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what-do-i-put44 · 3 days ago
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Humans are weird
HALLOWEEN
Aliens looking for the humans on board their ships but find a green, groaning, bloody, torn up, human and then the alien panics and the human has to calm them down cuz…
alien: human-Alex!!!
Alex: yeah xer?
Xer: HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?!!? GET TO THE MEDIC!
Alex: …why?
Xer: YOUR COVERED IN BLOOD AND LOOK LIKE OTHER DEAD HUMANS!
much explanation later…
Xer: Humans do that because of the fear of the ‘Devil’ coming to hunt them?
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