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it’s eunuch Tucker’s adoptiversary and defacto birthday today <3
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i love my cat but he is very fond of trickery
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me being so normal when there’s only vague plans to hang out for the day nobody is texting back with specific times or what we’re doing
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Taking photos of snakes is a lot harder than you’d think 😂😭
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the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features
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nosferatu is so funny. german guy in 1922 wanted to make an adaptation of dracula. couldn't get the rights so he just changed all the character names and killed off the mina at the end in hopes nobody would notice. they noticed and bram stoker's widow sued them and demanded all copies of the film be destroyed. but just like count orlok himself, the movie refused to die and then he showed up in spongebob
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she lives in my mind ok. i dont wanna talk about it
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The catholic church has a secret menu just ask for the body of Christ monkey style and they’ll give you a wafer with peanut butter on it
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I love using "by the way" as a segue into topics that are completely unrelated to the matters at hand. it isn't remotely by the way, quite a ways out of the way in fact. a little adventure
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me to the three people who interact with my posts
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being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like
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