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Marisha: Nooo! What if I pop out a titty?
Matt: Already seen it. :)
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Finally, finally, finally, this constantly-underestimated adventuring party who has been in the middle of everything, used, manipulated, targeted, dismissed, so much collateral damage that no one would care if they died on a suicide mission--
The world cannot use them anymore. The world cannot ask any sacrifices of them anymore. (Mother, husband, brother, friend--) They are not foot soldiers or disposable toys. Their losses are no longer inconsequential.
The world will have to listen to the people they didn't want speaking.
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when the bard finally splurges and spends a fancy ninth level spell on himself
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shadowgast + dorym | moments of care in the final battle
Long May He Reign // The Red End
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“We need you! I need you!”
LIAM O’BRIEN YOU CANNOT JUST CALL BACK TO THE SHADOWGAST FOREHEAD BONK LIKE THAT. SIR.
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Dorian Storm really will never stop being that girl. He said “I’m gonna kill a god” and went out there with his titties out and he just. Did that. Baby boy cannot be stopped
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So, the Hells need to talk to the gods to convince them and that means I could have Dorian face Lolth? The goddess that flinched at him? I could have him perhaps just maybe absolutely own her. Pretty please?
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every so often i will come across a macklemore lyric that just… catches me so fucking off guard
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