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I- I don't post for a few months and this happens? What have they done to this lovely corporation!? And with the british, no less?

what are the lore implications of the evolving britain and whataburger yaoi

There is no yaoi.

@whataburger-unofficial look at this.

There is NO yaoi to be found here.

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Ketchup doesn't exist anymore? Thank fuck! I'm eating those things plain!

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I can put on a silly costume and be very convincing!

are any of the gimmick blogs lawyers i need one i got a firehouse sub today and didnt get one of those long ass pickles

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I'll take your whole stock!

Today only! Nuclear Blue Miku Ramen Soup.

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Whataburger is pleased to announce new locations in:

Raleigh, North Carolina

Durham, North Carolina

Cary, North Carolina

Ohio

Nashville, Tennesee

Hell

Point Nemo

Your house

Yes your house

It's ours now

Sorry for the inconvinence

Greenville, South Carolina

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Hey don't look at that! I'm red! Trust me!

Pizza quest*

Not actually a quest. The blue corpo/restuaraunt blogs seem to be starting some kind of gang. Perhaps blogs of other colors would like to start one as well?

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Red restaurant blog club?

Pizza quest*

Not actually a quest. The blue corpo/restuaraunt blogs seem to be starting some kind of gang. Perhaps blogs of other colors would like to start one as well?

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One

there

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Ooo! A tag!

(not sure who's been tagged yet) @wendys-unofficial @burgerking-official (anyone else too!)

New picrew chain! link

tagging: @partycityistotallyofficailguy @definitely-spirit-halloween @firehouse-subs-fr @totally-ikea @the-real-google @totally-bing @mcdonlads-official @firefox-official @claires-unofficial @walmart-the-official and all who see this/want to join.

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😀

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Rumors? These sound like legitimate names!

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Google Docs‽ On Tumblr‽ Inconceivable!

Hello

Okay so like I'm new to this gimmick blog thing but I feel obligated to declare this a parody account

Pronouns: she/her

I'm a minor

I'm still trying new crap but as of now I shall

-shitpost

-'document' random posts I see

-shitpost

Anyway if any corp blog sees this, I'm desperately tryna get on that side of tumblr so hello :)

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You don't show up in search results for users still. 😭

I found you on my feed btw so I'm 90% sure you might no longer be shadowbanned

- @burger-king-unofficial

NO WAY WAIT REALLY hang on i gotta test this

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Hey guys! I ordered a bunch of boxes of these snack boxes for everyone!

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reblog to scare Matt

(im trans. go ahead, nuke me. i have enough followers and the entire gimmickverse on my side. theyll know what happened.)

@photomatt

i will literally blow up your car if you keep harming us.

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...rosin?

Pizza quest 3

Choose something that would be objectively terrible as a pizza topping and attempt to create a delicious pizza using it. Worth 9 pizza points.

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Texas Temperature for late February!

Austin: 81°F or 27°C

San Antonio: 82°F or 28°C

Dallas: 86°F or 30°C

El Paso: 81°F or 27°C