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Things you can do, according to the Decemberists:

Kick a hole in the hallway while singing like a painted lady

Use your skull like a cannonball

Bang a drum ‘til the money’s all gone

Make your moan of your lot in life

Split your mind half crazy

Gouge your eyes with a butter knife

Drown yourself in crocodile tears

Curse the gods what made ye

Pine away for your better years

Things you’d better not do, according to the Decemberists:

Wake the baby

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Trumbeak can be used on your team in:

Gen 7: Sun, Moon, Ultra Sun, Ultra Moon Gen 9: Scarlet, Violet (DLC)

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Toucannon can be used on your team in:

Gen 7: Sun, Moon, Ultra Sun, Ultra Moon Gen 9: Scarlet, Violet (DLC)

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Me whenever my choice has higher votes: "Ah, yes, I am in good company."

Me whenever my choice has lower votes: "It's important to remember that Tumblr has awful taste and it's okay for other people to be wrong."

I try to remain unbiased, and keep my opinion to myself but yes, 100%, you are very right and I feel you.

I am grateful to everyone for following the blog, BUT some of yall have terrible taste and I will never forgive Volo getting second place in the masters ex tournament twice

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B2, Round Two, Match 4

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No, no. Tell your dad the raw milk TURNED YOU TRANS.

Now THERES an idea…

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This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

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Eye Glasses for Chickens, early 1900's

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discourse over shipping the two guys in the mariner’s revenge song by the decemberists but it focuses entirely on the fourteen year age gap and anytime anyone tries to bring up how that one guy fucked the other guy’s mom, gave her syphilis, and stole all her money, leading directly to her tragic death and the titular mariner’s lifelong quest for revenge, they seamlessly pivot into arguing over if actually the mom was in the wrong for fucking an eighteen year old

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happy 10th, oras.

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Fuck I really love Pokémon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire, I can't believe it's been ten years. Absolutely up there as one of the GOATs

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For the purposes of this question, assume the other people are fine with it.

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I listened to Hook by Blues Traveler again and this song is so funny

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Someone living in Sweden during the Iron Age wore this cloak. Unfortunately, they wore it while they were murdered: forensic analysis found the holes in the cloak match how stabs would have penetrated the folds of the cloak when it was being worn.

Dating to 360 to 100 BCE, is also the oldest known example of a houndstooth pattern!