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If you like the word “queer” reblog.

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A wizard cursed you with immortal reincarnation, everytime you die, your soul is implanted into a newborn with full knowledge of your past lives. It's always rough the first few months before you gain control of your new body. Now, after 5 incarnations and only 2 years old, you find the Wizard.

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pants are a different color than the vest - 0/10

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Asexual sweep

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This is my Roman Empire

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Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

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Wait, is Orym's bananas high perception a trauma response to not spotting the assassins that killed his husband coming? Is it literally 'Nobody will ever be able to sneak up on the people I care about like that again?'

Like, in my head, I was going 'oh haha, this is Liam trying to make the perfect counter to someone like Vax, someone who can beat a high level rogue's minimum stealth role,' but like... in character? In character this is a man who has decided he'll never let anyone catch him unawares again.

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Me whenever I see a mutual I haven’t seen post in a long while:

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And the cows jumped over the (red) moon! 🌛

I had a silly idea. Mr. Braius Doomseed, Mr. Caduceus Clay, thank you for your service.

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vox machina memes part 2

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vox machina memes part 2

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this is what you get for dating an atheist

original

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Nope, still not over this scene. Never over this scene. 🩵💚

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this is what you get for dating an atheist

original

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Caduceus “unfazed” Clay at your service

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I love them

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Human: I don't get this whole "Earth is a death world" thing. Like, obviously it wouldn't seem like one to us, but why is it one to you guys? Are your home planets *that* much more free of disease and predators and stuff?

Alien: Oh, yes. Earth is far more hostile than our home worlds.

Human: Huh. Wonder why.

Alien: I suspect it's due to Earth's high iron content blocking the fae from disposing of such minor threats.

Human: Yeah, I guess that

Human:

Human: what

Tiny fairy in alien's translator headpiece: Shut up, they think we're mythical, it's *hilarious*.

Alien: I mean... Sure is a mystery, huh?