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how cute would it be to have my own devoted stalker? someone to watch over me and keep me safe, to keep me company when i’m feeling lonely — even if i don’t know it.

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bf who is stalking u in an attempt 2 kidnap u n keep in their basement 4evr

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I'm a sucker for fucked up relationships. Unhinged obsession. Limitless devotion. Love to the point of destruction.

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They need to make a rubbing-your-hands-together emoji to express evil scheming and wicked glee.

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I'm such a loser i cant do anything on my own fucking kill me please

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Like a little dog, I'm already dependent on you,Waiting for a message is what makes my day happy.

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Not settling because I still remember the time after recently moving I had sat down and was going to scroll on my phone but suddenly heard a camera shutter go off. Expect I hesitated and tried talking myself out of it saying that I was just hearing things.

Personal yandere or nothing.

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sorry I stalk your blog and check my notifications constantly hoping is you, you just interacted with me so now I have to follow you around like a lost puppy

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nothing better than opening a family size bag of beef jerky and pretending that im eating at their tendons and becoming one with them. Hmmm teriyaki flavor

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”good dog” can we kiss and make out and get married and be violent and kiss more and die together ??

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steal me away. covet me, and worship me away from prying eyes. i do not mind a jealous lover, darling.

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On a more realistic note

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Do not look away,

As it'll result in your demise.

Look at me,

It'll result in blessings.

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i love u

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Fun fact if you kidnap me you get a loving spouse who waits like a patient puppy at the door and obediently stays put

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i hope someone cute snatches me off the sidewalk and locks me in their basement <3