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rustys owners are like some of the worst cat owners ive ever seen. like rusty was around 6 months when he joined thunderclan, yeah? and he was pretty used to roaming outside. these people were letting their unneutered kitten roam around outside including access to the woods full of animals that could absolutely eat a cat. and then when their kitten vanishes and is never seen again, they buy another kitten…. and ALSO let that one roam around outside, presumably unspayed. was rusty even their first cat or had they fed several to the fox population already.

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I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

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you just hate the cis because of the things that they did

I hate the cis because it is led by the treacherous count dooku

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Bells Hells, the agnostic centrist debate team: Yeah we are still pondering on whether we should get rid on of the gods or not, what are you guys’ opinions on the matter?

The Mighty Nein, the gods’ favorite little princesses: Excuse me?

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i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

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i love having adult horse girl friends. I’ll send them a 100x100px crunchy ass jpeg of a random brown horse and be like “thought of u🐴” and I can literally feel their sims relationship bar fill up in real time

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octopus 2022 wrapped

this year you disguised yourself as:

coral 10023 times

ocean floor 8064 times

coconut shell 244 times

various fish 196 times

scuba divers long lost wife 12 times

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you go to college and no one wants to play warrior cats anymore. bitch we need to take back sunningrocks.

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beau beau beau beau beau beau beau beau

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a finished beau~

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shoutouts to Essek Thelyss who, seven years ago, didn’t have friends, barely had family (he trusted his brother but didn’t speak to him), who was cold and frustrated and selfish—who now has a family made up of his friends, who helps people he barely knows, who has reconnected with his brother such that they can rib each other without fear of the relationship souring, who has a home full of warmth and love.

shoutouts to Essek who is still awkward and abrasive at times, but who—even while living in secret—is more open and kind and willing to care.

I love him I love him

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It will never stop being entertaining to me that the CritRole cast just brute-forced Essek floating into being canon. Matt explicitly said when he was introduced that he was just so elegant that his footsteps were near undetectable and that it appeared like he was almost gliding, but the rest of the cast just kept pushing "Nah that dude's floating I'm sure of it" until eventually Matt caved and now it's one of Essek's most recognizable character traits, to the point that he has to stop when he's undercover.

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Penelope Scott was right the sophomore slump is REAL

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I’d hold out for a third and finally successful assassination attempt, but the idea of a jd Vance pregnancy does not make me feel any better

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cowboys never die. they just ride off into the sunset

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I just wanna know if love wins before America loses

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I know nothing about Critical Role. These are some characters' impressions I got based on fanart

• fabulously dressed lavender tiefling ready to slay

• twin(?) elven siblings with long-ass generic pill names. I think archwizard Xanax and magister Ibuprofen are an actual part of their bloodline.

• unhinged little goblin that laughs in the face of gender identity

• that one two-colored half-orc that is tuskless(?) for some reason so I'm assuming Trauma™

• pink-haired Greenpeace firbolg

• that one ginger human wizard (?) that gets shipped with EVERY. SINGLE. CHARACTER in this damn fandom. Seriously, he gets passed around like a blunt. Also, I've never seen a single fanart of that man where he doesn't look absolutely MISERABLE, so I'm assuming he's some kind of depressed Victorian child.

I love DnD and I'm about to watch Critical Role for the first time after years spent seeing fanart made by the fandom without having any context. This are the characters I know about so far, and I've got no idea if this is the right impression or not. NOBODY CORRECT ME, I have to figure it out on my own. ( Btw I've no idea how many campaign this has or what season each character is from.)