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anon requested: the pacific + most attractive ∟ bill “hoosier” smith
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They need to make more men like this 😔
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Ginger Squad
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lmfao 1999hxh had no chill when it came to leopika
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matching icons for u and ur homie
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Part two of band-of-bitches’s Easy boys as Tik Toks
There is a particular Tik Tok I died laughing at while editing…ya’ll guess which one
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Can’t believe Shane Taylor stole my screenshot
Shane I just wanna talk
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my perfect crime? i move to hollywood. i get hired as a waitress at tom hanks favorite restaurant. i get friendly with him, develop a rapport, meet his family. i bide my time. when the hour is right i slip a deadly poison into his dish. i watch him take a bite, watch as satisfaction turns into confusion then horror. he starts to choke. his face turns purple. his companions are horrified and helpless, desperately calling for a doctor. at this point i step forward and reveal that i, in fact, have the antidote. tom hanks friends beg me to give it to him in tears. i pretend to consider it, even though i know full well i will not. i walk up to tom, a miserable, barely-alive pile of a man. i kneel beside him and lean in to whisper in his ear.
"this is for not making episode nine a liebgott-centric episode."
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because of you Shane Taylor had the privilege of seeing Webster called a ‘sharkthot’ with his own two eyes
i really cant believe it, im baffled by it, I still think about it to this day
He could be lurking anywhere
shane im sorry you had to see sharkthot
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do you ever feel like you need to listen to a certain song otherwise you’ll explode
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Sid, letting Eugene know that Snafu called and that as soon as he saw it was him, he stared at the phone and let it ring until he eventually gave up after calling him for the third or fourth time in a row:
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Canon: [breaks my heart]
Me: [angry] Fine, I’ll go to fanfiction! They never let me down.
Fanfiction: [breaks my heart but with more precision and accuracy]
Me: [sobs] Much better!
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