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Letting people down is my thing, baby, find yourself a new gig, this town ain't big enough for two of us.

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Well, is he here right now? 

Ah, well, plenty of people are intelligent. What's so great about him?

Wesley. You shouldn’t be talking to me. It’s against my father’s wishes. Also, he’s a writer. Very intelligent.

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You don't know how? Is that not a girl thing? Is that not what girls do at sleepovers - braid each other's hair and cry over romance movies? I thought it was like, in your blood.

Does anyone know how to braid?

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Who?

If I could meet anyone living or dead, it would be Kurt Vonnegut.

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I know what it said, asshole. But it would be oh so much more fun to engrave it into their faces.

Yeah, whatever helps you sleep at night, Harv.

Not their face, their soul. Dipshit. It sounded much more poetic coming out of my mouth.

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Of course you're happy to see me. Duh. 

Warm welcome, you say? Would you like me to set some fires?

I honestly can never tell if I’m happy to see you or not Wesley. This is the warm welcome you give me? I’m quite hurt. Really. You’re cutting me deep.

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Oh, don't you worry your little head. Your face does a fine enough job of doing that all by itself. I'd be lying if I said your... pleasant aroma didn't help, too.

No. I don’t know English. I don’t fucking speak it whatsoever. I only speak in grunts and low whistles. It keeps ugly fuckers like you away.

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Of course. Little freshmen always thinking life is so terrible, that the weight of the world lies on their shoulders. I can totally engrave the pain, right into their very face.

Just for the record, it totally didn't.

I heard one of the whiny freshmen say it. I wanted to see if it sounded better coming out of my mouth.

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Do you know English? That sentence was so contradictory it hurt.

Hello you small minded lovely freaks.

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Really Harvey? Have you been reading one of your girly romance novels again? What did I tell you about those?

Engrave the pain of being alive into my soul.

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You know what else is adorable? How you can't tell seriousness from sarcasm. It's obvious you don't know me. Actually, wait - I think you're right. The word I'm looking for is stupid, not cute. 

I'm actually enjoying literature class...

Cute? adorable? It’s obvious you don’t fucking know me at all, Wesley.  You what’s going to be fucking adorable? Your bloody face when I’m done with you if you call me that one more time.

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It's really cute how you think you have the power to automatically get me back whenever you want. So confident in the abilities you don't have - adorable.

I'm actually enjoying literature class...

Oh, please! Don’t make me laugh. I didn’t know you had a funny bone in your body, Wesley. If I wanted you all to myself, I would already have you but surprise! you are an asshole and not that lucky. 

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Ehh, I think I'll pass.

You know. Take the wonderful chance life handed you!

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Because why wouldn't they be? 

I didn't say you were a child, I called you Hare child. As in, child of the Hares. Which you are.

How can you be sure they’re made up of t-the same things? M’not a child, either, but, uh, whatever. 

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Oh, of course.

Listen, baby, as much as I know you would love for that to happen so you can have me back all to yourself, she didn't. She's at home, which isn't any of your business anyways.

I'm actually enjoying literature class...

Do as you wish. The reaction would be what counts anyways.

  I’m fucking hilarious right? you know what would be even funnier? if that stupid Rat you call girlfriend or whatever left you…oh wait, she did. Awwww….

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"Pop" it?

You should pop that opportunity.

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I was kidding. My bones are made up of the same stuff yours are, Hare child, so my bones are just as ordinary as yours.

S’not my face the card-lady c-commented on. So it would be your bones…uh, logically speaking. My bones are ordinary.