd was out of earshot, Asher shook his head and let an exaggerated shiver travel through his body.

“Gives me the creeps.”

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(grant) “Why are you following me?”

[Prompt]

“Because yer the love of me life, Gladys,” came the reply, drenched in heavy sarcasm. Taking the opportunity to pass by the man, Asher added, “and yeh walk too damn slow.”

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(Starling) “You okay? You were kind of a mess last night.”

[Prompt]

“All in a day’s hard work,” Asher replied, eyes closed shut as he sipped from a piping hot mug of jet black coffee. 

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(Slim) “I’m… just… trying to wrap my brain around this.”

[Prompt]

Asher glanced over at the young man, brows furrowed. He didn’t think there was much to understand, but Slim also struck Asher as a little sheltered at times. 

“Alright, well... if yeh got questions, ask away.”

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(Starling) “He’s got no reason to lie.”

[Prompt]

"Everyone’s got reasons to lie,” Asher scoffed in response, shaking his head at her naivety. Something about the man struck Asher the wrong way, though he couldn’t put his finger on exactly what.

“I’m just sayin’ -- I don’t trust ‘em.”

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“Who are they?”

[Prompt]

“Some trader, I guess,” he said with a shrug, motioning towards the door. “Said they got books from yeh not too long ago and wanted to see if yeh had anything new or if yeh wanted to see what they had found or something. He didn’t have a gun on me, so I figured he’s a nice enough lad. Weird, though.”

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(Grant) “I’m working on it!”

[Prompt]

“Work faster, Gertrude!” the scavver snapped, kicking a feral that had managed to scramble up to their position. The feral took out two more snarling ferals as it rolled backwards and Asher pulled out his gun to take aim and try to prevent anymore from reaching them.

“Much faster!”

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(Slim) “What is that you’re eating?”

[Prompt]

“Trader said it was mirelurk jerky,” he replied while chewing, before holding the stick of meat out towards Slim. “It’s not bad. Want some?”

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(Slim) “I can see why you were so excited.”

[Prompt]

“Course I’m excited, I ain’t ever seen one’a these things in such good shape,” Asher exclaimed, holding up the feline-shaped clock with a grin. “Look how fuckin’ adorable this thing is.”

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(Starling) “He’s saying you can shove it.“

[Prompt]

“Oh, I’m sure Gilbert would love for me to shove somethin’ up his arse,” he replied with a roll of his eyes and a shake of his. “Too bad for him, I ain’t interested... and I don’t even got standards, so you know it’s drivin’ him wild.”