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This scene just healed my heart

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The final problem

Trump:I have the nuclear codes

Putin:I have the final episode of Sherlock ;)

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the sherlock fandom:

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Even though I have my Ilvermorny house now

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Science pickup lines

Do you have 11 protons? Because you're Sodium fine!!

I wish I were a virus so I could inject my DNA into you.

I wish I were adenine, because then I would get paired up with U!

And my personal favorite: If I were an enzyme, I'd be a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

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Harry Potter pickup lines

I want to stick my Philosopher's Stone into your Chamber of Secrets, releasing my Prisoner of Azkaban into your Goblet of Fire so your Order of the Phoenix can have my Half-Blood Prince, giving you the Deathly Hallows.

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So, James and Lily are soulmates because they're patronous' are a doe and stag, right?... does that make Harry and Prof. Snape soulmates?? O.o

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oh, god.

this happened

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Trumpets are known for their notoriously large ego. They say it is a stereotype, but we all know that that's not true. Their egos will clash and cause band drama, and their is nothing worse than band drama. NOOOTHING.

Two trumpets dating. Bad idea?

Trumpets are inanimate objects and don’t possess the ability to date someone.

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HAPPY FANDOM DAY!!! 

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Me and my baby girl Angeline, my beautiful fellow osteosarcoma survivor trying to imitate the fault in our stars movie cover. I met her while we were going through chemo last fall. She’ll always be my hazel grace

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Seduce him with you clumsiness

I love band, but the only bad thing about it is when you have to be around band couples and you're not part of one. Like, all my friends are making out with someone and here I am, the dumbass clarinetist who likes our male drum major and he knows and i think we both want to talk about it but he's a junior and I'm a sophomore and I just wow this is stupid and i feel like if I go up to him and try to talk to him about it he'll ignore me and gahhhh do you or anyone else have any advice??

Yeah dude just go up to him and tell him because you’ll probably regret not doing it when he starts dating someone else. Just have confidence and wicked dance moves to seduce him.

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"Midnight. Mum always said midnight."

"There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight…"

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Two trumpets dating. Bad idea?

Trumpets are inanimate objects and don’t possess the ability to date someone.

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And the Internet version of cocaine...

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After I joined marching band I truly understand the expression "i hate it yet I love it"

It’s like that feeling when you backwards march for the first time.