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shoutouts to Essek Thelyss who, seven years ago, didn’t have friends, barely had family (he trusted his brother but didn’t speak to him), who was cold and frustrated and selfish—who now has a family made up of his friends, who helps people he barely knows, who has reconnected with his brother such that they can rib each other without fear of the relationship souring, who has a home full of warmth and love.
shoutouts to Essek who is still awkward and abrasive at times, but who—even while living in secret—is more open and kind and willing to care.
I love him I love him
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It will never stop being entertaining to me that the CritRole cast just brute-forced Essek floating into being canon. Matt explicitly said when he was introduced that he was just so elegant that his footsteps were near undetectable and that it appeared like he was almost gliding, but the rest of the cast just kept pushing "Nah that dude's floating I'm sure of it" until eventually Matt caved and now it's one of Essek's most recognizable character traits, to the point that he has to stop when he's undercover.
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I’d hold out for a third and finally successful assassination attempt, but the idea of a jd Vance pregnancy does not make me feel any better
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cowboys never die. they just ride off into the sunset
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I just wanna know if love wins before America loses
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I know nothing about Critical Role. These are some characters' impressions I got based on fanart
• fabulously dressed lavender tiefling ready to slay
• twin(?) elven siblings with long-ass generic pill names. I think archwizard Xanax and magister Ibuprofen are an actual part of their bloodline.
• unhinged little goblin that laughs in the face of gender identity
• that one two-colored half-orc that is tuskless(?) for some reason so I'm assuming Trauma™
• pink-haired Greenpeace firbolg
• that one ginger human wizard (?) that gets shipped with EVERY. SINGLE. CHARACTER in this damn fandom. Seriously, he gets passed around like a blunt. Also, I've never seen a single fanart of that man where he doesn't look absolutely MISERABLE, so I'm assuming he's some kind of depressed Victorian child.
I love DnD and I'm about to watch Critical Role for the first time after years spent seeing fanart made by the fandom without having any context. This are the characters I know about so far, and I've got no idea if this is the right impression or not. NOBODY CORRECT ME, I have to figure it out on my own. ( Btw I've no idea how many campaign this has or what season each character is from.)
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women in STEM (shitty posture, tired all the time, eyebags, miserable)
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En Anglais, on ne dit pas “quatre vingt dix neuf”, on dit “ninety nine” qu'on pourrait traduire comme “Hurr durr, regardez mois, j'ai un système de numérotation fonctionnel” et je crois que c'est magnifique.
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The Mighty Nein: Yeah sure we'll go attack another psychic hive mind. We'll uhhhh meet you over at that lake portal. We don't need to stop by Vasselheim for anything. For efficiency. Not because we're hiding some jackass from the Bright Queen.
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goddd the scene in ep125 of beau finding out that the cobalt soul has been investigating her paid kidnapping after she mentioned it to dairon and are actually going to take zeenoth to trial for it killlls me. the way that beau is so shocked that someone (dairon) cared enough to look into the abuse she faced and actually seek justice for her. oh my god beauuuu ily beau 😢😢😢😢😢😢
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Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue
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My list of characters I think Matt should voice in Mighty Nein animated:
Essek Thelyss
Pumat Sol
Artagan (which is obvious as he voiced him in TLOVM)
The Syphilis Bandits
Febron
Zorth
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