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ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself

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He is here to comfort you

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YOU GOTTA LOVE IT WHEN FISH PILE UP TOGETHER. WHO'S WITH ME?

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invigorating my whimsy

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beloved corvid digital / photoshop 2025 ----- to see how he was made, take a look here

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Mechanical Principles by Ralph Steiner (1930)

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Common Grackle (Commission) Gouache and Ballpoint Pen on 8 inch Wood Panel Message for Commission Info!

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Soyjack condiment containers in the antique mall.

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in elden ring there are two types of boss; "beautiful" and "wet". if you're a beautiful boss your name is something like melinar the crimson spear or gondwana the gleaming and you're rocking an 80 inch pin-straight middle-parted wig. if you're a wet boss your name is randal reamtaint the revolting or lord giger groundstooth of the death brigade and you're built like a small- to medium-sized airplane in every direction. in both cases you are welsh.

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I'm at the doctor's office and a teenager who's like 7 fuckin feet tall just walked in and told the receptionist their name is Sequoia lmao. like is that a chosen name or did your parents somehow know you were gonna be the size of a redwood tree

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i saw this object in my dream last night. it got dismantled in a public bathroom

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i'm gonna fucking vomit i was high as hel and while trying to fucking tell my group chat that a conure parrot's head is not divisible as a square icon i typed the shittiest slime comprehendible by pond toads.

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i need to chew glass i need to fucking RAVAGE on some solid bone oh my fuckjng god . its fine its so cool actually its sooo chill .!!!!!!! its not as if the only emotion we ever see from v1 in game is Fear . the only concrete evidence of v1 Feeling is when it is literally confirmed to die . no reaction until it says “shutdown imminent” . but the fear comes all at once and it is undeniable . and oh just in case you didnt read that quite correctly or something THE ONLY EMOTION V1 FEELS IN GAME IS FEAR . CAN YOU HEAR ME

whatever . whatever man . i dont even care . like im so nonchalant about this dude for real . like who even gives a shit . whatever dude . whatever

something something the primal need to survive and the fear of death that comes with it . something something 2-S (all-imperfect love song) talking about the inevitability of death and not letting the fear of death ruin the act of living , while still acknowledging that dying is still scary . v1 continuing to rip through hell despite the fact that one day all blood will be gone and v1 Will die . but dying is still scary .

…… Whatever . im gonna go cough up copious amounts of blood now (im so okay hahahhaahhaah !!!!!)

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radiant is gabriel, for he is the light in my darkness

Playing with brushes I haven't used before, doing some painting again. The cloth was fun to paint.

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