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Gabriele Grones (Italian, 1983) - Poiesis (2020)

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It starts:

"I need to change the subcutaneous anticonceptional implant, the three years are gonna be up in three months"

"Ok, you need an appointment for first visit, an appointment for second visit and an appointment to actually change it"

"Ok, can i book all of them now?"

"No"

"Can i do just one appointment because honestly this is stupid it's just a plastic stick why do i need three visits, and also i litterally have it on now and i am not dying?"

"No"

"When it the first appointment available?"

"in one month and a half"

"Fuck you"

It continue:

"Your first appointment must be changed because the doctor is sick"

"I am gonna burn down this government, when is the new option?"

"A month later"

"Find another solution"

"Tomorrow"

"Ok"

The day of the first visit:

"The visit can't be done, you need those two exams before"

"No one told me on call, and you will hear about it. I bet the first visit is just to tell you need those exams. This meeting could have been an e-mail. Can you give me the recipe?"

"No, you need to take an appointment with your personal doctor for that"

E-Mail Subject: Recipe Request

E-Mail: Doctor i need this recipe

E-Mail Answer: you have to come personally

"During work hours. For a recipe another doctor asked"

"Yes"

"Can i kill you?"

"No. Do you want to surrender?"

"I will be dead before i give childrens to this state"

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LIL NAS X - NEED DAT BOY (2024)

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the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

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supernatural finale as horror [you are still in the story you never left] [no one can escape the narrative and none of you are free] [this is exactly how it was written to be, your life is not your own it is a map of decisions that all ultimately come down to the profit margin] [you look directly into the camera and thank the audience for watching with your hollywood teeth flashing a smile] [tune into the new show on our network that we hope you will watch since it stars one of the leads, we’ve been playing trailers every commercial break] [the end of the characters on screen to panning out as you see the crew and and actors waving this is a set] [none of this is real you’re playing a part you’re in the show your feelings your actions none of it your own] [it is written for you and you will do as it says] [you are the only ones left but it doesn’t matter, you were the leading men, everyone else you loved were just supporting characters and guest spots, even the ones that who stayed by you it has to end with two brothers] [you won’t even truly grieve them, that’s not the story they want to tell]

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they went from "when i feel friendship for you, i feel ashamed" to their souls reuniting in death holding hands watching the sunset

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they undoomed my yaoi what the fuck

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HOT FROSTY 2024 — dir. Jerry Ciccoritti

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    And when all the mysteries have gone extinct, when we have annihilated all trace of them, surely we will invent replacements—things miraculous and pure and rare—and build tombs for them, and scramble the maps so that we cannot find them to ruin them, and forget them there. We will bury the mysteries deep in the ground and wait to see what life (or death) they grow.     And one day we will become the dream archaeology, the irrecoverable evidence of our disaster.  Nothing will find us. Our bones will sink like primordial arrows into the earth, crawl lower and lower toward that red light, until they are swallowed by the magma churning at the planetary core, which is always moving, rotating.     And then, one day, the core will turn utterly dark and still: an inhuman stillness, from which what was buried rises not as the living dead, but as new forms of life that we cannot recognize. And yet how we would recognize ourselves in them, in these things remade from our material, though we could not survive them, though they would not let us near.

— Sara Eliza Johnson, ‘Genesis’

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“We were separated. He couldn’t touch me.”

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Reading Moby Dick and the whole opening is wild. "I'm Ishmael. Sometimes being a person makes me want to scream, so whenever I feel I can't hold it in anymore I run to the nearest shipyard and sign up for some hard manual labour on a random ass boat where nobody cares who I am. After a few months I'll settle down and get back to business. Everyone does this sometimes, it's probably normal. Anyhow, I'm at the pier."

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they can try all they want but AI speed paints/art process videos will never capture the intensely human artistic endeavor of drawing and undoing and redrawing the same simple shape or line 400 times rapidfire in a drawing thats pushing you closer to the edge with every lift of the pen

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there's rpf truth everywhere for those with eyes to see

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He’s gonna drown and he doesn’t even care!

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the first italian who said a single pussy hair has got more traction power than an oxen-pulled cart had reached peaks of enlightenment never seen before or ever again

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omegaverse alle poste italiane

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here's how we can still get stucky canon