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character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

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You should be starting a recipe book. I don't give a shit if you're only 20-years-old. The modern web is rotting away bit by bit before our very eyes. You have no idea when that indie mom blog is going down or when Pinterest will remove that recipe. Copy it down in a notebook, physically or digitally. Save it somewhere only you can remove it. Trust me, looking for a recipe only to find out it's been wiped off the internet is so fucking sad. I've learned my lesson one too many times.

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sorry i covered your neck in dark hickeys and clamped down hard on your throat like limp prey while i was giving you a handjob. you whimpered a little too soft and i blacked out and believed myself to be a feral dog in possession of an entire rotisserie chicken

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i am gay and tired, reblog this if you are also gay and tired

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Please do cite the deep magic to me actually. I may have been there when it was written but I am very forgetful

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Listen if you are a girl who is trying to get buff and feel upset at not seeing progress, all you have to do is go stand in front of some Asian parents. They will be like ‘Stop lifting! You are getting buff and men don’t like that because they will be scared :(‘ and your confidence will instantly rush back

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Hej, Národní divadlo? Mohla bych znát autora plakátu o inscenaci Šeherezády? Směla bych vědět čí umění jste podpořili? Umění je pro divadlo důležité, že? ŽE? NÁRODNÍ DIVADLO?!

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im in so much physical pain i might died

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Tímto bych chtěla jménem celé naší směny v copycentru poděkovat osobě, co si k nám přišla vytisknout tyhle legendární Patomatovské "reakční kartičky" z legendárního čumblr příspěvku. Doufám, že budou sloužit. My čůráme smíchy a máme VŠICHNI nově vytištěné samolepky.

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we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

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me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

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jokes aside i think it’s amazing and heartwarming to see like 4chan incel bros perform the miracle of crawling out of that hole and becoming real human beings and chronicling their journey to realizing that they can be well adjusted happy normal dudes

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You own the home you live in. The last owners painted the walls of your bedroom a horrible off white.

You fucking hate it. Every day you wake up to off-white walls and off-white ceilings and pass through your off-white door to get to the rest of the house. You feel like you've been locked up in a padded room. It makes you want to die.

So what is there to do? Well, you own the home. Go out and get some paint, a roller or two, and a drop cloth. If the color makes you want to kill yourself, you should obviously change it.

But what if you didn't hate it. What if it just mildly perturbed you? Or maybe what if you didn't, like, reeeeeally mind it all that much, but you knew that another color would make you a lot happier? Does the decision that you come to change?

Sure, it's work moving the furniture out, setting up, painting, making sure you get the edges, cleaning up, letting it all dry, etc, but isn't adding joy to your life worth the effort? Don't you owe it to yourself to subtract mediocrity and add happiness? Do you need to be miserable to envision a better life?

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L + ratio + when you wake up next to him in the middle of the night with your head in your hands you're nothing more than his wife

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This pony’s special talent is: to discover Vietnam!