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Klaus: just once I’d like to get up in the morning and not go through all seven stages of grief
Diego: what are the extra two?
Klaus: denial 2 and astral projection
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The world: is going to end
Five: sorry, do not vibe with that. Try again in about a week
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I love this meme template tbh
Here’s the blank for anyone to use!
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mark, please, just let me breathe for FIVE SECONDS-
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“You disregarded the Disclaimer Song. You decided to tase yourself, or made a mold of your friend’s face but forgot to leave airholes. Maybe you tried to build a bungee jump off your roof or hold your breath for 27 minutes or eat your body weight in Play-Doh. You know what you did was wrong and maybe killed some people along the way. But now the question is, what are you going to do to make things right?”
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Marks and Rec: Misc #1889
(Now quit whining and hold still.) (Dialogue from Scorpion.)
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Mark when he's about to subject Ethan to some bullshit
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“Are you in a relationship?” “Yes.”
This is the cutest shit I’ve ever seen in my little life
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