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Where did you people who had the Pledge of Allegiance in HIGH SCHOOL live? We didn't even have it in middle school. This was a small mid-Michigan town in the 1990s. It was working class, lower middle class, and farming people.
Dear Tumblrs, there is way too much assertion of facts not in evidence on this site.
#small Midwest town#pretty sure we did it every single day from k thru 12#although when i went through my obnoxious atheist phase i made a real big show of skipping the “under god” part
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spin the wheel and assign an animal to prev
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I hope someone shows him this image 🥹 I think he would love it

(obeygiant on instagram)
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reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock
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Try this buzzfeed quiz it’s fun.
#fairly certain the quiz maker doesnt know how old millennials are?#these are all familiar to me as a millenial
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No one asked but i found my COVID journal under the cut


Going through these is fucking WILD
Do you remember what you spent 2020 doing?
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Do you remember what you spent 2020 doing?
#taking LOTS of walks and subsequently being tanner than I've ever been#waking up at 4am just to sit in silence with my coffee and try to work before my 2 year old got up#recording the daily death tolls in my journal#dancing with my son to the Zootopia song and having a sudden realization that He Is The Important Thing In Life#grieving the recent death of my father and processing it through painting#watching those fucked daily press conferences with my husband and wondering if we were witnessing the end of society as we knew it#2020 is a blur of very vivid emotions and snapshots of hyperspecific moments
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It would be so much easier to block youtube on my kid's laptop, or make a rule that turns off the internet after an hour or two, but instead I hide the laptop in more and more creative places around the house where he can only use it if he manages to FIND it first.
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You want to see what I've been working on for these past few months?? Check it out!! This thing is filled with little details that I will share under a cut. Let me know if you can find all 8 butterflies ;)

Let's walk around the outside first, shall we? This little stone circle used to be a wishing well, but it's been lovingly filled in with flowers and vines. Our local pollinators love it! If any of the gardens are feeling a little dry, there's an old, rusty watering can under the window for your convenience. Then, we can follow this little walking path...

...To another little flower bed! This one was just being worked in--see the shovel leaning on the side?

On the other side of the house, we've got a pretty pink fenced-in bed and some tropical plants.

My favorite features are the hanging gardens--and it looks like someone else likes them too!

Let's get ready to head inside! First, we'll walk by this beautiful flower bed, with potted flowers sitting on the mossy steps.

Make sure to help yourself to the little bowl of fruit on the table, as you read the folded-up newspaper on the bookshelf, or one of the many books scattered throughout the house. They'll be put away someday... or not! Those wind chimes by the window make a lovely sound as they blow in the breeze.

When you're done reading, you can check out the piano and guitar. There's some teeny tiny sheet music you can use, or just make up something of your own! Craving quiet instead? Well, then head upstairs!

Work on some paintings, or just sit by the little reflecting pool and listen to the sound of water and think about how nice it is to live in your own botanical garden!
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I need everyone to know that instead of the stock photos it comes with, my mom is putting actual pictures of her cats in her latest miniature kit

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The last medication you took is now your wizard name, are you happy with it?
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happy autism awareness day to all the girls who had “ friends” growing up who were actually bullying them . to the girls who always sat alone in the grass and wondered why nobody wanted to talk . to the girls who spoke to animals like they were listening . to the girls who created a little world in their room . to the girls who always felt ashamed for how deeply they love things and how passionately they enjoyed media . to the girls who covered their ears when they were overwhelmed by everything . to the girls who carrying a special thing around to feel safe . to the girls who never understood what they did wrong to feel so lonely . to the girls who were diagnosed later in life because they weren’t little boys who liked trains. you are so special and beautiful and you’re not worse for it, you love deeply and that is so wonderful please never try to push that down . I LOVE YOU !!!!!
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vanity fair
holy shit 😍😍😍
#if one could possibly pick a favorite it would have to be the suit with purple pants#he looks AMAZING and also I would like a pair of those pants in my size pls#oh we are eating well this morning#pedro pascal
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It's giving "Mom i throwed up"

i don’t know what they’re talking about i don’t see any underwear.
oh. oh…
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